₦airaland Forum

The mechanic who repairs the jet needs to be arrested.

yuzedo: The present deputy governor was chosen JUST 10 days ago.. And now he will be the new governor of the state!
Talk about L.U.C.K!

Yes o! I'll pin it down on luck, cos if I talk now, the man don get SSS aparatus and I fit disappear! I am not a conspiracy theorist, do the math yourself biko!

That's how good;uck made it to the presidential sit. watch the new governor on the long run...

[quote author=Mynd_44]Any body know that 2morrow is "Ojude Ba" at Ijebu ode?[/quote]Menh am gonna miss that sh*t....

I buy them food to kill thier inner envy.

jude33084: Ɣε̲̣̣̣̥§ oh! Τhe governor Ŧħåϯ gave helments to bike riders during election aŋԂ collected their bikes after elected Ɣε̲̣̣̣̥§! We are learning from Lagos

@least he did no legalized kidnapping in lagos state.

Lagos lead... Others follow. Keep learning from the centre of excellency.

^ are you talking too mee?

I wanna see MR-Cork 17 inces D*ck.

Iya Tunde food @ akerele surulere

e go beter theatre @ ajegunle.

shine your eyes park @ ebute metta.

No dull yourself @ oshodi

Molouee music house @ Ijora

Shitta roundabout park @ shitta surulere.

lemme call my sister for more brb.

Obi1kenobi: Ah, e be like say e pain you sha. Why do you need my permission to abuse me? You think I care what a keyboard warrior thinks? I'm a gainfully employed, tax-paying, law-abiding citizen. That's my contribution to the country. Sorry, ehn? Not everyone has to bury their heads in the sand about the international embarrassment that is Nigeria just because you choose to. You're probably one of those halfwits that watch overaged Nigerian footballers in youth football and support them under the premise of claiming "everyone else is doing it". Kpele, ehn.

Like i said... What have you contribute.... Nothing... Those western countries you are running too, their citizens didnt rely on their govt to do all those things... Every single citizens contribute his/her own quota to make thier country what it is today... Why cant you stand up and start from your family... Start telling them the negative effect of corruption.. Start telling them its better you go to jail than bribing police.... Start telling them hard work pays than short cut.... Start telling them to leave religious hyprocrisy and face the real truth. Bcus i know for sure that if you are to be in aso rock you will do worst than david mark.

Obi1kenobi: Anybody who is proud to be Nigerian is either seriously delusional or simply ignorant to the myriad of problems afflicting our society. If you've ever been abroad and seen a society that works or gone through enhanced searching at airports for being Nigerian or get humiliated at crowded embassies of people looking to leave this cesspit of a nation, you'll certainly be ashamed to be Nigerian. If you travel outside the country and are quick to broadcast to everyone that you're Nigerian, you're doing yourself a massive disservice and put yourself subject to prejudice and preconceptions that Nigeria conjures in the minds of others. Except I'm asked, I can't go screaming on the rooftops affirming to everyone that I'm Nigerian. I'm not suggesting there aren't success stories out there but they are totally overshadowed by the negative stories. There is absolutely nothing to be proud of as a Nigerian' In just about every facet of life and every human index of development, we're a pathetic nation through and through.

Ordinary Olympics, we no fit win common bronze medal. A country of over 150 million people.

C'mon sir... Can i cal you inglorious chump..... You said just bcus of embassy and airport some1 should be ashamed of nigeria... Sir, permit me to say this... You are a fooool.

Besides, how many country have u being to? Or maybe you are one those opportunist that run out of nigeria with fake doc. If we are to be ashamed of niigeria bcus of our passport... What would country like, afghanistan, libya, iraq, mexico, colombia, haiti,..just to name a few.. Those countries are worst than nigeria internationaly but yet you hardly see them degrading thier country bcus they know that every country has is own positive and negative side.

Can i even ask you a question, what have you contribute to this country... Nothing except your cannibslistic being of representing nigeria.

And you talked about olympic.... Are we the only country that partake?...what about other countries from asia, america.. Europe... Do you hear their citizen ranting bcus they did not win a single bronze....

Always look outside first before spitting jargons mr twerp.

Cuddlemii and ileke

It happened in my city thou.

Okontami: Guys, the most painful thing again is not only the government but the citizens of Nigeria. Some of the 160Million population are kidnappers, armed robbers, prostitutes, ritual killers, 419s , suicide bombers, lynchers , evil minded individuals, militants, Bribe givers and bribe takers

The local government officials are stealing money for their constituencies, the governors are stealing, the regulatory officials are stealing monies and taking bribes. Its a real shame. How do you want me to be proud of this country. What for?? Its terrible

Like ya username says.... Do you know that the crimes commited in new orleans and detroit is equivalent to the whole crimes commited in nigeria..

No place is safe in this world even uk that does not permit gun

Desola: Not really...but definitely because I share the same green passport with ignoramus like you.

No it bcus you shared the same brain with a tortoise.

Desola: Have I ever been ashamed of being a Nigerian?

I am always ashamed to say i'm a Nigerian. Always!

Is it because you get free food stamp.

daminho: Olisa Adibua is a poof!!! Why try to diminish someone's talent by refusing to play his song...Grow up Olisa and stop taking dos cracks..it will help a lot....#POKO

Why are you so quick to judge... Do you read the post at all... Did the guy mention on twitter??

Mogten: Fell from a tree.

I seee.... Your head must have hit the wrong path.

Mogten: No woman deserves a good guy....

How did you come into this world

If you havent be a player before no woman will value you as a man and there's no way you can be a real man without playing the game..

90% of real men that are married today bcus they played the game in their youthfull age, thats why they know how to handle their home without third party interferance...

When you play lotto and win jackpot.

When you check your bank account and the see the numbers growing fast.

When you comment on NL and u got over 30 likes.

When you wake up and see the sun smiling at you.

When you pray and you feel like your prayer has been answered.

When your crush say YES to your proposal.

When you call your mom and she started praying for you..... Thats the greatest blessing of all.

I must get married to a white woman.

Constant beating.

Blackberry, iphone or ant latest smartphone.

Brazillian, russian, chinese weave.

Money.

A real man that lie with pratical.

Note.... The above is meant for black girls only but some apply to white and other races

Sex is spiritual

After paying a strumpet?

chiboy11: Can u read wel , wen hz usa becom naija

Are you blind sir?


Is the university in USA

Are the lecturers from USA..

adaptor4all: Some posts r as a result of being jobless,idle or backward..pls does NL pay peeps 4 d post..if so I cud giv u a beautiful story of last 9tes dream n get richer..Pls op,have some sense,not every1 on NL is here 4 child's play..*Rubbish*

You are testing your china BB on here right??

Rooneyboy: Come o !
U don phuck alhaji Audu before ?

She's writing from experience thou.

So doctorate degree is now cheap as plantain in nigeria... Chaiiii.. Aluueeemeee

[quote author=X-factoria]Somebody actually sat down to put these graphics together over someone else's life?

How jobless can people get?[/quote]E dey pain you

freecocoa: What an ediot.

Thank you old mama youngy.

freecocoa: The monkeys have broken out of their cage again.

I know say i go still taste the honey pot one day .. Btw. whats the current size now?

freecocoa: I'm not sure I clearly get what you mean but allowing cucumbers of different shapes and sizes into your cookie jar is very far from just one regular cucumber doing the job. The diversity of the other cucumbers go quick scatter the jar and render it somewhat irreparable.

U nko....you clean??... You fit count how many kondo wey don enter ya pot??.... If the woman above is globacom you go be MTN (everywhere you go).