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I was expecting to see a center where crabs are groomed? who knows poor me if you would say.

galantjoe:
Fake life.

He lived in mansions in Lagos but mud and thatched house in village

Ono na fake City life is 5&6

if you've got no rip for the kid why not just save yourself the stress of hating unnecessarily.

did he at any point in time steal your own fake life or did he stop you from also faking your way too?

chai! chai!! chai!!!seun and him bot no do well o.

247VAWULENCE:
If you know the meaning of that name you would not ask him not to called you that, it simply means GOD IS BIG in Edo language

him no like the name mean say him like ham na.

Caaz:
Did World war 13th happened in the 1st page?

to be sincere comment nuking is on going on nairaland, kindly informed.

Lamasta:
Anything associated with Man United should be sacked henceforth

Fergie001, dfrost and all the red devils make Una come make I arrange deliverance crusade for una

you no just well, I no fit laugh I beg. infact invite me as one your deliverance minister.

is that grandpa at the back of the line also a student/pupil on headmaster.

sorry I noticed that first, congratulations to her and success to her ahead all the way all through her life.

those I see are all big aunties in uniform, good for she go ya get school mother (the one that will support her o, not those ones that will eat her meals.)

correctguy101:
E no tire me o.

Na so Christians go begin mock babalawo anytime life happen. They'll be like: plus all his juju, I think say e no go die... Like say even pope no dey kick jerrycan...

Ignorant yéyé pipu

same way dem mock Daddy Adeboye wen him pikin kpai the other time.

but wait o why e be say na Christians and babalawo you compare? shey you be babalawo ni?

Mitsurugi:
Dem dey allow CR7 lose? The way every bad belle Messi fan suddenly tunes in to Saudi League once Christiano is playing a final is amusing.

Krissjones:
They are hypocrites same guys insulting cr7 last week.

you guys are right, there is this other guy that will always create a thread for messi at any given opportunity (even when is awarded a tea spoon), just insult those that are of different opinions.

one thing he does never create a thread for his flaws. the way those messi fans hate on CR7 is out the ordinary. you see them swarm like locust (going to infest, devour and destroy a very rich plantation), on any thread that gives them opportunities to hate on CR7.

correctguy101:
Me keh? Babalawo? Who dash monkey banana?

I just dey mention say masses always dey quick to assign omnipotence to people anyhow.

Oya, see ya example na, shey Baba Adeboye go fit fight something as inevitable as death and snatch his son? They tend to forget say even he himself na human being.

that is just, the weakness in is his weakest point and it just an act of wickedness on the part man which is intentional weakness. seeking the the fall of his fellow man.

in Nigeria so far the criminally minded government is getting enough tax to embezzle for the betting companies they have no problem with betting.

EnglishUsa:
Since more then a year plus I have not posted anything on Facebook, I only watch funny videos and close my Facebook. I don't know why Nigeria government leave every other things and choose to block the joy of her citizens, although I know one day they will come for us on Facebook... Since they don't know how to add tax on it and how to stop Nigerians from laughing out their sorrows, they will choose to block it entirely. ^{I have never voted before but, I will vote out my anger this time around because I know too well my vote will never count}.

the bolded is the only way we citizens know and remember we have a government. you really know our government, they don't want to see us happy.
the italicized word you are right the only time they are happy is when they milking us dry with taxes, what ever would not give them tax they kill, the more reason they kicked against crypto until recently they also use it to launder money.
the right spirit is your vote even it won't count vote the anger out of you (meaning even you will win, I am happy I voted against you). I love this.

I doubt if there are still names available to be registered, soon we have to by names to run business.

OlujobaSamuel:
Happy with this, especially the text book.
They should stop the schools from selling textbooks.
They should only give list of books with publisher name, let parents get them at bookshops.

I'm with you on this, a good number of the booksellers are no longer enjoying the business as the demonic school owners has taken over even the aspect of book selling. they might continue with branding of note books but textbooks should be from bookshops, the monopoly must end.

alphaconde:
It no longer by name we now need affirmation. Any Kemi is not the most important person to come from nigeria

you are right, what many don't know is this. the only way she can gain popularity and prominence is to be strategic. this means backlashing the most populous black nation remains her best shot.

been a Nigerian gives her the edge in this situation meaning she has truly switched allegiance. she is intentional with what she is doing, not because she hate Nigeria or Nigerians that much but to win the hearts of the the britons.

LagosOrigin:
So a Russian or American will denigrate her motherland country because she wants to be relevant to her host country abi?

Kemi don't like Nigeria , she made it clear

who amongst us genuinely love this country? those that didn't travel out of the country are doing worse than she's doing. those milking the nation, amassing unnecessary wealth are worse than kemi.

read through my comment it is clear I am saying she's being driven by greed like every other Nigerian. not because she genuinely love her host country or country of origin. let the tide change today (we end up with a better Nigeria), this same kemi will eulogize Nigeria.

it isn't about the love or hate but what she is out to achieve from this whole drama she is making. the best way she can warm the heart of the citizens of country of allegiance is cast the first missile against her country of origin, that is my drift here just the selfish ambition.

Revealpanda:
Why only Igbo and Yoruba?

They're more than 300 tribes in Nigeria... It should be more inclusive at least one Hausa, Fulani and Edo

Akinfemmy:
I don't understand this ratings. Are they not supposed to be rated by how big the artiste they manage are? How is yemi alade's manage rated above burna boy, wizkid and davido's manager? Like what metrics are used to create this list.

the OP rating and not yours, no one is stopping you guys from compiling your own rating according to how you think it is right, as such no point complaining cause it only amount to crying over spilled milk.

Akinfemmy:
It's my opinion too not yours plus my question wasn't directed to you. Also, don't quote me along a tribalistic comment ever again.

are you done ranting? mind this is an open forum, better still come and flog me next time I quote you.

KosiGee:
Don’t read too much meaning into that. Tobi Amusan was mentioned to sensationalise the story.

The test is aimed at those pro LGBTQ people who want to take advantage of transitioning from male to female to dominate the biological females in the fields.
It’s targeting the failed and confused biological males who are trying to exploit loopholes in the sport using the lgbtq nonsense.

you are the one getting it wrong. this thing has destroyed a couple of African Beauties on the track as a result of their testosterone levels which nothing but a nature given gift for them to excel.

this guy's aren't after the lgbt race, even international sporting bodies are the main promoters of lgbt. most African female athletes are high on testosterone.

why don't Americans get caught? if at all they it will come late in their life time.

Donald7610:
History can be preserved while some names necessary to be changed to correct their sense

how can you preserve history when it's elements are being terminated?

she even played one of the tournament with pregnancy.

MichaelSokoto:
wit pregnancy?

u dey whyne?



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yes, with pregnancy. she was pregnant at the tournament, not until after the tourney it was disclosed.

the team strategy then was, the entire team rally round to protect her majorly the defence, they would need to work extra hard she doesn't take much heat from the opponents attacking line-up, which worked out well for the team.

the up picture up there where she has a bandana on taking shoot was the tourney.

VeeVeeMyLuv:

it is fact, don't be surprised. our SUPER FALCONS has depth and rich iconic history, unlike our male team destroying the history left to build on.

these ones no well o, na to add 40 canacter put make post enter.

Ibehchizzy:
Peter obi has everyone on chokehold
Anything he does Dey bring hot irredeemable hot tears to this CORNfused westerners 🤣🤣🤣

before you demarket obi, listen up, westerners don't hate obi. everyone has a right of followership, I am from the west yet I love and follow obi, in the last election I voted him and monitored my vote for his sake. Yorubas voted obi overwhelmingly only for the rigging.

it was so strategised they make atiku second (runner-up) so it won't be obvious obi did well in the election forget the e-warriors and influencers making wrong about the acceptability of PO in south west just to bring about discord within southerners.

2027 PO is loved my vote goes to him again, political opponents are demarketing him don't use your tribal slaw to help them achieve their aim. that is the mistake south easterners are making they make seem like you guys hate the rest of Nigeria then a few e-gullible then play to the gallery.

givedemwotowoto:
Tinubu supporters already started claiming that Peter Obi hasn’t done anything in the SW region, just to raise ethnic tensions

I wouldn't blame them but the north eastern gorilla that started it, his state remains under the control of insurgence with no solution yet he's fanning the ember of discord in the south.

madridguy:
The is another good news. Amotekun is now a global security outfit.

you can say that again, what a recognition. if only this could bring them international support, professionalism and proper knitting up and equipping.

Cmanforall:
More to come

Senators Governors etc

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where is your 40 canacter!? not original content enough for nairaland bot. nairaland and wahala, no more space booking.

Cmanforall:
Why are you calling BOT on me. Do you want it to ban me?

the banning no be this world again o. almost every of my post dey chop banning like say na maize 🌽 for raining season , e be something o.

exactly. still pray your mother in-law is not present at that hospital. those nasty mother in-law would prefer the new born for an existing one.

witchcraft of the highest order.

you dey hide snap the picture ni? at the least give us nice coverage.

Ttalk:
The eyes of the liberal Yoruba have opened, let Obi come back and harvest the vote of hatred, abuse and arrogance planted by his brothers n 2027, we are waiting for them

well done sir, you are busy forming tribal lord, this man is about instigating a Yoruba Igbo battle in preparation for 2027 yet you are falling for it like a pack of cars. a former bornu state governor who can't proffer solution to the killings going on in is own but want to start ignite another's mans house.

you think the northerners are happy you are enjoying relative peace in the south? dey play.

bewisemasses:
So they wudnt have done anything until the people protests. Wow.
People b4 infrastructure. U don't love things and use people. U love people and use things.

God bless you, why destroy the people you expect to utilize the infrastructure for the infrastructure!? when infrastructure is supposed to bring comfort to people but in Nigeria it will only bring pains, agony and tears.

akpumping7720:
3 goals down... One man down!!!

game over be that na, abi wetin dem still wan do!?

ok na the whistle remain wey dem dey play for.

Goalnaldo:
In as much as the Nigerian police force is renown for corruption, there are still some good people there. Denying this man PR simply because he was associated with the force is unethical and could be labeled as witch hunting. Should I say all Americans are g*ys simply because a very large of them resides there?

you are right but these ones mentioned here were once members of the notorious police bandit majorly sars, this is nemesis in action.

coming from someone that is a beneficiary of same procedure.

put the constitution in right order you guys refused, do the right thing nbanu, yet you don't expect revolt, wait until tsunamis of revolution come hitting at you and your pay master.

SeeWahala:
Ditari go chop, see all the bone bone wey full your ribs

You no dey pity your future generations at all?

is it same future generations he has mortgage for stupidity!?