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Supremor:
pls house kindly help out my phone keeps saying Unfortunately, Launcher has stopped don't know what could av caused it I av uninstalled so many apps on my phone because of dis and I didn't download any other launcher aside the one dat came with d phone

slide down. switch nd go to settings. go to apps. slide to all apps. click on launcher. clear data and cache. it should work fine.

malvisguy212:
biblical evidence prove as God send the angels to announce the birth of jesus ,there was great joy in heaven,they celebrate birth of jesus;

Luke2:13-14 '' Suddenly a great company of the
heavenly host
appeared with the angel, praising God and saying,
14
“Glory to God in the highest heaven,
and on earth peace to those on whom his favor
rests.”

Said it all
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I believe this is a publicity stunt(FP) but barring that

Your friend inviting you to Shiloh is for you to commit to God and involve God in your academic progress. He didn't say you should forsake reading.

Your runz and personal ability(reading) you are putting all your hope on CAN fail you! (Infact WILL!!!) Only God can't fail!!!

"And if by grace then it is no longer of works; otherwise grace is no longer grace. But if it is of works, it is no longer grace; otherwise work is no longer work." -Romans 11:6

"What does it profit, my brethen, if someone says he has faith but does not have works? Can faith save him?" - James 2:14

"For as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith withoit works is dead also" - James 2:26

No one is saying don't read if you went for a crusade or even engaged in 40 days prayer and fasting sef. Cos even the Bible says Faith without works is DEAD!!!

So going for the crusade(which is now over) + reading + more prayer + exam. Then allow God to do the rest!!!

When you work you don't put your faith in your works but in God to perfect it!!!

ireneony:
shut ur pile up

Smh... vigorously

ireneony:
so are u indirectly telling me u are a supermod? if so, push one of my topic to fp
supermods usually end their sentence in 'cheer s'

Attention Seeker

lokito:
Some girls are looking for tall, rich guys with pink lips and six packs when their father is short, poor, pot-bellied with black protruding lips.
CANT THEY BE HUMBLE LIKE THEIR MOM?

LMAO!

Adedayo516:
Segunflames

Hahaha.. Sincerely I loved pomo


Until I knew it had no value whatsoever..

And this photoshop made FP

You must include the most important...




GOD!!!

Do Xmas promo or bonus for us now

Niceee

Fembleez1:
Op is just funny





Me wey I wan do pre-marital sex like 2 day's time------irony!,......I think say u go convince me and make me fear to do am


But nothing change my heart here,na just funny thread and u call this one true life story (Danger of premarital sex)


I laugh in togo

I follow you laugh in chinese

Jennimma:
From Tosyne2much our favourite Mr. 10 types of... Please don't forget to pray for his fast recovery,thank you



This write-up is based on my encounter and observation. Moreso,I also fall in at least one of the categories.

1. The one who wants to open to the book of Revelations but will start searching from Genesis


2. The one who doesn't know where a particular bible verse is located but he will use you as case study because he doesn't want to be left out...You can easily mislead this people. "Open
to Matthew and he will open to Matthew even if the pastor asks the congregation to open to
Deutereonomy.


3. The one who will check the table of contents for accuracy.The pastor says Open to Genesis and you'd find him checking the table of contents, "Open to Mark",he will still check table of contents(just name it).


4. When a pastor calls a bible verse and you all heard him. He will start searching and get confused on the way only for him to turn to you and ask you the chapter the pastor called. Sometimes I really wonder what he's thinking and thinking.


5. The ones who is using a New Testament Bible. When the pastor calls a bible verse in Old Testament,he will start searching his bible as if he has it there...if i hear say he dey dia(forming things)


6. The one whose Bible is torn. When the pastor calls a Bible verse which seems to be torn off from his bible,he will concentrate and begin reading another verse because he doesn't want you to notice he has a torn bible.


7. The one who will open his bible within the twinkle of an eye,ask them to open a bible verse that has only one page and you'll be amazed. I wonder how these people are so accurate in searching.


8. The ones who will never locate a bible verse not until after the church has forgotten they ever read the bible verse.



9. The ones who open the bible verse and start looking as if it was written in French. You will see discomfort and insecurity registered on their faces the moment the pastor tells them to narrate what the bible verse is talking about.


10. The ones who don't open their bible at all. They come to church with a bible but won't open it rather they would be staring at people's clothes,shoes,phones just name it.


Which category do you fall under?

7

Loooool

Those who will shade finish...




Then start comparing their answers with yours one by one

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barackodam:
Haha haha haha haha haha haha.


Dude, you're hilarious.

Which kind mass comm? ??

Lol

Adedayo516:
Ok.. I found some oldies.. 2-3years ago... Check my profile too.. That's one is new

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More like claim your university is the best...

bobkezel:
Story storyyyyyyyy!!!!!!
Shey be i dey here...soon dem go com and tell us 'drinking water first thing in the morning has been linked to isimgbakalysis' ndi arrrrrrrrrla!!

Hehehe...

What Department Are These Students In?


Have Your Say!

When a nigerian invites you to a 3pm party and you get there 3pm

You know the answer already

i came here to read lies

HouseOfBalloons:
All these bad belle people

abiii

holatin:
yeah If d girl is after money only and the guy after Brest, buttocks and sex, if they. breakup who use and dumb each other ? who get d pain and the gain

what are you saying

Aprime:
See wetin Christmas don start to dey cause.

hehehe..

Bukkiminat:
and some months to come,you will be saying 'i can't wait to go back home'

Chai

Bukkiminat:
lol,no mind dem...by the time we start paying fees and d period of allocation of hostels.....dem go speak out

Yeahh na so

Everyone on the thread be like

Wisegeek01:
From day 1. .. suffer Head*

Hehehe..