YorubaWoman:


O dabi pe bobo yi dooti
Abi ki lo le fa 'idun'ninu ile laise ile aja
Ologbara!

MrCork:



SPEK ENGLISH...gadddddeeeemit...nairaland is not a market place for ilietarate..anyways are u lightskin?

Iwo bobo yi

Sun si egbe kan

YorubaWoman:
Iwo bobo yi

Sun si egbe kan

MrCork:



..kaiiii...seee booobsi...nice..ok at least, u have 1 outter 10.!!

YorubaWoman:
illiterate He-goat

YorubaWoman:
illiterate He-goat

layla129:


So you can speak English?

Marinza:
Lol u r just a dirty person... But I feel your pain

YorubaWoman:
illiterate He-goat

RadicallyBlunt:

Lol. Don't mind d guy, ure beautiful. U deserve a like

ifex370:
Boooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrinnng

selfdefence:
Some guys sha can be very funny. You spend big money buy quality phone yet you no fit keep your room neat?? Fear God o

AdeOluwaTomiwa:
She isn't really my girlfriend, should I say crush or friend or something..

She's someone I adore alot back then in school but I never spoke to her about it because I'm not a comfortable person when it comes to girls matter,I choose money over girls,,,I'm either scared or shy,but yeah I dont do boys you can try me by bringing your girl to me she might not even go back to you,so do not try this.


Okay she walked up to me one day at my crib asking for an iPhone 6 charger saying "I forgot it in my cousin's house and I was like I dont use an iPhone maybe if she needs an Android charger she can drop by,and she smiled and left..

Since then she started greeting me because we were never on talking terms until that " boro boro day",she then visited me on that fateful day and didn't even knock on the door and she just came into my house,I was on boxers and my six packs were clear and shinning because I just had my bath,and I was looking fresh and fly,it was a coincidence that day,it seemed like I prepared for her arrival but I never knew she would even drop by..


She saw me and was like "wow" I never knew you were this hot,I smiled we were just talking then I stood up to give her a five alive drink and we got talking more and more.

So after a while she took my new tecno boom j8 and was taking pictures with it,I was almost angry because we roll in a "no light zone" so she was just wasting my battery for her own pleasure but I wasn't angry because my battery isn't a bad one.

At a point she started disturbing me with music like "work work by rihanna" I got tired and pissed because I only listen to music when I want to read or work, not when a girl is with me,I should be hitting her at that moment not her hitting my phone..


So she slept for a while on my couch and I was just there playing Enemy Strike on another couch,and I think the BED BUG bit her on her lap,she wore a bumpshot you know and it was easy to get bitten,she said "ouch" she checked out for the stuff and couldn't find a thing and she returned to her former position..


I wanst even bothered or moved a bit,her thing just wasn't my business at that moment,My business was to win that game!!

I think 5 of those little creatures came and surrounded her and bit her again and this time she had to stand up and point her iPhone torch on the chair and when she saw them she screamed and was like "whats this nah" at that time, I rose and I went to meet her and I sprayed them with fleet and at that time she was almost leaving ,I begged and begged promising to dispose those chairs away but she refused to visit me again or even allow me to visit her because she thinks I'll bring bed bugs to her house even if I iron my clothed before leaving that it would infest her crib too..


That was how I lost her Please oh,how can I kill the bed bug in my house, their infestation is getting too much and unbearable..My whole house is in trouble!

I was almost asking her out self and now I can't!!Please EPP oh

semochendo1:


Simply call Go-global XS today for the comprehensive fumigation of your house on 07065308183/08057791015. That's the only sustainable solution.

selfdefence:
Some guys sha can be very funny. You spend big money buy quality phone yet you no fit keep your room neat?? Fear God o

LightYearss:
Where are they based?

LightYearss:
Where are they based?

Dannybrainz:
Op I think you need to fumigate..