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ijustdey:
Still can't believe how her daughter could go to that extent just because she wanted freedom to do what she feels like

Exactly d point!

It'z very absurd..

Segibambo:
I'd continue for sure, my next posting would be soon but if you have other contacts you can talk to me anytime. i'd be glad to help

Waoh!
Really glad...

Which of d platforms are U on plz??

Like seriously,I'm glad to av stumbled on dis thread (wish it'z b4 now tho!)..
C# has been givin me difficult times...

@Segibambo,I know it'z been a while buh I just wish U cud stil continue...

emusmith:
As I type this, I dedicate it to all those who are literally "enduring" their spouse. *tears in my eyes for them*

DISCLAIMER: I do not mean that men aren't also a pain in the neck, but for now I'm specializing on this angle! Don't start to misquote me, abeg!

Marriage is a forever agreement to love and enjoy one another and not to barely manage and endure one another.

It's appalling that is the case of some men. Why? They were blind to little
signs that I'll be listing now.

Some guys are in haste to get married this year, which is good, but WATCH OUT FOR THESE EARLY and TODAY SIGNS that if not heeded to may cost you your peace, joy, dream and above all, your destiny. If your destiny really matters to you at all, you need to read this...
It is the little foxes that eats up the vine....


What Are The Today Signs To Watch Out For To Avoid Regrets Of Tomorrow?

( Remember, some married men are wishing they're still single)


1. Her vocabulary is full of abusive statements.

Guys, don't be blindfolded by her grammar. See beyond that! A woman that will "abuse" the husband tomorrow starts today. You're with her and she "playfully" call her friends over the phone "olosho", "stewpid girl", "F- Word"- Relax, she'll use that on you one day when she's off guard. Unless, you're okay with that, No Problem!



2. Her friends are the "bad" type and she forms the "good" girl before you.


She tells you her friends smokes, drinks and are even lezb but she isn't! Iffa hear! She is or about to be! If her friends are that, she is part of them. Marry her today, tomorrow her friends whom she listens to will set her against you- in critical decisions. Be careful! Friends MAKE or MAR you, they don't leave you the same! Your bae isn't excluded!



3. She hasn't bought you anything "sensible" since dating her.

I don't believe all ladies are stingy. Some are cheerful givers! It is in them. If you are dating a girl who hasn't given anything "sensible" to you, it's not that you want the gift! No! It's that she's not the giving type which may affect her relationship with you and your family later. It's not in the size but in the willingness to doing it.
At least, she should not be selfish- thinking about only herself.



4. She is not enthusiastic about seeing your siblings or parents.


If you have a girl who hasn't bothered to see your siblings or parents, Bro, watch out! If a girl loves you, she would want to see your siblings (experience speaking)- It will be normal!
Ask her what she thinks about in-laws living with you guys...- To see her reaction in her eyes...



5. She has to end every argument.

Ladies talk, I know. But nor be every time you go dey end argument na...I have a colleague like that who flashes green light to me but argues like anything... I don't argue with her... I watch her argue with other colleagues. How can she not know how to guard her tongue even in the presence of one she is crushing on? hmmm



6. She doesn't believe that a woman must necessarily submit to the man.


This topic, feminist don't want to hear. But, I must say it. In the pecking order of authority, the man is above her, even though they're friends. ... He is the Man! If your girl doesn't like to hear this, but keeps saying, we are equal! Haba! Even lioness knows it needs a Lion! They walk side by side but he is on top. Even, you, lady, in your heart, wants him to be the Man o! If she believes otherwise, guy, tread softly!



7. Her mum is a pain in her dad's neck. (It varies)

It varies greatly but an Old Wise man once said, "If you live long enough, you would watch history repeat itself; girls grow up to become just like their mothers, vice versa..."

If her mum nags her dad, there is 75% chance that she will nag you when you marry her, while 85% chance she is currently nagging you right now in that relationship.
If her mum is OROBO, , and she is the first or so, the probability of her becoming like her is 90%.



I'm not a "basher" of ladies, as maligned... I speak the truth.

I stand to be corrected, mind you.

Most of my threads are coined from deep research and experiences from others, books, myself etc.

Enjoy your reading

Cheers.

U're 70% correct..

#thumbzup

jboy73:
- Her beauty appears only when she applies makeups.
Lol, no doubt makeups and extra toning Transforms ugly girls to beautiful girls overnight.
... But I bet u, a girl that relies on makeups, will surely become a Pain in the asss every morning when those makeups haven't being applied.


- She's as Lazy As... Yet u still wooed her.

U wooed her because you think when she comes into your life, or eventually marry you... She'd become smart and look for ways to earn a living and support your household.
..only for u to find out that she's one hell of a Television addict, Social media addict... She sits on the Living room chair all day doing nothing.


- You know she can't boil water, yet ur cockk still insist you marry her for him.. And u concur.

You wooed her thinking she'd learn the art of cooking in your household
Only for you to find out 3months later that she's one chronic mama poot customer.
She isn't ready to learn or near your stove.


- She's as huge As.
You wooed her because of her trailer hips and over ripe water melon bossoms..... Only for u to get frustrated in the later future because those huge sexy curvey hips have transformed to empire of stretch marks and the bossoms transformed to bathroom slippers.
Size 60..

Laughzzz..

#itzdTruthThough!

Unibenstudent:
fenks when is urs?

Awww...#still far

Sept 28!

Oh..network didn't allow me give dis stubborn boy his wishes yesterday...
It'z better late than never tho!

Happy buffdae Unibenstudent!!!!

U shall live,live & live to fulfill Ur aims & aspirations dearie..

My best buffdae wishes to U!!!

Unibenstudent:
ifa catch u ,anyway I have updated it,,now that's what's up

Is today Ur birthday?

Unibenstudent:
ok,anywayz I am sorta lazy to update that damned siggy,,am in 2015,or is it signature that determine if am in 2015 or not?

U know pple like U av difft lifestyles,
Ur siggy mit actually be determinin d year U're in presently...#lolz
#Just predictin

*took to my heels*

Unibenstudent:
I don't even get how that concerns u sehidemi?

Laughzz..
Na wa 4 U o.

It doesn't concern me though!

Buh wait,
Sehindemi...not Sehidemi

Unibenstudent:
that's so stereotypical.

@ Ur siggy,
U mean ur own new year z still in advance??

Truckpusher:
Whatever.

Most of them ladies are only fine in pictures ,meet them in real life you would regret and woe betides you when they woke up beside you in the morning without any make-up.

Oh..he'z actually talkin 4rm experience!

*with keen interest*
Story dat touches!

Truckpusher:
Hehe

How would you know that I've had no such experience?

I'm sure U've not..

Coz if U've had any experience,U wudn't made use of an IF statement and am sure U wud av realised how 1daful our ladies are on both here & out!

No talk am again o.....lolz!

Truckpusher:
If most of these NL ladies should wake up by your side in the morning ,you'd be asking where hath thou beauty gone while I sleepeth?

Thank God it'z an IF statement..

I'm sure U've had no such experience!

*observing....*

hrakabz:

1. www.nairaland.com/hrakabz

2. www.nairaland.com/marieolae

3. www.nairaland.com/missberrypop5

4. www.nairaland.com/elantracey

5. www.nairaland.com/excelsia

6. www.nairaland.com/dechandel

7. www.nairaland.com/mzgracie

8. www.nairaland.com/ggrin

9. www.nairaland.com/sehindemi

10. www.nairaland.com/missmossy

11. www.nairaland.com/kristina1

12. www.nairaland.com/sleekyshuga

You can add yours
I don add mine shikena!

Chop kiss jare..

U're beautiful too!!!

femi4:
I vote [size=28pt]sehindemi[/size]

Thkzzz sweet..

HARDDON:
Plz where is d face ?

:

okotv:
sehindemi is it. Cococandy and marieolae too

Thkzz swirry..

Omotaday:
sehindemi is the prettiest on the list. this is my first time seeing her on this forum. Dechandel,then marieolae will be 2nd and 3rd prettiest. That jennimma cannot make my top 20 on this forum, i dont know how she managed to win the Miss Niaraland contest. that is just my opinion

Thkz sweet...

*Blushing*

Rapsainot:
Fara what? . Stop blushing that agbero girl

Meaning?

So sorry house..

Was avin flat ba3..

I'm On now...

Jbluv55:
If you were to own a pet, which would it be?(A cat or
a dog, both or none?) How
about your partner?

Partner: dog
Me: none

Jbluv55:
Jigsawkillah and Sehindemi, what do you do? (School, Work, Other). How about your partner?

Me : school
Partner : school

Jbluv55:
JigsawKillah ♡ Sehindemi pls choose a number btw 31 and 40

31

Jbluv55:
JigsawKillah ♡ Sehindemi, choose a number please.

28