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Business To BusinessRe: See The Newly Completed Bank We Just Cleaned In PH by semochendo1(op): 10:49pm On Apr 24, 2016
[s][/s][color=#000099][/color] We are here for you..
Business To BusinessRe: See The Newly Completed Bank We Just Cleaned In PH by semochendo1(op): 10:48pm On Apr 24, 2016
You can always count on us.You can always count on us.You can always count on us.
Business To BusinessRe: Professional Cleaning/Fumigation Services. by semochendo1(op): 10:21pm On Apr 24, 2016
At a weed control call. Killing weeds with chemicals is more economical and ultra reliable.

Business To BusinessRe: Professional Cleaning/Fumigation Services. by semochendo1(op): 6:15pm On Apr 22, 2016
The door is still open. Grab it now....
Business To BusinessRe: See The Newly Completed Bank We Just Cleaned In PH by semochendo1(op): 6:13pm On Apr 22, 2016
Call us for your detailed cleaning services.
PropertiesRe: Are You An Estate Agent? Come In. by semochendo1(op): 6:10pm On Apr 22, 2016
The door is still open. Grab it now.
Jokes EtcRe: Employers In Nigeria Will Soon Be Getting This (picture) by semochendo1(op): 8:52pm On Apr 21, 2016
YOUNGSTUNNA:
facts...
cool
YOUNGSTUNNA:
facts...
CareerRe: My Advise For The Just Passed Out Corpers. by semochendo1(op): 8:49pm On Apr 21, 2016
Alabitrends01:
true talk guys. me still dey my ppa , I still dey serve
Please, start grooming yourself for the life after service o.
CareerRe: My Advise For The Just Passed Out Corpers. by semochendo1(op): 10:14am On Apr 21, 2016
calculator123:
My advice
1)network network it helps a lot you dont know who gat access to your dream job
2)design a presentable c.v depicting who you are,dont also forget to make plenty of photocopies
3)buy a strong shoes with confam sole this would aid your trekking process,you would understand better after nysc.also,get 2 sets of suits particularly black this would serve as interview uniform
4)reduce all your unnecessary spendings,any girl or boy not bringing value into ur life should be exterminated asap.
5)Get ready to visit newspaper stands,online jobsites e.g jobberman,ngcarreers e.t.c for job vacancies
6)try to start small,ur 6digits job might not come asap but dont neglect any oppurtunity to learn no matter how small the pay might be
7)Believe in God and increase your prayer points
written by an undergraduate.
Well said.
CareerRe: My Advise For The Just Passed Out Corpers. by semochendo1(op): 3:22am On Apr 21, 2016
My sincere advice for the corpers.. I wish this could be moved to front page so that many can benefit from it.
RomanceRe: Bed Bug Infestation Made Me Lose Her!!(please EPP Me) by semochendo1(m): 4:15pm On Apr 20, 2016
Dannybrainz:
Op I think you need to fumigate..
Thanks for telling him Sir. We've told him that earlier we do comprehensive fumigation at affordable rate.
RomanceRe: Bed Bug Infestation Made Me Lose Her!!(please EPP Me) by semochendo1(m): 4:13pm On Apr 20, 2016
LightYearss:
Where are they based?
In Lagos. What about you Sir? You may visit our website, It's in the signature below. Or check or works on our fb page https://m.facebook.com/globalXclusiveservices/

Call or whatsapp 07065308183/08057791015 now.
Thanks
RomanceRe: Bed Bug Infestation Made Me Lose Her!!(please EPP Me) by semochendo1(m): 4:11pm On Apr 20, 2016
LightYearss:
Where are they based?
In Lagos. What about you Sir? You may visit our website, It's in the signature below. Or check or works on our fb page https://m.facebook.com/globalXclusiveservices/
CareerMy Advise For The Just Passed Out Corpers. by semochendo1(op):
MY ADVISE TO THE JUST PASSED OUT CORPERS

Five years ago while rounding up our national youth service, our LI used to tell us to prepare ahead, that a time is coming when ordinary N100 to shave will be so hard to produce, myself and most of my colleagues will look at him as if he doesn't know what he was saying, we thought he was cursing us and that statement was always furiously rejected. Until 5months after service, when the job I got after service refused to pay me for 4months, my beards got so bushy and the reality was downed on me. I can never forget the day I asked my brother to send me a recharge card, and I used it to pay for shaving my beards. The barber agreed to pay me N150 for a N200 mtn card, I shaved for N100 and he gave me N50. Funny? #Smiles.

Dear coppers, let me start by congratulating you on your successful completion of a national assignment. Nothing is more joyous than completing a tedious journey that looks unending from inception. It's worth celebrating and your hearts should be filled with gratitude, because not all that started the journey were able to complete it, you are here not because you are holier, but by the grace of God.. As you read now, just say "God, I sincerely thank you for your grace upon my life", Alhamdullilah.

As much as I congratulate you, I would like to prepare your mind for the challenges ahead. The overcoming of one challenge in life is the initiation of another one. Let me sincerely welcome you to the labour market, a market where it's not about "what" you know but "who" you know, a market where majority of the sellers(employees) sells their products(job offer) to the sons and daughters of people that matters, and not to the credible buyers.

This may look like parables but let me demystify it. It's easier for a camel to pass through the needle's eye than getting a dream job in Nigeria today. Many blame the government, system etc, but my candid advise is, don't join in the blame game. Face the reality of your life and take 100% responsibility for your financial destiny.

In most cases I pity the female job seekers, they face a lot of temptation and frustration in the process of job hunting. The truth is, no matter how difficult it is to get a job, some will still get it cheaply by favour, I pray you are one of them, but the fact is, not everyone will.

Below are my candid advise, so you don't end up with bushy beards like me or get frustrated to the point of engaging in the things that will bring you eternal regret.

1. Be ready to take full responsibility for your life, even though you have Uncles, Brothers etc who might have promised you jobs, never rely on them. Take your own actions, nothing is more disappointing than dependence on third party factor variable.

2. Design your life after service, with or without job, make it in a tabular form. Write everything you need to do everyday in search of your dream job, and write alternative source of income you could engage yourself pending the arrival of the uncertain job. No bicycle gains stability without moving, for you to enjoy life stability and fulfilment, you have to keep moving.

3. Improve your habit of self discipline to do what you've written out to do on a daily basis, give no room for excuses. Think outside your challenges.

4. Cut your expenses according to your budget, don't follow crowd in living a materialistic life that may be too expensive for you to maintain. Cut relationship that's not leading to marriage now, they are the liabilities that will slow down your wheels of activities/success.

5. Be prayerful, God can meet you at a point you least expected...

If anyone has advice for these friends, let's drop it for them.

Note that It's not about reading this advice, It's about using it. I guarantee you 100% success if you can follow it.

If you are interested in starting a business of yours, you can contact me for mentorship, I have little experience that may guide you.

All the best.
RomanceRe: Bed Bug Infestation Made Me Lose Her!!(please EPP Me) by semochendo1(m): 9:57pm On Apr 16, 2016
AdeOluwaTomiwa:
She isn't really my girlfriend, should I say crush or friend or something..

She's someone I adore alot back then in school but I never spoke to her about it because I'm not a comfortable person when it comes to girls matter,I choose money over girls,,,I'm either scared or shy,but yeah I dont do boys you can try me by bringing your girl to me grin she might not even go back to you,so do not try this.


Okay she walked up to me one day at my crib asking for an iPhone 6 charger saying "I forgot it in my cousin's house and I was like I dont use an iPhone maybe if she needs an Android charger she can drop by,and she smiled and left..

Since then she started greeting me because we were never on talking terms until that " boro boro day",she then visited me on that fateful day and didn't even knock on the door and she just came into my house,I was on boxers and my six packs were clear and shinning because I just had my bath,and I was looking fresh and fly,it was a coincidence that day,it seemed like I prepared for her arrival but I never knew she would even drop by..


She saw me and was like "wow" I never knew you were this hot,I smiled we were just talking then I stood up to give her a five alive drink and we got talking more and more.

So after a while she took my new tecno boom j8 and was taking pictures with it,I was almost angry because we roll in a "no light zone" so she was just wasting my battery for her own pleasure but I wasn't angry because my battery isn't a bad one.

At a point she started disturbing me with music like "work work by rihanna" sad I got tired and pissed because I only listen to music when I want to read or work, not when a girl is with me,I should be hitting her at that moment not her hitting my phone..


So she slept for a while on my couch and I was just there playing Enemy Strike on another couch,and I think the BED BUG bit her on her lap,she wore a bumpshot you know and it was easy to get bitten,she said "ouch" she checked out for the stuff and couldn't find a thing and she returned to her former position..


I wanst even bothered or moved a bit,her thing just wasn't my business at that moment,My business was to win that game!!

I think 5 of those little creatures came and surrounded her and bit her again and this time she had to stand up and point her iPhone torch on the chair and when she saw them she screamed and was like "whats this nah" at that time, I rose and I went to meet her and I sprayed them with fleet and at that time she was almost leaving ,I begged and begged promising to dispose those chairs away but she refused to visit me again or even allow me to visit her because she thinks I'll bring bed bugs to her house even if I iron my clothed before leaving that it would infest her crib too..


That was how I lost her sad Please oh,how can I kill the bed bug in my house, their infestation is getting too much and unbearable..My whole house is in trouble!

I was almost asking her out self and now I can't!!Please EPP oh
Simply call Go-global XS today for the comprehensive fumigation of your house on 07065308183/08057791015. That's the only sustainable solution.
Jokes EtcRe: Employers In Nigeria Will Soon Be Getting This (picture) by semochendo1(op): 7:47pm On Apr 16, 2016
IZIBLAZE4JESUS:
Lol
That's what frustration does.
Lalasticlala, ishilove.. Oya..
Jokes EtcEmployers In Nigeria Will Soon Be Getting This (picture) by semochendo1(op): 6:43pm On Apr 16, 2016
Employers in Nigeria will soon be getting this kind of sincere, serious but funny responses. At least, the interviews they've responded so seriously with grammars, what was the result?

Business To BusinessRe: See The Newly Completed Bank We Just Cleaned In PH by semochendo1(op): 5:23pm On Apr 16, 2016
Try us for that project...you will be glad you do.
FamilyRe: Online Dry Cleaning Services by semochendo1(op): 5:20pm On Apr 16, 2016
We are here for you...
PropertiesRe: Are You An Estate Agent? Come In. by semochendo1(op): 5:15pm On Apr 16, 2016
Don't miss this great offer.
FamilyRe: Contact professional rat killers here... by semochendo1(op): 5:15pm On Apr 16, 2016
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PropertiesRe: Are You An Estate Agent? Come In. by semochendo1(op): 9:16pm On Apr 14, 2016
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FamilyRe: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by semochendo1(m): 8:21pm On Apr 14, 2016
Lovalt15:
Please help, i notice orat in my bedroom, any i don't think there is any hole they hide, because i search entire room i found nothing, does it mean their coming And going
We give you a comprehensive rat treatment. We kill
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FamilyRe: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by semochendo1(m): 8:19pm On Apr 14, 2016
We give you a comprehensive rat treatment. We kill
the rats within your house/compound and prevent
the ones outside from entry.

Don't worry about the rats dying and smelling. We use chemicals that kills and dry them... No smelling
around.

We do this for just N5,000.

Call Go-global XS on 07065308183/08057791015.

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