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Buhariphobia they hold PDP |
lilbazy:ah see dreamer, I shake head 4 u. |
ayokunlei:where can I find d list. |
MOTHERS!!! Yorùbá mothers are one of the best when it comes to child upbringing. Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will make you think you were adopted. IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly!The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot. IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation. ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants. Now ABARA is the worst...And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps aforementioned at once! OH! IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). She will say let's go home and u will say it's in my pocket ma. lolz God bless our parents for the good upbringing. If you were brought-up in Yoruba land, regardless of how caring your mother was, you'd have encountered these slaps .... I knw u re laughing unless u re not a Yoruba. |
OkeEsibe:u mumu wella oo |
temitemi1:ah! I pity u |
Donabydeco: |
Brightology2:oode hw fashola name take relate with watin Dey ground. |
Brightology2:ode hw fashola take relate with post office |
Please does anybody know what is happening MTN have been charging me 40kb/s on every call I make even in the midnight. Or is this part of the surprise. ![]() ![]() |
Plz I will suppose to go and submit the citizenship form to the school? |
Ifa hear not in futmx |
wordcat:this are yoruba alphabet. Not Latin
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@op where u put FUTminna |
All the security details attached to the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Aminu Tambuwal, have been withdrawn by the Federal Government of Nigeria. The Chairman of the House Committee on Media, Zachary Mohamed, confirmed this on Thursday. A press release issued by the Police Force Public Relations Officer, Mr Emmanuel Ojukwu, cited the recent defection by Aminu Tambuwal from the PDP to the APC as reason. Part of the statement read, “…having regard to the clear provision of section 68(1)(g) of the 1999 Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria as amended, the Nigeria Police Force (NPF) has redeployed its personnel attached to his office.” Sources said that at about midnight on Thursday, top level security report informed the Speaker that “orders have been given for the withdrawal of his security details”. As the number four citizen of the country in the hierarchy of protocol, the Speaker is entitled to a round-the-clock security made up of men from the Police, Civil Defence Corps and the Department of State Security (DSS). The withdrawal of the Speaker, Aminu Tambuwal’s security details comes less than 24 hours after he was formally presented as a member of the All Progressives Congress, APC, during the party’s extraordinary national convention held in Abuja, the nation’s capital on Wednesday, October 29. This was following the Speaker’s announcement of his decision to leave the ruling People’s Democratic Party, PDP, for the opposition on the floor of the House on Tuesday. Tambuwal told the party members that he embraced the APC platform because he saw it as a veritable instrument for genuine change and enduring national development, adding that “ APC represents the hope for the change” which Nigerians have been clamouring for.
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femi4: A9MJU5tanx |
Pls I need d activation code my pin is 27993E0E |
Admission list is out |
ttamos: [b][/b] add me on whatsapp 08100792258 and I score 190 in jamb and 210 in postjamb and I choose urp first choice and civil second choice and I want civil any hopethey will probably gave u ur first choice coures. |
Omooba77: God will strengthen you for the remaining few hours, but if you job is demanding you can take ordinary water, before you break at 6pm...............God will answer our prayers..........AMEN tanx |
Must I break 6pm daily can't I break by 3pm. |
Nigeria 2-0 africa |
Nigeria just win the best national team of the year |
I just love this guy. Get well soon my man. |
How will u feel if u are in Theo Walcott shoe, going to miss the rest of the season and the World Cup hosted in Brazil.
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How will u feel if u are in Theo Walcott shoe, going to miss the rest of the season and the World Cup hosted in Brazil.