So so so so lost here and on Nairaland...been years ooooo

Good morning all.
Really been a while. Wish you all a favored day.

elbyno:
is audit and assurance purely theoretical ? seems most pple who wrote skills last diet didnt write this paper. am planning on writing FR,Psaf & AA based on the subjects to be written on exam day. one per day

It's a spice of both theory and practical, practical mostly on identification of control deficiencies in management's process, test of implementation and recommendations.

Coincidentally, those were the 3 Papers I wrote last diet too(FR,PSAF &AA) which I passed all. Don't worry, you'll be fine.
Marry your past questions and ACCA too.
All the best.

Seun:
It happened at a time when I had many problems in my life and I decided to skip sunday fellowship because frankly, the fellowship hadn't done anything whatsoever to help me with my problems. Over the next week, I tried to examine the impact of my personal relationship with God on my life and I could only conclude that it had a negative impact on my life. If I had relied on my own understanding to make decisions, instead of doing things I thought God wanted me to do, my life would have been so much better. So I told my roommates that I'd be an interim atheist until I got some strong evidence of the existence of God and the truth of the bible. I'd no longer give Christianity the benefit of doubt.

(I could do that because in my quest to be a better Christian, I learnt exactly how the bible was put together, which was a mess. I'd discovered the contradictions in the bible. I'd tried to convert a muslim who was able to defend the flaws of Islam as well as I could defend the flaws of Christianity, which made me realize that the only reason I was a Christian was by choice, due to being born into it. My quest to witness the pentecostal promise of signs and wonders had been fruitless. Even speaking in tongues had turned out to be not supernatural at all)

As an atheist, I started the process of rethinking my life, and everything now made so much more sense. All those 'difficult questions' I used to struggle with as a Christian who actually read the bible and tried to make sense of it were easily answered thus: "because there's no God".

Proverbs 14:12.

Thank God for success in FR, AA & PSAF

They say it's a regret.
Well that's NLNG's business ooooo.
I give ALL GLORY TO GOD MOST HIGH!!

I've got a Great future Finally don't have to be tied down to an unknown expectation. Kinda relaxing.

Congrats to those who made it through after apprxly 3 years in the making. Go and make a truly better Nigeria.

For those who didn't make it, though it's painful but its not the end of the world.
God is our porter, he fashions our making.
Getting this far means you have ALL it takes to be great.

Let's all live the life God desires of us. Praise and Please Him, impact others positively and in the end be fulfilled.

It's been wonderful here.

God be Praised!!

Whatever!!!!!

Ferdyboss:


Hi Segun. Good to see around

Thanks. I can see you've done a moniker surgery.

Hello People.

Been a while.

God help Us.

idugbe:
What a word! Especially today being my birthday, thank you Lord for counting me worthy to be called.

Happy birthday.
You're blessed and highly favored. You shall fulfill your destiny according to God's plan for you. Amen

Welcome to a new beginning.
A new week. A new Hope!
Unto God who is able to do exceedingly and abundantly, and above what you could ask or think.

It's our month of Grace and Favor.

Happy Sunday folks.

In all situation give thanks to God, that's His will for us.

ladyF:

lol no vex ehnnn, e don tey wey I start to target that Page 300.

ermmm... pishures of you raising your two yansh for my baba or adonbelivit!!!

hahaha which kain silly posts am I typing on Sunday morning sef

Lol
May the good Lord have mercy on ye

ladyF:

lol welcome to the club. I dey initiate una one by one the juju is working.

OMG!!...
So I've been jujued ....
Well...as Long as it ain't hurting no one...
ba matsala

BTW, ladyf I have joined your ministry

vantage7:
Make NLNG will just say "only those who've posted on the long-awaited page 300 shall be absorbed. They are really the ones whose hearts and minds are with us"

Hheeehheeehhheee ...That won't be a bad idea though

ladyF:
Let us all just exercise patience. #WeWait

You never disappoint

The long awaited page, 's finally here.

Which Way NLNG?

#WeWait#

Waowwww!!!!

1000 pages hit!

Congrats Singlefade25!!!.....(y)

Peeping

Lero15:


I just don't know why I quote you most times

Oh... Na brotherly love

Lol.....

Just peeping in.

koks2000:


Wow. People began training today?
Wt dept?
So many of us still waiting PI and AC.
So ours is still September ?

Well depends on the need.
I'm not sure of the depts but I know about some Audit folks.

Training is held majorly in April(mid year) and September (year end). Those who are absorbed between September (after training) and March, would participate in April's Training. While those who are absorbed between April (after training) and August(rare) would participate in September's Training, which is the Major Training.

So for you awaiting PI or AC, if successful, eventually would participate in September's Training. However, you MAY be taken in before then, depending on the need.

Congrats to the new intakes commencing their training today. Wish you a successful career at KPMG.
Cheers!

Lero15:


How's mom.

Sorry...just seeing this.

Mom is much better...God has been faithful.
Thanks sir

Great feat. Nothing is impossible with determination,hard work and prayers.
But did she really wait for 16 years?....she finished secondary school 2004.

All the same' may God bless the efforts and works of our hands. AMEN

Lero15:


Iz nor tru oo

Okay sir.

karleone:


We're smoking weed o.. Do you care to join?
Always always welcomed

Smoking weed....hheehhhe.....Lero15...is that true. Isorait!!...Hope everyone is doin great?

What's happening here....

jmanity:
Hello guys, please I want to ask something, what happens after the one year graduate training? will the person be retained? or will one be pushed back into the labour market to start looking for another job?? please I need answers!

Don't be bothered. As long as you're determined to succeed & you work hard, then you'll have a great career here. You are really needed, with 'no intention' at all to push you back to the 'labor market'.

All the best.

Happy birthday to a Great man.

Many happy returns (spiritual,financial,social,intellectual,physical & marital). God bless you sir.