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 Politics / Re: APC Youths Display Mock Coffin Of PDP In Borno State (pic) by semoly(m): 8:56pm On Feb 16, 2015 |
lilbazy:ah see dreamer, I shake head 4 u. |
| Education / Re: Unilorin 2014/2015 Remedial Thread. by semoly(m): 1:26pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
ayokunlei:where can I find d list. |
| Jokes Etc / Mothers!!! by semoly(m): 8:04pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
MOTHERS!!! Yorùbá mothers are one of the best when it comes to child upbringing. Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will make you think you were adopted. IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly!The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot. IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation. ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants. Now ABARA is the worst...And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps aforementioned at once! OH! IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). She will say let's go home and u will say it's in my pocket ma. lolz God bless our parents for the good upbringing. If you were brought-up in Yoruba land, regardless of how caring your mother was, you'd have encountered these slaps .... I knw u re laughing unless u re not a Yoruba. 2 Likes |
| Technology Market / Re: ALIEXPRESS PRE ORDER WITH PRE ORDER 2.0 - ₦500 SERVICE CHARGE FLAT by semoly(m): 11:43am On Jan 27, 2015 |
| Technology Market / Re: ALIEXPRESS PRE ORDER WITH PRE ORDER 2.0 - ₦500 SERVICE CHARGE FLAT by semoly(m): 11:41am On Jan 27, 2015 |
| Politics / Re: Jonathan’s Campaign Team Trapped In Maiduguri by semoly(m): 6:54am On Jan 26, 2015 |
OkeEsibe:u mumu wella oo 1 Like |
| Politics / Re: Prof. Yemi Osinbanjo Gives Nigerians A Glimpse Into His Office (Pic) by semoly(m): 2:39pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
temitemi1:ah! I pity u |
| Education / Re: Unilorin 2014/2015 Remedial Thread. by semoly(m): 5:43pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
Donabydeco: |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Pathetic State Of A Post Office In Lagos (picture) Chaii!! by semoly(m): 3:48pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Brightology2:oode hw fashola name take relate with watin Dey ground. |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Pathetic State Of A Post Office In Lagos (picture) Chaii!! by semoly(m): 3:48pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Brightology2:ode hw fashola take relate with post office |
| Phones / 40kb/s On MTN Zone by semoly(m): 12:33pm On Dec 10, 2014 |
Please does anybody know what is happening MTN have been charging me 40kb/s on every call I make even in the midnight. Or is this part of the surprise.  |
| Education / Re: Unilorin 2014/2015 Remedial Thread. by semoly(m): 8:44pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
Plz I will suppose to go and submit the citizenship form to the school? |
| Education / Re: Lecturers Promise To End Sexual Harassment & Extortion Of Students On Campuses by semoly(m): 2:56pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Ifa hear not in futmx |
| Business / Re: Hausa Ajami/Arabic Inscriptions Removed From New N100 Note by semoly(m): 11:16am On Nov 18, 2014 |
wordcat:this are yoruba alphabet. Not Latin
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| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why A First Class Graduate Might Not Get A Job? by semoly(m): 9:22pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
| Education / Re: Universities & Polytechnics With The Best Graduates In Nigeria by semoly(m): 2:41am On Nov 05, 2014 |
@op where u put FUTminna |
| Politics / Re: Tambuwal’s Security Details Withdrawn by semoly(m): 1:47pm On Oct 30, 2014 |
| Politics / Tambuwal’s Security Details Withdrawn by semoly(m): 1:42pm On Oct 30, 2014 |
All the security details attached to the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Aminu Tambuwal, have been withdrawn by the Federal Government of Nigeria. The Chairman of the House Committee on Media, Zachary Mohamed, confirmed this on Thursday. A press release issued by the Police Force Public Relations Officer, Mr Emmanuel Ojukwu, cited the recent defection by Aminu Tambuwal from the PDP to the APC as reason. Part of the statement read, “…having regard to the clear provision of section 68(1)(g) of the 1999 Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria as amended, the Nigeria Police Force (NPF) has redeployed its personnel attached to his office.” Sources said that at about midnight on Thursday, top level security report informed the Speaker that “orders have been given for the withdrawal of his security details”. As the number four citizen of the country in the hierarchy of protocol, the Speaker is entitled to a round-the-clock security made up of men from the Police, Civil Defence Corps and the Department of State Security (DSS). The withdrawal of the Speaker, Aminu Tambuwal’s security details comes less than 24 hours after he was formally presented as a member of the All Progressives Congress, APC, during the party’s extraordinary national convention held in Abuja, the nation’s capital on Wednesday, October 29. This was following the Speaker’s announcement of his decision to leave the ruling People’s Democratic Party, PDP, for the opposition on the floor of the House on Tuesday. Tambuwal told the party members that he embraced the APC platform because he saw it as a veritable instrument for genuine change and enduring national development, adding that “ APC represents the hope for the change” which Nigerians have been clamouring for.
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| Phones / Re: Unlocking Trial Version Of Repligo Reader 2.1.0.1 On Bb by semoly(m): 8:46am On Sep 19, 2014 |
femi4: A9MJU5tanx |
| Phones / Re: Unlocking Trial Version Of Repligo Reader 2.1.0.1 On Bb by semoly(m): 1:28am On Sep 15, 2014 |
Pls I need d activation code my pin is 27993E0E |
| Education / Re: FUTMINNA ADMISSION.. THREAD 2014 by semoly(m): 11:45am On Sep 11, 2014 |
Admission list is out |
| Education / Re: FUTMINNA ADMISSION.. THREAD 2014 by semoly(m): 9:42pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
ttamos: [b][/b] add me on whatsapp 08100792258 and I score 190 in jamb and 210 in postjamb and I choose urp first choice and civil second choice and I want civil any hopethey will probably gave u ur first choice coures. |
| Religion / Re: RCCG To Start 100 Days Fasting in January 2014 by semoly(m): 8:41pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
Omooba77:AMEN tanx |
| Religion / Re: RCCG To Start 100 Days Fasting in January 2014 by semoly(m): 1:58pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
Must I break 6pm daily can't I break by 3pm. |
| Sports / Re: 2013 Glo-CAF Awards by semoly(m): 9:47pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
Nigeria 2-0 africa |
| Sports / Re: 2013 Glo-CAF Awards by semoly(m): 9:46pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
Nigeria just win the best national team of the year |
| Sports / Re: THEO WALCOTT WHAT A PITY by semoly(m): 10:58pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
I just love this guy. Get well soon my man. |
| Sports / THEO WALCOTT WHAT A PITY by semoly(m): 10:48pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
 How will u feel if u are in Theo Walcott shoe, going to miss the rest of the season and the World Cup hosted in Brazil.
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| Religion / Re: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by semoly(m): 9:46pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
Evil Brain: How did Noah fit 2 million insects (1 million species x 2) into the ark? And how did be manage to fit 12,000 amphibians, 20,000 birds, 11,000 mammals, 16,000 reptiles and god knows how many crustaceans, arachnids and mollusks into a boat that must have already been overflowing with insects? Where did he find space to keep a years worth of food for all those animals? How did he keep the meat for the Lions, tigers and other carnivores fresh for a whole year? Why did he take mosquitoes, tapeworms, guinea worms and the HIV virus aboard the ark? Did he infect himself with all those parasites, or did he force his wife and children to carry them? How come all the animals didn't freeze to death at 9,000 metres altitude (the height of Mount Everest which must have been underwater) Where did they find oxygen to breathe at that height? What did all the animals eat after getting off the ark? All the plants must have died after a year underwater, and all the animals would have drowned so no food for herbivores or carnivores. How come all the fish in the ocean survived? Saltwater fish can't survive in freshwater and the ocean would have been massively diluted with all that rain. Or did the ark also have a salty fish tank with space for 60,000 fish (30,000 species x 2)? And how did he feed all those fish?I don't have answer to your questions BUT let me ask u how did Jesus feed 5000 people with 5 loaves and 2 fish? 1 Like |
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