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Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2014/15 Admission Process.... by SegunFlames(m): 2:03am On Oct 25, 2014

carlosta:
Look at him
I have to sedate u this night so happiness no go kill you bfr u pay acceptance fee

Hahaha. Ok *calms down*

Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2014/15 Admission Process.... by SegunFlames(m): 2:02am On Oct 25, 2014

Marc9:
segunflames, wat was I telling u earlier yesterday abt the analysis?

Yeah exactly!

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Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2014/15 Admission Process.... by SegunFlames(m): 2:01am On Oct 25, 2014

phillippiano:
your score please and did u use any connection or they jez gave ya?

79. Grace of God!

Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2014/15 Admission Process.... by SegunFlames(m): 2:00am On Oct 25, 2014

codedmelvin:
congrats flames....ur wlcm to d league

Thank You!

Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2014/15 Admission Process.... by SegunFlames(m): 1:56am On Oct 25, 2014

Lexxybooy:
dats what i like all Glory belong to Jesus....Congratulations once more!!!!

Na so oo.
Thanks sire!!

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Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2014/15 Admission Process.... by SegunFlames(m): 1:54am On Oct 25, 2014

phillippiano:
they gave u mbbs on the second list

Yeah!

Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2014/15 Admission Process.... by SegunFlames(m): 1:31am On Oct 25, 2014*

Finally!!!

At Last I made it!!! #VictoryAtLast!!!

Thank You Jesus!!!! grin

#TeamMBBS

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Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2014/15 Admission Process.... by SegunFlames(m): 1:29am On Oct 25, 2014*

carlosta:
SegunFlames did.

Lexxybooy:
yeah! Am so happy 4 him!

Marc9:
Now that's my pride!!!!

A BIG [size=50pt]THANK YOU[/size] to you guys!!! grin

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Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2014/15 Admission Process.... by SegunFlames(m): 8:39am On Oct 24, 2014

Bukkiminat:
Another question.....which of these is better?
To love what you are doing or To do what you love?

All leads to self sufficiency like Adedayo said. Cos where you find yourself with no choice you gotta love what you doing to excel at dat thing.

But to do what you love is far better. You tend to do better at that.

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Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2014/15 Admission Process.... by SegunFlames(m): 11:33am On Oct 22, 2014

Education › Topic Already Posted by SegunFlames(op): 5:07pm On Oct 18, 2014*

I posted a topic then I realised it had already been posted by
another user. Can the mods delete this huh

Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2014/15 Admission Process.... by SegunFlames(m): 7:01pm On Oct 16, 2014

codedmelvin:
I thank God for a successful service year
NYSC(warri) concluded.....MBBS in progress(unibadan)

Congratulations sire!!

Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2014/15 Admission Process.... by SegunFlames(m): 10:18pm On Oct 15, 2014

PrinceCEE:
thanks segun, d first nairalander I met unknowingly. We stood for hours at zik's gate without even noticing each other. If not for ifyx and princeadebayo , I wouldn't ve met u.

Am already seeing ur name in the second list for medsurg.

Thanx so much cutie

I remember well! cheesy

We will celebrate together by God's grace.

Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2014/15 Admission Process.... by SegunFlames(m): 9:48pm On Oct 15, 2014

I'm also late.

Happy birthday to »»»» *PrinceCEE*
Wishing you the best of life!!.

Hope you had a great day!

Literature › Re: RENEGADE. *A Crime Story* by SegunFlames(m): 12:53pm On Oct 04, 2014

Nice work.
Wanna see how it turns out

Now following! cool

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Jokes Etc › Re: Rack Your Brain! by SegunFlames(op): 7:31pm On Sep 30, 2014*

Bevy12: Try and guess mine. I'm a 7 letter word...
Letters 123 is a liquid,
3456 is pain, 567 is a
female and 67 is part
of a hospital. What am
I?

Tea, Ache, Her, ER(emegency room)

A teacher!!

Jokes Etc › Re: Rack Your Brain! by SegunFlames(op): 7:01pm On Sep 30, 2014

Bevy12: wow. I'm not really into arithmetics so i didnt answer

Ok cool

Jokes Etc › Re: Rack Your Brain! by SegunFlames(op): 6:53pm On Sep 30, 2014

emperorbanks: lol...u barely have to involve calculations. jus simple arithmetic. u jus gatto understand d question.

To travel 1,000km on an tricycle(3 tires) with two spare tires.
All 5 tires. It's a tricycle and can only ride three at a time.
At the end, how many km will each tire have been used?
:
3/5 * 1000 = 600km per tire.

To rotate the tires:
replace tire 1 with tire 4 after 400km, tire 1 has 200km left on it
replace tire 2 with tire 5 after 400km, tire 2 has 200km left on it
replace tire 3 with tire 1 after 600km, at 800km replace tire 1 with tire 2 angry

Jokes Etc › Re: Rack Your Brain! by SegunFlames(op): 2:17pm On Sep 30, 2014

emperorbanks: How would u manage a tricycle with 2 spare
tyres to cover a 1000km distance if each tyre
(includin spare) is to cover same distance.
u are allowed a max of three stops along the journey.

I know tha solution. I aint doing algebra here dude!

Jokes Etc › Re: Rack Your Brain! by SegunFlames(op): 10:24am On Sep 30, 2014

Bevy12: I've heard of riddle 1 and 3 while the rest is logic.
1. My shoe size is the same as the driver because i'm the bus driver
2. Us
3. Its a paradox because if the first sentence is true then the second is wrong so the first one must be wrong.
4. Trouble
5. Thursday.
Did i get it?

absolutely correct!

You're on fire bevy! cheesy

Jokes Etc › Rack Your Brain! by SegunFlames(op): 9:30am On Sep 30, 2014*

» You’re a bus driver. At the first stop 4 people
get on. At the second stop 8 people on, at the
third stop 2 people get off and, at the forth stop
everyone got off. What is the driver's shoe size?

» How do you spell “we” with two letters without
using the letters W and E?

»The following sentence is false
The preceding sentence is true.
Are these sentences true or false?

» What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?

»When the day after tomorrow is yesterday,
today will be as far from Wednesday as today
was from Wednesday when the day before yesterday
was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?

Rack Your Brain! grin

Jokes Etc › Interview With Akpors! by SegunFlames(op): 10:03pm On Sep 29, 2014

Akpos was called for an interview by Chevron based on his performance while working for Shell.

INTERVIEWER: What is your current pay at Shell and what are you looking at with Chevron?

AKPOS: N9m per annum plus medical and other benefits. Considering the position here in Chevron, I'd be looking at N20-22m per annum, a status car, overseas vacation and medicals.

INTERVIEWER: Today is your lucky day! The position comes with N35m per annum salary, 2014 Range Rover Sport as official car, Mercedes Benz S65 AMG as status car, overseas medical treatment. A fully furnished house here in lekki, health insurance for your wife and children, 2 houses to be built for you in any town of your choice and in your village, annual overseas vacation for you and your family fully-paid first class, N2m wardrobe allowance per annum, cook, steward and 2 drivers, country club membership, and you're entitled to keep all that the company gives you if you put in just 3 years of service...

AKPOS: (in bewildered excitement) HAAA!!!! Sir, you must be joking!!!
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INTERVIEWER: Of course I'm joking! Were you not the one that started it?

Jokes Etc › Re: Riddle: Simple But Think! by SegunFlames(op): 3:39pm On Sep 28, 2014

whisper88: The second letter always ends d word, the third letter always comes second to last

Hmmm nice observation though cool

Jokes Etc › Re: Riddle: Simple But Think! by SegunFlames(op): 3:38pm On Sep 28, 2014

willbob: they are six letter words

Nope!!!

Nairaland General › Re: Which Month Baby Are You? / What Are Your Qualities? by SegunFlames(op): 3:33pm On Sep 28, 2014

So far 90% true rate grin

#Repping June baby! cool

Jokes Etc › Re: Please Tell Apkors To Mind His Business by SegunFlames(m): 11:27pm On Sep 27, 2014

Choii

Veri funny grin

Jokes Etc › Re: The Grave Stone And An Igbo Man... by SegunFlames(m): 11:19pm On Sep 27, 2014

Now this is funny!

Lolz cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: Who Is To Blame? #lwkmd :-d by SegunFlames(m): 11:04pm On Sep 27, 2014

Both busted. Lol!

Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh-A-Little! by SegunFlames(op): 8:18pm On Sep 27, 2014

Bevy12: Hmm. It made me smile sha.

Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh-A-Little! by SegunFlames(op): 3:13pm On Sep 27, 2014*

Unionised:
laughing...
Not funny

Jokes Etc › Re: This Morning @MAMA PUT Joint by SegunFlames(m): 2:41pm On Sep 27, 2014

Mumu boi

Jokes Etc › Laugh-A-Little! by SegunFlames(op): 2:19pm On Sep 27, 2014*

The following conversation ensued between Akpors and his to be father-in-law.

Father-In-Law: Young man, you are coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and you are chewing gum.
That’s a sign of disrespect!

Akpos: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke.

Father-In-Law: You mean you drink and smoke and you are here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage?

Akpos: Sir I only drink and smoke when I go to the club.

Father-In-Law: You club too?

Akpos: I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing when I came out of prison.

Father-In-Law: You’ve also been in prison before? Oh my God!

Akpos: Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!!

Father-In-Law: What!!! You’re a killer and you me to give you my daughter’s hand in marriage?

Akpos: Sir, it happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me marry his daughter, so I shot him thrice

Father-In-Law: You are highly welcome my son. You are on the right track. You are absolutely the right man for my daughter.

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