Happy birthday Naanxie....God bless and uphold you greatly....LLNP

cc150615:
SegunMike...how u been?

Hi dear, I have been fine thanks, and I trust you have been too.....
I just lost a very close friend, and I am kinda not enjoying my Vacation as expected.......but in all, it's well.

SQLmastar:
boring and tiring ? Are yu 4kin kidding me?
We've all been waiting 4rm 2013 and now that there appears 2be lite @tunnel end yu can't stand the process anymore ?
NGLN needs tough ppl and if you avnt got a tough hide… … wait a minute, lemme place a call to the Chairman
……

Lol...see this Mastar oohhh......so you still dey around

bchi:

I have bsc statistics . Can I go for I
ICAN?

sure, why not.

Lero15:

We still dey hustle bro.
How your end, senior?

We dey push am too......lol...@ senior

I'm on vac. also studying for ICAN.....they don convert me from calculus to financial reporting.....#ALL IZ WELL!!

Trendyprince:


Same to you...wish you a great week too

Thanks.

Lero15:

hi

How every oga Lero?


Good Morning dear pals.

Hi guys......longtime

scarletdp:



What would he have said .... "I saw something in the domain. .. Q4 2015, although I'm not allowed to say, fufu fly gate, akara jump fence?" Puhleeez

Lol

Happy sunday people.

OkunrinMeta:


we are also anxious to meet you guys. But i must confess its a bit scary, all the the things we need to learn.....but thats what also makes it exciting.

Naaa......do not fret. The fact that you were selected means you are capable. It's a great journey ahead. I heard you guys would continue your training @the Towers this week right?

All the best all.

beau49:
Do u know any young Chartered Accountant between the ages of 26 - 33 looking for job? There is a job opportunity for a Finance and Admin Manager in Ikoyi, Lagos. The package is btw 200k - 250k NET PAY. Tell any interested person to forward his/her CV to wale.soremi@dwc.org.ng tonight.Kindly Re-Broadcast, you might just help someone get a job!




I got it from a bbm contact,so please confirm.

I know the person(mail recipient) and I know the Organization, it's genuine so those qualified showed key-in.

Amen.

Welcome on-board guys.

Audit Peeps, we're waiting for you...

All the best, You made a Wise Choice.

Cheers.

Seventeen:
Bros am no mathematician, If 12 is actually d ans... *shrugging* fine
Like some of our funny naija brothers normally ask... "will the ans increase the value of naira?" .

Lol....Alright madam

Seventeen:
Uncle, shebi everybody they ans d question as ee take sabi. Who go mark our paper naa? So long as no examination board has bn put in place to mark our scripts and paste our result, everyone is entitled to believe he or she is correct. I culd as well say anyone giving an ans apart from 6 is IGNORANT. u may be right, but i dont think i hv hurt anyone by feeling its 6.

Lol ....I get...and I know we are all entitled to our opinions. But remember say na public forum where people around the world fit reach. Imagine the world reading this thread and seeing Nigerians as 'unintelligent' arguing over simple arithmetic ....but no probs, we all are prone to errors, I only hope you have realized yours sha.....Cheers.

Seventeen:
Bodmas:
3+3×3-3+3=
3+(3×3)-3+3=
3+9-3+3=
(3+9)-(3+3)=
12-6=
6

Aunty pls answer the bolded:

You have 3 dollars, your sister gives you additional 9 dollars, you then give a beggar 3 dollars and later received 3 dollars from a friend. Please how many dollars do you have left with you?.......That's the Answer!

No offence, anyone giving answers asides 12, is just being IGNORANT.

Cheers.

dallyemmy:
September Holy Ghost Service
1.)Praise him because he has already spoken good things concerning your future
2.)Father please clear all obstructions to my truthfulness
3.)Father every plant you didn't plant in my system please uproot tonight
4.)Father please repair whatever needs to be repaired in my system tonight
5.)Father whatever cannot be repaired in my system please replace it tonight
6.)Father let all my Good seeds become very fruitful
7.)Father let me hear Good News this month and for the rest of my life

AMEN

This is really sad.

Dear God,

Please preserve us from untimely death, may we live to fulfill our purpose, to bless lives and to honor you.
AMEN.

RIP to the dead

Thank you Lord for the Gift of Life.

Risk of Holding on to the 'High-Pay'.

We all face one risk or the other daily, we just need to manage it.

Hmmmm>>>Truth.

tolutweety:


lol.
How work na?

Very well boss, all glory to God...we are counting down too

I sight you oga Tolutweety .......

cc150615:

Great morning Segun..the way you come and go ehn...like say na Jumia flash deal..

LOL...not like that oooo........

Work atimes, and also I don't know why my phone keeps logging me out, so get tired of re-logging. Hope u are doing fine wummie?....cheers!

Great Morning All. Hope we are all doing good?

Splendid Day Ahead.

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vinas:
Everyone should just keep praying and get prepared......... As for me, my suit is ready, shoes polished, tie knitted and now saving flight money........ Even if the money no reach I go borrow from DAVIDE470, SEGUNMIKE or JESUSBABYGIRL.....

Hhheeeehheee....oga Vinas.......you are forming humble-ity
No wahala #GODWIN, we shall all celebrate

Evening to everyone , hope we are all doing great?

Welcome to lasgidi TheRealAdonye......enjoy the fun, hustle &bustle.

ceechedah:

Oga SegunMike pls is it true dat one wldnt b allowed to sit for ican or Acca until after 18months? Also if I av registered for nov diet will I still allowed to sit for it?

Hi ceechedah......I no be oga ohh
Yeah 18months....but that's for Accounting grads, others is 6months....
Well to my knowledge, since you've registered.....I don't think you'll be denied to write.

Don't worry, you'll all be more informed during your academy, but just know that it's a great career ahead.

Cheers

heefee:
i studied accounting@ashieduplus

oga segunMike, is dere a possibility of an individual not getting offer letter afta medicals? Wen r we 2expect offer letters.
Som key decisions r hinged on ur reply.
Thanks n c u soon

Lol......me oga ke?
Hmmmmm....U mean failing Medicals?....well I've not heard of such, to my knowledge.
When to expect offer letter is totally the decision of the HR. Just know it's gonna be after medicals and before resumption.

Guys, don't be scared about the Medicals....it's normal to be scared of little things like fever, malaria, high temp or bp......just take your mind off it, else you'll be giving urself unnecessary worry. If you've reached this stage, it means you are needed, see it that way and relax. Just prepare for resumption....sikena

ceechedah:


Those whose test r next week cannot get into Kpmg september, theirs will b next yr.

Those in audit who r yet to get success mails on their PI shld forget abt kpmg this year and wait for next year. This is just the sincere truth

Oga HR manager na u sabi.
Being so assertive in assumptions isn't too good.
KPMG selects the best of the bests. You'll be surprised that out of those even yet to write their test, some MAY still be selected. At this period of final selections, it's about being OUTSTANDING.
AC & P.I are still being conducted(more frequently).
So if you're yet to get a mail after your P.I, pray & believe.
If you are yet to undergo test, AC or P.I, put in your VERY BEST, you could outshine those who have already done b4 you.
This process is simply : SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST. And of course, God's Favor.

Note: KPMG takes in GT all through the year depending on need. September is just the MAJOR intake time.


All the best All.

We're expecting you guys.