₦airaland Forum

dogoFara:
Katsina ain't bad If you're a guy. Girls find it really tough 'cos the rate at which Alhajis disturb and almajiris harass girls no be here. Plus, the town is really limited. Most of what they have are Schools and banks. If you wanna serve in the north, and enjoy your service, don't think about security because no place is secure even south sef (just that they value peace more )...Go to Borno, taraba, Adamawa, Bauchi, plateau, Nassarawa, kano, kaduna, plateau, Gombe, kwara or kogi. You're welcome

Mehn ika ni geh yi fa, all dos states u mentioned ehn no be yhere oooo, acanot go n be dodging fulani n goan match bomb oooh.

Gentlelord:
Welcome Sylvez, Egbon Segunk1 please document this guy and make sure he ain't one of those mmm pipo

Dun worry knacker will take care of that sir.

Gentlelord:
Good evening my beautiful pipo. how today na?
This thread run pass Toyota hiace for express.
greetings to Ogbeni Elder Segunk1 , knacker 1 nne The Chief Whip, Mrletsgo, Mandibeauty,lindabell etcetera.

Wey DAT guy wey smoke ijebu weed the last time, please notify him that the thread is almost at 200

Lol boss I greet u sir.

Librate:
We gave him lindabell na She no accept d GH?

Abi Shebi u were dere dat time

mandibeauty:
Watin I do? Hahaha.. #noted# abeg knacker n segunk1 make una find one fyn sisi give mexyz so him go stop to the complain

Mexyz dey with Lindabell, I no no wetin dey worry his head.

Mexyz:
mandibeauty go just dey use her fine pics/face dey intimidate us wey no get babe here. Sis pls easy on us OK?

Mexyz wos wronging u Have u not got lindabell Don't goan allow d babe to vex ooo.

mrletsgo:
I had this weird dream. The persn is female and needs money to move 4rm 1 stage 2 another (watever dt means). The dream is in a skul and involves people carrying files around (so I assume its clearance).

Boss u just made a nice move but I still wana get u, is it that wen d person signifies, u wana help out personally or would urge d house for general assistant Let's know.
U ve done well one again, nice nite.

Philgbeee:
Guess who is in the building.... The world famous fabulousssss.. welcome on board brother.. segunk1 and chriswazo beware of this dude

Hmmmm reason being

mandibeauty:
Na christly99 teach me

Hmm dnt blive dat, christly99 is it true yaf want to be carrying mandibeauty to goan enter badt gang

Tpresh:
Choi, secretary kwa

V bn kinda busy ni o jare

Aw u boss

Emm! We re all good ma but u need to share that bussyness of urs with us kaji ko

Angelswt:
I didn't hear anything

Ehmmm! Yes, is nortin jare keep on with what u doing, Don't mind pipo.

Ocean46:
Kingsley C...

Caritas university, Enugu.

Urban and regional planning

2016

Ogun, taraba, n akwa ibom

current location... Kaduna..

PS: Am new in Nairaland

Welcome brova, pls meet knacker for proper registration n tell him to add ur provided info to our database, feel free ehn.

ped007:
NYSC Mobilization Time Table For 2017 Batch A
1. Display of list of all approved programmes for institutions on NYSC portal for cross checking and feedback 14th - 21st march 2017
2.Collation of Prospective Corps Members' Data by Corps Producing Institutions CPIs 12th - 30th march 2017
3.Submission/Uploading of Senate/Academic Board Approved Results for Full/Part-Time Graduates and Revalidation Lists by CPIs 6th - 11th april 2017
4. Uploading of Corrected Lists by Corps Producing Institutions 11th - 14th april 2017
5. On-line Registration by Foreign and locally Trained Nigerian Graduates 17th april - 12th may 2017
6. Entertainment of complaints from Prospective Corps Members by the state Deployment and Relocation officers and NYSC Help Lines/Desks officers. 17th april - 12th may, 2017
7. Forwarding of Complaints to Mobilisation Dept by State Deployment and Relocation officers 17th april- 12th may 2017
8. Deployment and Printing of Call-up Letters by ICT Department 14th - 19th may 2017
9. Notification/On-line Printing of Call-up Letters/Delivery of Call-up letters to Institutions 21st - 24th may 2017.
10. On-line Printing of Deployment Disposition by Corps Producing Institutions CPIs 21st - 23rd may, 2017.
11 2017 Batch A Stream I Orientation Course 24th may - 14th june, 2017.
12.On-line Printing of Call-up Letters by stream II PCMs Starts from 19th june, 2017
13. Delivery/Collection of Call-up Letters to Institutions (those that did not pay) Starts from 20th June, 2017
14.2017 Batch A Stream II Orientation Course 24th June - 13th july, 2017

Tentative as they might still be modifications.

Source pls

mandibeauty:
Walking to meet with Angelswt. Jejely wayo

Don't let Angelswt hear dat from u oooh, but wait MANDY since wen did u started doing aproko

mandibeauty:
. Dat one pass me... U no say Chriswazo travel...i need his opinion b4 I can take a step. Dat is tru love

Don't worry urself jare my friend's good bae, abulor chriswazo Is aware of the coming transition ceremony.

habbyy03:
shey u don see my bae nw

Yes I ve sawn her

uzeba:
I no fit na!
u na boss oo!

I trust u jare my nigg

Tpresh:
Lofely pipul

Good evnin

Tpresh secretary of d ghosters, where have u been

christly99:
I no do ooooo

christly99:
Abeg I no do. my boo says so

christly99:
wat is dis one even saying. ayam not understandin d cassava part o cos I don't like starch

Wos wronging dis one wus efen findin u dere sef
Oya coman be going n comeback after page 200.

uzeba:
dan Allah, yankuri, ni ba seni ba! (no vex, I no know!)
#i no b Hausa oo!

Yaf abuse me bah Issoryt.

mrletsgo:
I greet the house.

Risley bros.

mrletsgo:
Make I just tell una nw. I no read 4rm pg184-191 4 nothing o. Dt page 200 is 4 me and my queen.

Sparkle4u wassup, how was your weekend?

Let's wait n see.

Bashnigga:
Hmmm Pls Translate

Lol! Take high five.

habbyy03:
abeg my hand no dey oo abi which kind wahala be dis... christly99 abeg come out now ooooo

Wait now Don't goan find her com u wee see suntin now.

Angelswt:
such humiliation...

Abi oooh plus degradation.

habbyy03:
i don't even know where she has been

U better goan find christly99 come here b4 I call d federal SARS for u.
Shebi I hear wey u been dey tell her to come n sheck out ur big cassava in za oza room
U af goan wounjour her shebi

Gentle men pls take him away, he wee confess

Angelswt:
like

[quote author:segunk1 post=54091174]Lol dnt mind dat knacker guy dearie, he actually shot himself in d foot for accepting cutestcuty84's fake love offer just to become famous through his status, instead of him choosing true love for himself and all the brouhaha started wen cutestcuty84 broke his heart n jumped at uzeba.
I never tot a rulling king could be that humiliated by one kekere "abominashion" from d highest other.[/quote]

cutestcuty84:
:Dhehehehe ,well I got what I wanted....#feeling fly#

U see

cutestcuty84:
very nice one,just pray I Dont get it o segunk1....if I do,revenge mission ni

Ehnnn Wat wee u now do for me Wee u now GH me by force nii Chriswazo, every feofle pls coman epp me ooh momawa daran ooo.

uzeba:
I don move on tey tey ..
if u reason cutestcuty84 matta ehh
u are on ur own!

Lol.

uzeba:
are u telling me that these monikers u mentioned are not merged yet!

Wat do u mean uzeba Wait dnt tell me u ve started taking that shit again
Upon all dat grammar wey I plank for ground sooo Inshort u need yaaji (suya pepper)

cutestcuty84:
:Dhehehehe ,well I got what I wanted....#feeling fly#

Knacker sorry oooh, angelswt remember I said something like dis

gunners160:
abeg come let's go North and explore there. I have a lot of bizness ideas and I see north as one of the places I can use my oppurtunity. I dnt want Abuja or Lagos, just North and I am ok..

Toorh! Bros negodu, chop kiss (*_*) we go see later ehn, I wee be calling u from east or south u hear. Alakowaba.