₦airaland Forum

Gentlelord:
After due Consultation from the gods, the following persons have been summoned for an emergency meeting, with the main Agenda "Revitalizing this thread, our Glorious Ilya"
High Chief Segunk1, Chriswazo, xyz Chief knacker, feather mustack , mrletsgo, Bashnigga,Bussieboi, Philgbee,Mexyz,my darling Christly99,Angelswt, Sparkle4u,Mandibeauty, Phunkyposh, cutestcuty84, mexyz, Eghosagraviti, lindabell, Journalist Jiggernappy, Lt. Gen Funtan, dogofara, xyz Chief Uzeba,

I have landed
D gods are wise

Greetings to you my supremost comradium, u know my river will never forget its source, I'm always here both in spirit and ghost mode, but d network is extremely bad in this my PPA jungle, I only browse efficiently whenever I come out to Abj.
Bwatey to all aforementioned, I cut three hartty cheers for you guys and also for people behind the solidity of this thread, may u all walk and never stumble....... But me I still sail ooh, anchor on me, treasure island is where I chill....... #1love@all.

vimma:
So FCT Abuja doesn't pay?? And have you heard from people serving in Lagos? Are they really paying them?

Lagos is still paying till tomorrow.
FCT doesn't u can ask ufondunenye She's also one of d 16B corp member serving in Abj.

alabi484:
We dey chill inside the stream o

Lol bro, me gan sef com taya for d mats, atleast Make FG n NYSC carry una come out of that stream now, una don swim reach nah.

Hello guys, hope you guys are keeping it strong, seems FG and NYSC are now totally confused oooh.

from right to left, Segunk1, lindabell, Teaser4 on cultural day while in Magaji Dan Yanusa camp, Keffi Nasarawa.
See as ayaf dudu finish choi.

alabi484:
To my Ocean 2 fellaz... Diz one cracked me up...

Teacher- emeka, what's the highest mountain in Africa
Student- Mount Kilimanjaro
Teacher- what's the two longest river in Nigeria
Student- river Niger and Benue
Teacher- what's the longest stream in Nigeria
Student- Nysc stream 2.

Lolzz.

Hello guys aw una dey.

vimma:
Please can someone list the states that pay corpers state allowance. Thanks

1. Lagos 15-10k
2. Lagos 15-10k
3. Lagos 15-10k excluding medical corp members, theirs is higher.
4. Lagos Again..... Lol.

I hereby welcome y'all on board.....

Continuation of epistle of SegunK1 back in Keffi Nasarawa camp........

Na soso gehs dem property naim Teaser4 dey survey upandan everytime wey I see am under that his rayban abacha..... Lol.... Badt niggie.

Teaser4 n jibs4lv has said many about nasarawa camp, its truly one of the best in nigeria, constant electricity, borehole water, no morning jogging sef, soldiers too dey friendly compared to other camps, dem still dey jam us music everyday gan sef from obs studio, really pain me say e dey late 4me to join d OBS cos na dere I go even function pass as a Djay, dat my registration really stress me so I no get time den.

My hostel (Hostel C) naim stubborn pass for camp, na we dey disturb camp I swear, even camp commandant come dey beg us one day to behave, jibs4lv can gist u small cos we dey same hostel.
Na only my hostel get upper chamber n lower chamber... Lol, I dey part of upper chamber, awa own na big boys territory, flexing arena, if party finish for hall we dey go continue for hostel with mp4 beat speaker n some shayos till everybody go bed.

As for lower chamber...... O boy na noise makers n thugs full there, na noise everytime, but wetin I like about them naim b their elemu gyration session dey make sense, I dey join dem sometimes.

Me no sabi chase gehs upandan oooh, I'm always with my lindabell na she make that camp sweet me walahi if not, ehn I no go mix with pple ooh as per say na my nature b that.....
Naso Missmossy com catsh me for mami one day like that, really enjoyed her company too, atleast I see lindabell, dogofara, teaser4,jibs4lv, Isaac young, Missmossy, we all balled together and it was fun.

#My Keffi breeds abeg make una epp me complete this beagle sound....... For nasarawa, for nasarawa......... Naskofas make una complete abeg make I see my nas fellows in the house.

More updates coming soon.

thorrvik55:
Hw e take concern u if dem suspend stream 2, no be stream 1 u dey? Why u wan drink panadol ontop anoda person headache

Oh brother so itis u dat has been saying that wan tin wan tin concerning strea 2 not camping sooner in liar mohammed's voice bah Kos u u have done urs n u Don't want stream 2 to do theirs shey Oya take it diah...

Lemme load another one cos I know someone else would be needing it soon

madejobi:
Please send the thunder let it be from a shrine in your village or better still from ota shrine

bae just relax and watch me u hear.

ashewoboy:
madejobi, e be like say you don dey give that guy puna abi? na why e dey disturb my mention. i care about you madejobi not him.... you know i like you. let me send you a message na.

Brother pls manage yourself and comport your immorality Don't forget you are in the public, must you do this all the time Must you pollute all threads Yeah I know you did same thing with posimii in 2016B2 and here you come again, even if u re wayward atleast keep it to urself, must you display your stinky attitude out side all the time Please Go Get Brain and Don't Bring That Bullshit To 17A pls, we love, care and respect one another here, if you can't do that, its better not bringing that your poo here....... Be warned this is the last time I want to believe you are a gentle guy, you aint gon like what would happen next if you continue. God bless you sir.

Cc: Chriswazo.

madejobi:
As I no understand nko

I mean d Kogi kofa that was ranting in liar mohamned's voice about suspension of. Stream 2 wan tin wan tin nii.

Preciousify:
So na flexing sure pass for me.
am dancing #shoki for them ooooo.

see this geh, u for add alqaeda n konto dance join.... Mtcheeew yeh-yeh n u want to be collecting awa 19,800 just like that without working for it bah Issokay 3Hatty cheers for u with 7 slaps.

Preciousify:
See me here ooo.
I finished my documentation at my ppa today.
I was posted to surulere local government.
the HOD told me to be free that if I want to do anything or go anywhere i should let them know so they wil know how to cover up for me.
Na to look for work somewhere be that òoo.

oh cool but u no drop ur camp experience n updates ooo, u sef copy me But good to see u back here, na una dey flex lagos na issoryt.

Mustack:
Honestly am still yet to recover fully

Lol hope u never break ur ankle sharr.

Rinsola32:
Lol, see your mouth....make I ping her sef. Looking for who to sell second hand waist pouch for me. I no wan waste money.

Lol, my mouth fa Issoryt I ll deal with u, PM me ur contact first b4 I blow whistle for u
Chat lindabell up about the pouch thing na she ll surely get for u.

[quote author=madejobi post=57753196][/quote]Woos that perzon sef lemme send thunder wey just comot for gym give am, what rubbinch

offiong123:
Pls wen is camp opening for Stream 2? do u av any idea??

Probably July 4th or 7th but not yet confirmed dou but keep checking nysc.gov.ng for updates.

kitogram:
Evaluation letter
Which one be that?

na just to check if ur school dey accredited, it depends shar some schools dey do general one for students while some give individual pls confirm from ur school.

Pls who has seen phunkyposh, Preciousify, morinsola32, christly99 and others u guys should come ooo daddy is here.
Cutestcuty84, missmossy awayu.
Now I don finally learn how to dodge bomb courtesy of dogofara now missing her sef.
My one and only lindabell pls do quick and come back oooh cos I'm missing u gidigaan nii.

@rinsola32 u Kan goan report me to lindabell now if u want u hear She's now in lagos
#Hail baba for the gehz

Gentlelord:
chai I have missed my family

christly99 knacker chriswazo mustack dogofara lindabell angelswt mandibeauty segunk1 habbyy03 et al I have missed you guys so much, Mangu Camp Plateau State wan finish me.

but God pass them, got posted to 3 division Maxwell Khobe Cantonment, Rukuba Barracks Bassa

bro I hail thee oooh, don miss everyone walahi, camp wahala fit tear pesin pant if pesin no take time, thank God we re out.

jibs4lv:
here is my campin litle gist,good light,good water,no mosquito,no reptile coz d camp has been well fumigated b4 our arival to camp so neva boda ursef on caryin msqto net its usles,d parade grand is excelent,d hostel settings make sense,clinic setting is wow coz i went dia for catar drog,OBS orientation broadcast service make sense its so lively,paramilitries ar frndly,mammy hahaha am missing platoon 11 already,just try nd hv enov cash,u ar a king dia,in short no oda camp but MOGAJI DANYAMUSA PARM. ORIENTATION CAMP,NASARAWA .beliv me ,based on logistics,if nas. camp is nt d top best,it wil fal among d best,i enjoy every bit of my campin dia ,my dear hostel mate mr segunk1 can bear me witnes ,get ready to meet new pple more frnds,omo senator,omo gomina infact,pple dat ar in naija for d frst time,so be happy and rejoice if u ar posted dia ,let me also hint u in advance as soon as u ar selected to platoon pls stat to dey liase wit ur coodinator for ur postin,am talkin frm experience,see you guys arnd.

yaf tok it finish bro nasarawa state has one of the best camp in nigeria, but outside camp na something else oooh, if dem no post u go keffi, lafia, mararaba, karo, mehn just forget am u don turn fulani be that, upon all activities wey I do, dem still carry me go bush inshort dis one even worst sef 1HR 40mins on bike with full speed to my local govt with 1k. Rukubi, doma lg no be am ayalll. Inshort no place like EKO ile in nigeria walahi.

kitogram:
Please what are the requirements for foreign trained grads?

exactly all what u uploaded during online registratun. Pls go with your originals.

nobsalis:
alright....: so what's d basic document we need to come along wit to camp' since u are part of batch A steam 1. U surely gonna have 1st hand Information about all we need to carry along. And Which of d document must b Original/Photocopy and apart from document what are d other things u tink we meet to come along wit from home (I'm asking on behalf of stream 2 pls) Thanks.

Just normal docs u uploaded online, I think for nigerian grads na SOR, School I.D, CUL, Green card. Nothing really much for Nigerian grads compared to pple who schooled outside nigeria (Foreign grads) dat one wahala plenty small, all photocopies shouldn't be more than 5 copies each, if more Dan that, u fit end up dashing iya elepa (groundnut seller) at last, P. Photograph shouldn't be more than 8/12 if u don do 20 copies already.... Keep am u go use am till year 2023 lol.
Foreign grads can mention me for any info.

Mind u pls go with all originals of ur docs for physical verification, very important to avoid stories that touches the kidney.
#safe.

Good morning my awesome nairalanders, I sincerely appologize for not keeping to promises and I'm also sorry I ve not been functioning well wen it comes to dropping of updates, been going off n on due to all activities I engaged myself with while on camp.
I know I ve offended the entire house so please forgive n accept my appology.

Now I'm fully home, I promise to help tackle any related nysc question to d best of my knowledge, just mention me.
Thanks guys.

So yesterday was my platoon's (1) turn to cook for the camp, so we all showed our cooking skills, we made bread and tea for breakfast, beans and garri for lunch, rice and stew with fish or beef for dinner, but those kitchen women come pour water for the stew after we don prepare am... Lol. But feefool no geh shoice ooh na to shop am like dat like dat.... When u re in Rome, U behave like a roman.
#Naskofa nonilizing.
Aw una dey my feefoool.

cutestcuty84:
miss who.....I gat my naked eyes on u....was told everything u did by my sources.

Nyammmii (in Calabar language) babe Don't allow bad belles to koman use deir reggae to spoil our blues ooh.

lindabell:
Hmm,i av missed you guys o

See Segunk1 in Nassarawa chasing all the gals upandan,he jes left mw in the other room like dt.
Hope we are enjoying our Orientation

Chimooohhh! But honey u know I would never do such nah, pls turn to the right side of the bed n u ll find me.

BeautyBaebee:
yea, they have. tnx
I am a girl BTW

Errrmmmm! Yes Ma, I'm sorry ma, I wee nor do dat again ma. Hope u re doing good.

cutestcuty84:
hian

U re still not trusting me kwa Issokay. But I ve really missed u gidigaan.