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Dear Iyabo Obasanjo,

I read with cynical disgust, the asinine projected in the letter written to your father. Its quite pathetic, that someone of your age and status could exhibit such an unpardonable puerile tendencies. Let me remind you, that we live in a country that holds tradition and culture in high esteem, especially when it comes to relating with the elderly ones, not to talk of one's biological parent. Using words as expensive as madness and stupidity to describe one's biological father in the name of pouring out the pains of the past is the greatest show of stupidity on its own.

Reading in between the lines, one would sense that your letter speaks more of family issues than the profuse display of patriotic zeal you intend to portray. The only national issue brought was the that of the third term agenda, a dead issue for that matter. When Nigerians are busy deliberating on moving the nation forward, you are busy digressing and calling our attention to the issue of the past. However, there is no need disputing the fact that the third term agenda of your father was a show of height of greediness tendency, and of course, that characterizes an average Nigerian politician, yourself inclusive, evidential in you craving for more terms even after your much lamented humiliation in the office. What an elderly man would see while lying down, a young man can never see it even when he climbs mountain everest. What you don't know is that your father understands perfectly that an average Nigerian is greedy and will always want to crave for more terms in office, he's only against someone preying on the vulnerability of our differences, ethnic and religious, to gratify his selfish interest at the expense our unity, and that's why his letter was titled.. BEFORE ITS TOO LATE.

People like you, who grew up in rich homes hardly have an understanding of what's obtainable in the real word, what you presented with the intent of generating sympathy for your family and hatred for your father, is what I'm seeing differently in my opinion. Your father is not responsible, he doesn't care for his children, yet you wrote that he called you while you were in DENMARK telling you what he was passing through during Abacha's regime. How else can a father relate or take care of his children? Telling you his problems even when he knew you can't be of help at the moment shows hor cordial your relationship was. He never took care of you, but you lived in his houses in Abeokuta, as written in your letter, while serving the state and even as a senator, despite the fact that you are married, which an average Nigerian father will never allow or encourage, and that shows how much he loves you to the point of rot . Obj maltreated your mum, but yet he left one bungalow for her where she lives, and you too stays anytime you are in lagos. Maybe you expect the whole of your father's property be willed or put under your mum's control, because she's the only wife. I'm sure these two points I've drawn, with many others still left in your letter in order to save Nigerian's time reading this, were mistakenly written so that God can vindicate your father even when you try to cover all the good things he must have done for you as a responsible father.

You are talking of how much you stayed outside the country and the good schools you went, when many are living in abject poverty and can only day-dream traveling abroad, and you spent most of your post university lives outside the country as stated in the letter. Now, if I may ask, on whose influence did you get all the political post you've held? You claimed your father is careless, stupid and mad, but yet, you refused to drop his name even after getting married..

What I only feel from your needless and incoherently jointed epistle is your crave for personal recognition, luxurious life and over pampering, evident in what you narrated happened during your father's swear-in in 1999. You claimed struggling your way to the front that day, which I'm sure you dare not, unless with the assistance of the security men on recognizing you as his daughter. You claimed your father saw you but didn't call you to the podium or high table, maybe you expect him to jump over the podium and collect the megaphone to introduce you. Thank God you didn't deny his pointing at you that, "that's my daughter", which earns you the recognition you had always wanted. You complained of how Stella and her family were represented and recognized, which speaks volume of your taking over the jealousy role for your mother. Remember, I'm not saying anything outside your letter, just picking and interpreting your words and actions.

I wish you know what Yoruba calls someone like you, who choses to disregard/disrespect his/her parent in the public?

Yours sincerely,
Kayode

Alsemkayolay@yahoo.com

Zada, please, how do they treat their staff?

Iykrion, please I've just been called for the third stage. What next after the third stage? Are you now in access? What's your experience like?? Please I'm waiting . Thanks.

Yetseyi, you bleeped up o, why you no con ​​continue? Anyways, probably because its not your dream career.. Guess who? Your Uconnect Mr Bond!

Smiles.. Thank you all. However, those that are intrested in giving out their cute gurls, post their pics make I see.... Waiting o..

Thank you all. The person that requested for the pics, the boy is now a big boy o.

Bloggernaija,you've actually made a nice contribution, but the fact is, all you've said are easier said than done, no one wishes or pray to turn a conductor or bus driver after years of struggling to get the cerfltificate, if not for the worrisome situation that strains logic. However, starting all you suggested even requires capital... The best of Ideas can transforms to nothin if not financially backed up.

Once bitten, twice shy... The first impression last longer.. Dana, thanks for the double offer: live and death! However, one shouldn't be suprised to see all who speak ill of this company applying o.. That's Nigerians for us, same way they rubbished Dangote's job for graduate drivers, untill they unleashed the shocking statistics/data of applicants rannging from HND to PhD holders. Up Nija!!!

THE AGONY OF A NIGERIAN GRADUATE!

This feisty piece is actually provoked by the rate at which employers of labour embrace some questionable criteria in their recruitment processes. To be a seemingly optimitic graduate in Nigeria today, two things must be on your side..
1. Age (@ best,less than 25) and
2. Your result must be nothing less than 2'1.
These are bench mark for most of these big private organizations. It however saddens that it only gives the son of a common man chances of getting invited for tests and interviews, it doesn't necessarily guaranty the assurance of getting the job.. Synonymous to a snake trying to encircle his enemies in a jungle where law and order play coy to the logic of the unbridled giant.

I get this curious when I saw an erected sign post on my way to the office on friday advertising a vacancy for the post of a receptionist with a specified age! A road side small dry cleaning office for that matter! I felt bad with this ugly trend testifying to the air of plausibility giving to placing age barrier on job vacancies and hence the necesity for sensitization against this ugly development.

Nigeria is a country that only pay lip service to the protection of her youth's interest.. This should baffle a patriotic Nigerian and arouse our curiosity as to knowing the correlation between abilities/capabilities to deliver and age/2'1. Thank God man is not God..its only with God that some could scale through the turbulence of the consequences of these baseless criteria

Many banks now have resolved to employing contract staff in order to gratify their selfish interest of profit maximization, they discriminate between BSc, HND and OND. This is the only time they are being realistic in order to exploit! Realistic because they give preference to OND holders at the expense of others without minding the qualification but the potential and capabilities, which they often ignore when it comes to recruitment of core staff. They over use them like rags and pay them peanut, they serve without having access to allowances that core staff who do not work as much as they do enjoy. This I call cynical exploitation of the gullibles!

The question now is,is there any government regulating body that sees to matters relating to recruitment? What have they done to question this conventional incongruities? Why the use of age In a country that her institution's academic calenders fluctuates and unpredictable owing to strike actions which results at the slightest disagreement/issue and consequently add unsolicited years to the planned years of study?

This is a clarion call to wakeup to our responsibilities, I foresee the highest level of civil unrest in Nigeria come 15yrs unless an efficacious amendment is made to curtail the apocalyptic calamity that looms. Let those who think revolution wake up, violent revolution is a dream that may never come through owing the nature of Nigerians, our high sense of adaptation to consistent changes is our greatest problem. If insurgency caused by stark illiterates like Bokoharam can shake the nation as much as it does,now imagine how sophisticated it would be when its caused by conglomeration of unemployed graduates?

A word they say is enough for the wise!

Just got an invitation for an interview at the U connect in lekki. Please,is there anyone in the house who could tell me about this company, what they do and their pay. Thanks.

I seriously wonder what stands to be the benefit of having first degree if it can no longer assure a worthy job after graduation. In an attempt to console ourselves, we do lay emphasy on the long run advantage,but if I may ask,of what benefit is a condom used after one has been infected with STDs*no twisting pls*? Of what benefit is it on the long run when many responsibilities have suffered? Thus rendering the benefit cost ratio economically unwise. In Nigeria now, it's not the certificate that matters but how hard working and innovative you are. If u think ur certificate has a long run advantage, I tell u those illiterates who are working hard to earn living today also have a long run possibility of aquiring that certificate. Now the comparative advantage they have over the certificate fricked persons is that their own responsibilities never suffer. However, I'm not paiting pulchritude unblemished of illiteracy,only telling those who have overrated their certificate in the face of high rate of unemployment to lower their wings. So, boast not of the papers they call certificates, but of your intrinsic ideologies that defines how best u can explore through your entrepreneurial skills.. Wake up!

chiefkeef: This staicey na correct babe. Kai see god creation

Don't tell me you are tripping?

Baba oyo, don't tell you are jealous?

@all, thanks, may this kind of joy spread to your houses.

Arround 12pm yesterday,in the mist of lots of official assigments on my desk,I recieved a call from my wife tellin me that the Doctor said the baby is due for delivery,and as such,she has been put on watch in the hospital,and that I should,with immediate effect come down with her delivery bag..

My mind instantly got distabilized,I took an excuse from the office and has to rush down.. However,the fact I mustn't deny is that I dont have to rush her down to hospital in labour,that I had always pray not to experience,& I thank God for granting it..

I went home to pack all neccessary things n headed to the hospital in the company of a sister from another mother,Adeniji Alirat,the manager,as I always call her. On getting there, I met my lovely wife lying on bed taking drip,she told me all has been giving to induce the labour.. I look in to her eyes to boost her confidence,I started cracking jokes to take her mind off the psyche pains of labour..

With time,she gradually began to lose interest in everything happning arround her,the pain eventually set in,I look into her eyes to give her d confidence,it was then I realized u cant give what u dont have,I lost mine at d sight of the pain,tears was about rolling down my cheek,I had no option than to leave the ward for the mosque within the hospital premises where I wont hear her groan of pains..

Finally at about 9pm,she was rushed to the delivery room,i watched as they carried her on a wheel chair,my hrtbeat increased n an headache sets in.. 30mins later,the Doctor came out to ask for the husband,my hrt cuts,he invited me in and told me the condition of the baby.. I was called into the delivery room n shown that my baby is sitting instead of turning to bring down d head,he was bringing buttok.. That if the condition persist in the next ten minute,it would be by caeserian(operation).. They told me how mch it cost n with confidence,I told them God will take control.

Before then,they've been callin the Doctor that will perform the operation but the no wasnt goin throug,I felt like God! why this! But sincerely,every disappointment is a blessing..

I called our parents to tell them the situation of things,I must say at this point,that its good to have religious parents,as they seriously helped with prayer.. I went straight to the mosque,observed two rakkat nafil to put the situation under God's control... I was in my last sujud when they sent for me that my wife has delivered a bouncing baby boy.. I went into the delivery room to see my wife.. But sincerely yours,I dint even check the baby,unconsciously though..

30mins later,they brought out my handsome baby with that dimples that those ladies will b dying for...(winks),.. I cant describe d joy of holding one's baby in his arms,especially your first child.. Finally,my long awaited AbdRahman has come and coincidentally,he shares a birthdate with my closest coper friend while in service.. Adidi David Mobolaji Onimisi..

God,I cant thank u enough for this underserved favour u've done for me.. May God answer the prayer of those who has been longing for this day to happen in their lives n those who are presently in labour..

Sincerely,our parents,especially our mother and wife deserve to be treated as god

Sometimes I wonder;I grew up with this popular song "better de come o better de come!!" On the lips of every optimistic Nigerian,it however saddens that the same song is still on our lips in the face of degenerated/failed leadership standard.. Who is now fooling who?

When I was in junior secondary school,the problems of agriculture we were taught is still the same till I graduated from the university.. Lack/inadequate funding,lack of social amenities.....*can u remember them now?*.. Things are so unimproved that our notes compared to our parents' while in sch are still the same on the problems of Nigeria.. I doubt if our children won't still make use our notes when their time comes.. Same problem! Now I ask again,who is fooling who?

In 1985, IBB was the president of Nigeria and our teachers told us that Buhari was the former Head of state..Our teacher also called us the leaders of tomorrow..27 years later, IBB and Buhari are still contesting for President.. Its either our teacher lied to us about being the leaders of tomorrow..Or tomorrow is yet to come..

Are we the ones fooling ourselves or its d Government that's fooling us?

Now I feel more complacent with the encouragement gotten from you guys, its enought to get someone going.. When I spoke with a friend about it, he was equally envious of what I thought was a token. Told me he earns 10k in a pure water company, and if he misses one day, a thousand naira will be deducted from his salary.. A graduate for that matter.. The situation is so bad that it only takes God's intervention to rescue us from this putrid universality. I started my career with an insurance company as a marketer with 15k monthly salary on the condition of meeting target. Couldn't get my salary untill after 3months, guess how much I received? 10k! When I've spent thousands on transportation and calls searching for clients who are not willing to be insured! Then I realized we were being gullibly exploited by the company and I left.. I had rest of mind when I left because I had no headache looking for clients again.. Now I will be sitting just till students have my class, no chasing people to insure themselves again... The story is endless.. I just need to curb it here and thank u guys once more.. Thanks.

Now I feel more complacent with the encouragement gotten from you guys, its enought to get someone going.. When I spoke with a friend about it, he was equally envious of what I thought was a token. Told me he earns 10 in a pure water company, and if he misses one day, a thousand naira will be deducted from his salary.. A graduate for that matter.. The situation is so bad that it only takes God's intervention to rescue us from this putrid universality. I started my career with an insurance company as a marketer with 15k monthly salary on the condition of meeting target. Couldn't get my salary untill after 3months, guess how much I received? 10k! When I've spent thousands on transportation and calls searching for clients who are not willing to be insured! Then I realized we were being gullibly exploited by the company and I left.. I had rest of mind when I left because I had no headache looking for clients again.. Now I will be sitting just till students have my class, no chasing people to insure themselves again... The story is endless.. I just need to curb it here and thank u guys once more.. Thanks.

Help me thank God as I finally got a job with my 2'1 from the premier University of Ibadan.. After months of struggling to get a decent job, I finally got a teaching job with 25000 salary. You are disappointed right? I would rather chose to do it with the mind of still serving than remaining jobless.. Its a job I never prepared for, just roaming the streat today as usual with my cv only to see the advert for Economics teacher, went in asap, dropped my cv, was interviewed and had a micro teaching.. After which I was excellently aplauded.. To those who are still searching, I pray u get somewhere to manage too.. Its better than none... Or what do you think?

I wonder why you guys are busy asking him what the DG told him, its evidential he was told his service was not needed owing to his aggressiveness. Besides, he had pass from one of these relegated polytechnics... Double wahala! Abeg go sleep, don't use your own failure to scare others!

Avril83: . Ur second name should be mutula.

u should be tunfulu...

virtuoso01: Hello sir, are you buying in bulk or retail?

in bulk... pls,send the price list as quick as u can,one of my customer just placed an order.. let me have your price list and d product

I don't believe this pics jor.. It might be just an ocassion... How on earth won't u snap them together if truely its their traditional wedding?? Besides,they r wearing entirely different attire.. Chai!! I can't believe nairalanders can b this cheaply fooled!

Dis Guy: True, seems like there are none at the moment!! have you tried other states?

Doubt you'll get accepted to do an MBA without work experience, and you'd probably be competiting for entry level jobs without adequate work exp

I've actually got some bitter job experiences that are not worth managing,so i have to opt out teaching from one tutorial center to the other..
You said i should try other states.. u mean there could be job there? states like?