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If you can go and find out my matric no while in sch, then you may guess it right.

That's terrible!!!

You seem jobless, sorry to say. What do you do for a living? The devil engages the idle hand, get something doing to get yourself busy. You can't be demanding for sex every minute when you have something doing. A candid advice, no insult intended please.

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ndcide:
@op, you are just bleating.

What is wrong in talking about our president. You think everyone will fall for such sentiments?

Look, if you are already uncomfortable with the trend then take a vacation.

Look, people analyze things differently and they have a right to do so.

If we see what is not right, by all means we should say so.

If you think the past administration will be criticized and this one will not simply for APC reasons, then you must be in for a shocker.

We sowed a very stubborn seed we should know we just gave to live with it because things like this don't end. You know what I'm talking about.

Did you read the post at all?

I was at the ATM outlet amidst a long queue yesterday. Many of us have been frustrated running from one ATM to another because the machines have been drained over the long holiday.

While on the queue, a young frustrated man made a frustrating statement, he said..".sebi It's you guys that want change, na the change be this na". I looked at him frustratingly, and asked, what does change has to do with this? He replied a lot o, and interestingly, the question I asked him drew the attention of others on the queue and they were curious to hear his response. And lo and behold, he said" sebi they said he will start working immediately he's sworn in ni", then I smiled...

It's obvious the critics of this administration are running faster than their legs, they are making it so obvious that they are ready for criticism without necessarily minding the sensibility. Criticizing a day Government is a sign of share ignorance and acute stupidity.

The picture of Aisha Buhari, our first lady, has gone virile on the social media that her wrist watch costs over N10Million naira, how does that affect us for crying out loud? Diezni Madueke that has been drinking and bathing with our money, when did they come out with her jewelries analysis? Did Aisha used Nigerian money? The celebrities like Dbanj, wizkid and co have flaunted jewelries more than the accused worth of the wrist watch and they were never criticized, they were rather praised. Honestly, I will say this for the umpteenth time, many of our people are clueless and seriously battling with misplaced priority syndrome.

I will only advice, if you want to make the best of your life, make the best use of this new government, if not, while others are doing great things and thanks giving for the positive changes in their lives, you may be busy finding faults to criticize, and that may be too disastrous. I'm not against anyone criticizing Buhari, but if we must do, let it be reasonably objective.

Flets:
And all of a sudden

It doesn't matter that someone condemned the attack of the military on Bokoharam

It doesn't matter that someone described an attack on Bokoharam as an attack on the north

It doesn't matter that someone urged muslims to vote only muslims in a secullar country like Nigeria

It doesn't matter that someone committed to the spread of sharia across the country (the feasibility is a diff topic)

It doesn't matter that someone instigated the death of over 1000 Nigerians just because he lost an election in 2011

It doesn't matter that someone enacted retroactive laws to deal with a select set of people

It doesn't matter anymore that someone ended democracy with the barrel of a gun to assume office

Does it really not matter anymore..... Time shall tell.

We might have just killed morality and damned our sensibilities to the HOPE of a better Nigeria.

And please don't tell me he is my president for the next 4 or 8 Years cos I know that already and that is not the thrust of my thought process.

In sane societies, these would matter. Even if he wins such elections, he would be approached with so much consciousness and carefulness but not with all open arms because the words of a man defines a man and people hardly change.

Just before you scream Sai Baba..... Something must be wrong with the black race.

When will you people stop ranting with sentiment? The same propaganda that failed you during the electioneering process is what you want to continue even when it never worked. Wake up my dear, only time will tell as you've rightly said. However, are you aware Buhari rejected the expensive Government house? Approve only 19ministers? Cut down inauguration expenses? Among others.....that's the new Nigeria we are talking about....CHANGE!

Now it doesn't matter you write this propaganda cum insightful message a million times, what matters is the fact that, BUHARI WILL BE SWORN IN TODAY AS OUR NEW PRESIDENT and there will be CHANGE.

Thanks for this invaluable information. Jazakummlahu khaeran.

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This is an acute symptom of joblessness. I think this guy should be ignored for his obvious display of mediocrity. How can you foolishly begin to trek because you've seen one who does it and attract both global and national attention? People should learn to be creative, that's why majority of our people are so poor...

I suggest the moderator should make this the last post about this guy, in writing they call his action plagiarism and in movie industry they call it piracy. It's forbidden and shouldn't be encouraged in this situation too.

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pastorsmiling:
Today i hit 1100 applications for job in Nigeria. What is the wayforward?

This means i have applying for jobs everyday for the past three years
: mathematically,
365 × 3 = 1095

Where do i get it wrong ?

I have a second class upper, i always edit my cv to suit position i'm applying for, i am always online

I have prayed & fasted for 50days this year alone.

I always asked for help from well connected friends.

I follow up all my application sometimes i even cal HR of the company i'm to applying to.

I am an active member of nairaland and i also help my friends in terms of jobs and in the long run they will get job.

I am a staunch christian who has complete trust in God.

I have been to different deliverance programme. what is my problem?

Could it be that my time as not come?

I am simply tired and optimistic.

I take refuge in GOD i leave everything to you and to you alone be all the glory.

Let your will be done in my life

Let me bring my testimony to your children here in nairaland

Let me break this jinx of stagnation and barrier oh Lord

Let people celebrate with me

I BELIEVE WITH GOD ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE

I ALWAYS CRY IN MY CLOSET BUT I WONT STOP THE JOB HUNT

ANOTHER CYCLE IS ABOUT TO BEGIN


PLEASE ADVICE!!!!

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However,your English too is somehow.. Improve on your grammatical construction.

All the best bro.

Mhizkel:
Nice try Op...But none of this moves me!

That's why you are still single at 43. Keep it up.

KELVIN086:
i smell something fishy
obax world, how come ive never heard of them before

Who are you??

MuguliciousMUGU:
See house? And he said he has 1 million naira and 150 cows, that devil must be a liar, devil has seen his twin brother since 1914, even lord lugard knows about the union...

This was the main reason why mama peace was crying "there is God ooo" chai.

But you can read the title now? His hotel room. Besides, what's so special in this room? When the rug looks old and not properly laid.... May God punish poverty!

Mod, front page please, don't let's just criticize government, let's make our suggestions known, who knows, the president may be reading.. Because NL is one of the most patronized site of the politicians.

Let's help GMB suggest order of solving our national problems

1. One of the greatest thing GMB will do to bring true change to this country is to make political office less attractive by cutting down salary and allowances. With this, shafts will be separated from the grains as people who truly want to serve will be the one contesting and elections will no longer be do or die..

2. Fight insecurity and corruption, 3. Improve Power supply
4. Create more jobs and
5. Provide basic infrastructural facilities.

In this order I suggest. Or what order do you think?

masterpower:
I hate it when people becomes irresposible. Why would youths, the supposed leaders of tommorow be in support of what the foolish old man called oba said against the Igbos?

The Igbos did not abuse him, they did not commit anything to deserve such irresponsible empty threat of ethnic cleansing which was internationaly condemned.

The Igbos, just like other ethnic nationalities in Nigeria have the constitution right to vote whoever they are pleased with his manisfesto.

Why are the so called most educated region at times behaves worse than illitrates? Or is their certificates aquired and a scam?

I think you can read the first paragraph of the post. The oba's comment is highly condemnable. But It's beyond just the statement now.

IT'S NO LONGER ABOUT AMBODE OR JK.

Indisputably, the statement credited to Oba Akiolu mandating the Igbo's support for Ambode is quite unacceptable, undemocratic and uncivilized, however, every reasonable Yoruba man must wake up to the sensitivity of the issue emanating from his statement.

The Igbos have taken this too far and are ready to go extra mile to prove that Lagos is a no man's land and that they are too relevant in the lagos political equation, hence,have vowed their support for Jk. I'm sure, more than 90% of them will vote JK.

As untribalistic as I am in every dealings of my life, the sensitivity of this must arouse the subdued tribal sentiment in every mind that can thinks.

Every tribe knows their region and hold their leaders in high esteem, so, if the Igbos are claiming Lagos and also trying to render our traditional leader useless and you are jumping about it, honestly you are selling your tribal integrity.

It's no Longer about Ambode or Jk, It's about protecting the integrity of our traditional institution, It's about placing the Igbos where they belong in our political equation.. It's being said that "if a slave spends long enough time at home, he will make ancestral curse", bi eru ba pe nile, yi o sepe alajobi.

Bi eru ba mo ara e leru, ti iwofa mo ara e ni iwofa, all will be peaceful.

Yorubas are so accommodating, but that shouldn't be abused. We love the igbos, I love them most because I served there, but this time, even though we are one Nigeria, my traditional institution deserves to be respected.

VOTE AMBODE, PROTECT OUR TRRADITIONAL INTEGRITY!

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I'm overwhelmingly happy and speechless tonight. This victory is all ours, young and old, men and women, able and disables across the nation.

Mockery as this may sound, I need to say hi to my die hard Jonathan's aficionados, I will simply tell them, that what an elderly man would see lying down, a lad may not see it even when he climbs mountain everest. However, I still love your political doggedness,

Lastly, to those that challenged me that we would see what Buhari will do. Fine, I'm not Buhari, and if I tell you he will build a bridge where there is no river, its a blatant pathological lie.. But I can assure you of one thing, Buhari will bring a visible change that you and I will see with the quality of his decisions. And not just that, be rest assured that our corruption index will be minimal, because the fear of Buhari, is the beginning of transparency, and once corruption problem is solved to a reasonable level in this country, every other areas of our problems will enjoy appreciable improvement.

Now I can start a new page in the history of Nigeria.

Once again, I congratulate us all for this deserving victory, we made it happen!!

ammyluv2002:
I think the Punch & Vanguard should be penalised! They have no right to publish any results

Olodo, they neither announce nor declare, they only reported what they got from the INEC officials.

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MoonCares:
Guy, I dey see am! I love her cos she's so good, so don't just call someone you haven't see rude. Remove the rod in your eyes before looking for the pin in someones eyes. Shalom!!

If truly this is the guy commenting, I cover my face for you, you simply have no shame, perhaps, you are a less privilege. You obviously know your wife shows this much concern for height , which you don't have, and no hope of ever having, yet you are here forming "yemi my lover"..

I pity you.

Dyt:
So its all abt height now?
U didn't see him short when u guys started?
Nothing person no go see/read for this NL life

Can u imagine ur utterance/writing?
I am disappointed

Very few people would see the sense in your comment. I'm equally disappointed in the lady, you don't sniff what you don't intend eating. When you know you give this much priority to height, why did you date him in the first place? Could that be a misplaced priority? Besides, when does height becomes a disability that you are showing this much concern for? I guess you are still an undergraduate, who has not actually defined what she wants in future.

Now my advice: Your post has spoken volume of your desire and concern for height, thus, marrying the guy won't give you the kind of psychological satisfaction cum confidence you should have in your husband. So, drop him and start the searching process again.... All the best.

The reason why this people have consistently failed us is because they never take responsibility for anything, even the recent fuel scarcity was said to be caused by APC. They will always look for an excuse to rationalize their failures... Too bad.

Oga, you need to call your wife or gf and explain things to her, then she may apologize. There is a saying that he who is not jealous is not in love. The way we respond to situations differ, imagine you met a man in her private bedroom too, how would you feel? No matter how mature you think you are, you will be mad.

Let me tell you, 98% of ladies will do same.

This post deserves front page for educative reasons.

Fashola is a human, that he erroneously made that statement out of sentiment and political propaganda doesn't make it valid.

He would have wished that word was retrievable. That's why we warn the likes of Fayose to mind what they say now, because by the time GMB emerges come February, the same news paper will mock him crying with cartoons regretting he ever said those words....

I've once read it somewhere, that if you want to keep an information from a Nigerian, put it in a book. Funny or ridiculous as it may seem, looking around us can testify to this statement.

Most of us don't read, we take every information as divulged without making findings. I must say, saying Buhari is too old to govern Nigeria as disgracefully, embarrassingly, ignorantly and continuously aired by many is a global slap on our face as Nigerians, and attestation to the statement earlier made.

Disappointedly, this height of intellectual kwashiokor is being exhibited by a Governor for that matter, Governor Ayo Fayose of Ekiti state, coming with different form of imbecilic advert passing a singular message of Buhari being too old to govern Nigeria.

To make a fool of those who engaged in historic assassination, let me give you names of head of states and presidents of several countries, who served at ages older than Buhari, and yet made historic achievements.

Shimon Peres of Israel became their president @ the ge of 84yrs

Carlo Azeglio became the president of Italy in 1999 @ the age of 79yrs and Giorgio Napolitano again in 2006 as their president @ the age of 81yrs.

Javier Perez of Peru became their Prime minister @ the age of 80yrs.

Girma Wolde-Giorgis of Ethiopia became the president @ the age of 77yrs.

S. R Nathan of Singapore became president @ the age of 75yrs.

And lots more.....

These presidents live several years after office as some are still alive till today. Their people never wished them death nor use it as a factor against them.

I think we should be reasonable with our campaigns, we should face the reality of what this election means to the future of this country. Over flogging an issue as baseless, senseless and superfluous as age is a calculated attempt to divert the attention of Nigerians from real issues. Fayose knows what he's doing, he's the last agent standing to divert the attention of Nigerians, so that, instead of discussing sensitive issues, we would be discussing the madness enshrouded in his insensitivity, wishing someone's father death in the name of election.

Let's focus on the need for change, over 200 Chibok girls are missing and the government is yet to give a reasonable response, many corrupt public office holders and civil servants who embezzled billions are still in service unpunished, many have lost their love ones, many of our brothers and sisters in the north are leaving in fear everyday of their live.

Mismanagement, corruption and insecurity must come to an end.

Thank you GoodLuck
Goodbye Jonathan...

Welcome a true FRESH AIR
Welcome BuHaRi
Vote Buhari
Vote Change!.