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Christianity EtcRe: Miracle By The Apostles Vs. Miracle By Today's Pastors And G.os by seniourman(m): 3:35pm On Aug 26, 2013
if all guys were like this would women marry

FoodRe: What Are The Health Effects Of Eating Expired Or Spoiled Food To Human Body by seniourman(m): 2:11pm On Aug 26, 2013
get get your artificial pernis to decieve ur frame and stripp abusers visit www.realmagik.com
LiteratureRe: What Went Wrong??? by seniourman(m): 12:28am On Aug 26, 2013
I respect you to the call bruv if this write up was your imagination I kneel and say take me along if not drop the link and thanz for reposting
CrimeRe: Prophet Who Allegedly Specializes In Annointing Private Parts Of Women Arrested by seniourman(m): 10:41pm On Aug 25, 2013
Tell me why this shouldn't be on the front page
LiteratureNo 2nd Chance Of Beign A Kid. Very Touching by seniourman(op): 4:44pm On Aug 25, 2013
(Grandpa was on his chair he held the picture of when he was still in secondary school.
His grand son ran to him and said.)
Chibuzour: grand pa ever since you started watching this picture you have being sobbing.
Grandpa: yea my son I was so interested that I was,nt even perceptive when you were thither to my sofa.
Chibuzour: grandpa I dont understand you
Grandpa: son you see now you,re a child you would never have the oppurtunity of beign a child in this world or the next.
CHIBUZOUR: Daddy how...
GRANDPA: see son when i was a child like you. I had dreams but due to excessive penury I could not demateriise.
Son I discovered something called Immediate growth in plant that when I suspend a beans in what you guys call comcom(tin) for atleast a weak without water but the first day you would pour water then on the seventh day pour a little glass of water right before your disbeliving eyes it would grow, I planned to be the world youngest discoverer of such thing at age of five but due to lack of money I suspended it. Such is life my son and now I cant go on and say I was five years when I discovered it they would,nt concur. But due to penury. Chie
(Sobs in tears) Thats how it is no second chance of beign a virgin. If I did,nt used my time wisely where would I have being.
In my secondary school I was the only student who did,nt engaged in mapractice yet I made it...
I was given award for the best student in english, and the most improved. If I did,nt train your father you would suffer it.
Now you ara a child take it like today is your last day on earth study... Cuz if you dont what do I say ... If you dont study now you would wish you could reverse time
CHIBUZOUR: If I dont. I would never have a second chance of beign a child od becoming a child
So my children there is no second chance in death and being a child.
If I did,nt use my time wisely I would be wishing I could go back to school. But now am watching my kids.
So again my children live girls alone, dichotomise them from your brain, anihilated them feel like none exist untill you can stand for yourselves.
See let me tell you something if she sees a celebrity you are gone. When I was dating a girl due to I was,nt a celebrity guess what she dumped me that day I brought rope to hang my self.
But when I became rich women including her came to me.
CHIBUZOUR: (meditated on this words like the world is going to be anihilated.)
-----------------------—
(The next day)
AKPORS: If I grow up I would bw like hulk I would destroy thoes doing jungle Justice
CHIBUZOUR: Akpors you would never grow
AKPORS: As in how (extremely exasperated)
CHIBUZOUR: see akpors no second chance of being a child...
(Jukours akpors partner in crime came with a block on his hand)
JUKOURS: see that girl done land in say we go do chooku chooku. Just may I carry am go restaurant.
AKPORS: (gives Jukours a hand shake) ha na u biko..
----------—
(Akpors and Jukours arrived to the most expensive restaurant in there area with two elegant looking girls.)

ELEGANT GIRL: madam how much is a plate of rice
MADAM: N10,000 aunty.
ELEGANT GIRL: okay ma put three plate of rice four bottles of champainge two man power, shawama meat, Eva wine with silver glass....
MADAM: That silver glass na N1000,000 (1m)
ELEGANT GIRL: It does,nt matter my guy is equal to the task.

(Akpors and Jukours started perspirating drops by drops)

JUKOURS: Madam I don drink so tay piis don catch me ma enter toilet.
AKPORS: Ma joinam piis i be in fellow man
MADAMsadchecks time its twelve o clock)

------------------------
(Four hours later)

Ah ah sine 12 o clock. She alerted some area boys that someone should adminiculate(aid) her in opening the door.
When they succeeded in opening the door they found that akpors and Jukours had use their bear hears in breaking the sealine for their escapes.
----------------------+
The mob quickly stripp the girls girls flooged them give the a trip of plate to wash Akpors and Jukours the exasperating children ran to the house of Chibuzour the,n they.............
--------------------
Read part two
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PoliticsRe: Those Against Jonathan's Second Term Are Mad - Tony Anenih by seniourman(m): 10:39am On Aug 25, 2013
Postr wetin u drink b
Nairaland GeneralThis Is Y Nairaland Wunt Fall by seniourman(op): 10:34am On Aug 25, 2013
I have being comiting crimes in many websites home and abroad sites and they ban me for life.
But Nairaland still gives grace
(1) They allow members post
(2) They give grace
(3) They are the fastest in updates due to frequent post
(3) People do login to see their post and that increases their traffic
(4) Advert is cheap
(5) Membership is free
(6) Members are regarded

Nairaland continue like this I promise I promise you would,nt fall
Abeg use style style make me moderator
LiteratureBefore The Antichrist by seniourman(op): 12:12am On Aug 25, 2013
He woke up With a mark on his left hand reading 666. He shouted he was immediately transfix and immobile. He struggled to get his bible but it became incredibly heavy.
He cried Jesus... He woked up from a dream.. He saw an extremely huge man, equivalent to the african hulk, holding a man with his left hand then throwing him in a flame of fire...
The extremely huge guy knocked on his door before he angrily pulled it down..
He took him to the open and promised his suffering would be the worst he durresd him to a chair.. He loosed his belt and brought out is pernis, the huge Man poured an hydrochloric accid in the injection before piercing it deep in his pernis mouth then pouring the acid causing the pernis to burn. The he removed the syrnge from the pernis mouth. The man screamed shaking his head .. ha......... forgive me............. oh my ahhhhhhhhh..
The huge man brought his testic(local:pernis egg) then brought a hammer saying.
"You would be castrated if you dont deny Jesus"
"No I cant I rather.. ah......."
His testis was broken and sp*erm poured like milk..
"Ahhhhhh...... ok, ok, yes av agree I would deny...
He woke up from the fifth dream not knowing he is till in.a dream.
This time it was jungle Justice.. In the sixth dream he was in a restaurant before the mob pulled a poor man outside hitting him hard causing blood to ooze.
When he asked it was that he ate without paying while searching himself he did,nt see a dime.
He approached quitely and honestly meeting the Woman and told her that he did,nt have any money.
She screamed alerting the mob. They dragged him outside put a condemn trye on him then the terryfying question.
"Would you deny him"
"No..."
Ahhh.... this was the final dream he now woke to reality. He saw a man on a shiny robe saying
"This would be your fate be prepared... you have to decide to follow me or to follow money"
"Money...."
(The man in white robe vanished)
The young being terryfied walked on the streets it was so quite it looks like the saints has it was time for the beast..
He went to a shop near by to buy food stuff....
"Gud morning sir what do you want in our shop"
"Good day ma I just want bread"
"Sorry sir we dont sell its for free..."
"Ahh then give me na..*"
"Sorry sir can I see your brand"
"How....?
"I mean your 666 brand"
"Sorry sir everything is now free and this was ordered by Obama. without your brand you cant get anything, dont let the men see you or they force you to take the brand new brand."
"Ok.. thanks..."

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If you like this thread click the like button plz. And I promise to update
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RomanceRe: Would You Marry Yourself? by seniourman(m): 1:30am On Aug 24, 2013
BUT IF AM THE ONE TO POST THIS MODS MUST RRMUV IT. as.they remuvd my post I need help
RomanceRe: Would You Marry Yourself? by seniourman(m): 12:39am On Aug 24, 2013
GIVE ME ONE REASON Y MODS SHOULD,NT REMUV DS POST
Nairaland GeneralWho Are Your Friends On Nairaland. by seniourman(op): 12:34am On Aug 24, 2013
guys plz list ur friends that u just like them due to their name or post. mine are p.guyokec born2phorkk.
micheal3okwuta. bin gbabo. dannyokec.
list yours you liked on nairaland
LiteratureNo 2nd Chance Of Beign A Kid by seniourman(op): 12:19am On Aug 24, 2013
(Grandpa was on his chair he held the picture of when he was still in secondary school.
His grand son ran to him and said.)
Chibuzour: grand pa ever since you started watching this picture you have being sobbing.
Grandpa: yea my son I was so interested that I was,nt even perceptive when you were thither to my sofa.
Chibuzour: grandpa I dont understand you
Grandpa: son you see now you,re a child you would never have the oppurtunity of beign a child in this world or the next.
CHIBUZOUR: Daddy how...
GRANDPA: see son when i was a child like you. I had dreams but due to excessive penury I could not demateriise.
Son I discovered something called Immediate growth in plant that when I suspend a beans in what you guys call comcom(tin) for atleast a weak without water but the first day you would pour water then on the seventh day pour a little glass of water right before your disbeliving eyes it would grow, I planned to be the world youngest discoverer of such thing at age of five but due to lack of money I suspended it. Such is life my son and now I cant go on and say I was five years when I discovered it they would,nt concur. But due to penury. Chie
(Sobs in tears) Thats how it is no second chance of beign a virgin. If I did,nt used my time wisely where would I have being.
In my secondary school I was the only student who did,nt engaged in mapractice yet I made it...
I was given award for the best student in english, and the most improved. If I did,nt train your father you would suffer it.
Now you ara a child take it like today is your last day on earth study... Cuz if you dont what do I say ... If you dont study now you would wish you could reverse time
CHIBUZOUR: If I dont. I would never have a second chance of beign a child od becoming a child
So my children there is no second chance in death and being a child.
If I did,nt use my time wisely I would be wishing I could go back to school. But now am watching my kids.
So again my children live girls alone, dichotomise them from your brain, anihilated them feel like none exist untill you can stand for yourselves.
See let me tell you something if she sees a celebrity you are gone. When I was dating a girl due to I was,nt a celebrity guess what she dumped me that day I brought rope to hang my self.
But when I became rich women including her came to me.
CHIBUZOUR: (meditated on this words like the world is going to be anihilated.)
-----------------------—
(The next day)
AKPORS: If I grow up I would bw like hulk I would destroy thoes doing jungle Justice
CHIBUZOUR: Akpors you would never grow
AKPORS: As in how (extremely exasperated)
CHIBUZOUR: see akpors no second chance of being a child...
(Jukours akpors partner in crime came with a block on his hand)
JUKOURS: see that girl done land in say we go do chooku chooku. Just may I carry am go restaurant.
AKPORS: (gives Jukours a hand shake) ha na u biko..
----------—
(Akpors and Jukours arrived to the most expensive restaurant in there area with two elegant looking girls.)

ELEGANT GIRL: madam how much is a plate of rice
MADAM: N10,000 aunty.
ELEGANT GIRL: okay ma put three plate of rice four bottles of champainge two man power, shawama meat, Eva wine with silver glass....
MADAM: That silver glass na N1000,000 (1m)
ELEGANT GIRL: It does,nt matter my guy is equal to the task.

(Akpors and Jukours started perspirating drops by drops)

JUKOURS: Madam I don drink so tay piis don catch me ma enter toilet.
AKPORS: Ma joinam piis i be in fellow man
MADAMsadchecks time its twelve o clock)

------------------------
(Four hours later)

Ah ah sine 12 o clock. She alerted some area boys that someone should adminiculate(aid) her in opening the door.
When they succeeded in opening the door they found that akpors and Jukours had use their bear hears in breaking the sealine for their escapes.
----------------------+
The mob quickly stripp the girls girls flooged them give the a trip of plate to wash Akpors and Jukours the exasperating children ran to the house of Chibuzour the,n they.............
--------------------
Read part two
-------------------
LiteratureNo 2nd Chance Of Beign A Kid by seniourman(op): 12:10am On Aug 24, 2013
(Grandpa was on his chair he held the picture of when he was still in secondary school.
His grand son ran to him and said.)
Chibuzour: grand pa ever since you started watching this picture you have being sobbing.
Grandpa: yea my son I was so interested that I was,nt even perceptive when you were thither to my sofa.
Chibuzour: grandpa I dont understand you
Grandpa: son you see now you,re a child you would never have the oppurtunity of beign a child in this world or the next.
CHIBUZOUR: Daddy how...
GRANDPA: see son when i was a child like you. I had dreams but due to excessive penury I could not demateriise.
Son I discovered something called Immediate growth in plant that when I suspend a beans in what you guys call comcom(tin) for atleast a weak without water but the first day you would pour water then on the seventh day pour a little glass of water right before your disbeliving eyes it would grow, I planned to be the world youngest discoverer of such thing at age of five but due to lack of money I suspended it. Such is life my son and now I cant go on and say I was five years when I discovered it they would,nt concur. But due to penury. Chie
(Sobs in tears) Thats how it is no second chance of beign a virgin. If I did,nt used my time wisely where would I have being.
In my secondary school I was the only student who did,nt engaged in mapractice yet I made it...
I was given award for the best student in english, and the most improved. If I did,nt train your father you would suffer it.
Now you ara a child take it like today is your last day on earth study... Cuz if you dont what do I say ... If you dont study now you would wish you could reverse time
CHIBUZOUR: If I dont. I would never have a second chance of beign a child od becoming a child
So my children there is no second chance in death and being a child.
If I did,nt use my time wisely I would be wishing I could go back to school. But now am watching my kids.
So again my children live girls alone, dichotomise them from your brain, anihilated them feel like none exist untill you can stand for yourselves.
See let me tell you something if she sees a celebrity you are gone. When I was dating a girl due to I was,nt a celebrity guess what she dumped me that day I brought rope to hang my self.
But when I became rich women including her came to me.
CHIBUZOUR: (meditated on this words like the world is going to be anihilated.)
-----------------------—
(The next day)
AKPORS: If I grow up I would bw like hulk I would destroy thoes doing jungle Justice
CHIBUZOUR: Akpors you would never grow
AKPORS: As in how (extremely exasperated)
CHIBUZOUR: see akpors no second chance of being a child...
(Jukours akpors partner in crime came with a block on his hand)
JUKOURS: see that girl done land in say we go do chooku chooku. Just may I carry am go restaurant.
AKPORS: (gives Jukours a hand shake) ha na u biko..
----------—
(Akpors and Jukours arrived to the most expensive restaurant in there area with two elegant looking girls.)

ELEGANT GIRL: madam how much is a plate of rice
MADAM: N10,000 aunty.
ELEGANT GIRL: okay ma put three plate of rice four bottles of champainge two man power, shawama meat, Eva wine with silver glass....
MADAM: That silver glass na N1000,000 (1m)
ELEGANT GIRL: It does,nt matter my guy is equal to the task.

(Akpors and Jukours started perspirating drops by drops)

JUKOURS: Madam I don drink so tay piis don catch me ma enter toilet.
AKPORS: Ma joinam piis i be in fellow man
MADAMsadchecks time its twelve o clock)

------------------------
(Four hours later)

Ah ah sine 12 o clock. She alerted some area boys that someone should adminiculate(aid) her in opening the door.
When they succeeded in opening the door they found that akpors and Jukours had use their bear hears in breaking the sealine for their escapes.
----------------------+
The mob quickly stripp the girls girls flooged them give the a trip of plate to wash Akpors and Jukours the exasperating children ran to the house of Chibuzour the,n they.............
--------------------
Read part two
-------------------
Romance12 Year Old Boy Burnt Alive Video by seniourman(op): 11:15am On Aug 21, 2013
I wonder why this did,nt get to the front page of nairaland but i was supposed to post this newz earlier but i was banned.

Guys plzz ooo av asked my self after they burnt
the uniport guys now a twelve year Samuel in
lagos in Akurode now on youtube everywhere am
still wandering what the government is saying
whether a no or a yes to jungle justice. If you
think am lying for the boy watch the video
below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfk7KEoCzcs#
Let the government say something a yes or a'
no to jungle justice.


I still wish this can enter the front page . because after they burnt the boy according to some eyewitness the boy was saying that the person who kidnapped the baby has escaped but the mob still killed him am still your informer seniourman
RomanceRe: Lady Gaga Show Off Her Breasts Stretch Marks by seniourman(m): 10:48am On Aug 21, 2013
slacking b***bs
LiteratureThe End Of The Living Prt 1 by seniourman(op): 9:26pm On Aug 20, 2013
Guys plzz ooo av asked my self after they burnt
the uniport guys now a twelve year Samuel in
lagos in Akure now on youtube everywhere am
still wandering what the government is saying
whether a no or a yes to jungle justice. If you
think am lying for the boy watch the video
below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfk7KEoCzcs#
Let the government say something a yes or a
no to jungle justice
PoliticsWhat Are The Government Saying About Jungle Justice by seniourman(op): 10:00am On Aug 16, 2013
Guys plzz of av asked my self after they burnt
the uniport guys now a twelve year Samuel in
lagos in Akure now on youtube everywhere am
still wandering what the government is saying
whether a no or a yes to jungle justice. If you
think am lying for the boy watch the video
below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfk7KEoCzcs#
Let the government say something a yes or a
no to jungle justice
Jokes EtcWhat Are The Government Saying About Jungle Justice by seniourman(op): 9:43am On Aug 15, 2013
Guys plzz of av asked my self after they burnt the uniport guys now a twelve year Samuel in lagos in Akure now on youtube everywhere am still wandering what the government is saying whether a no or a yes to jungle justice. If you think am lying for the boy watch the video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfk7KEoCzcs#

Let the government say something a yes or a no to jungle justice
Jokes EtcRe: Hahaha Plzz +18 by seniourman(m): 1:37am On Aug 10, 2013
Where ds maga come from
Jokes EtcRe: This Is Simply Why I Avoid Handshake by seniourman(m): 1:29am On Aug 10, 2013
This post has been hiden
RomanceRe: A Boy And A Girl Can Never Be Friends Forever by seniourman(m): 11:08pm On Aug 03, 2013
where is The pus**y na......
RomanceRe: So Girls Can Be this Cruel? She Abandoned Me After All My Love For Her. by seniourman(m): 11:02pm On Aug 03, 2013
Why u no phorkam naw. ...?
RomanceRe: Why Should My 6ta Date Ds Guy.. PICS... by seniourman(op): 10:51pm On Aug 03, 2013
Guys see There guy ooo. Na mistake na opera wey I been use

RomanceRe: Why Should My 6ta Date Ds Guy.. PICS... by seniourman(op): 5:37pm On Aug 03, 2013
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RomanceWhy Should My 6ta Date Ds Guy.. PICS... by seniourman(op): 3:51pm On Aug 03, 2013
guy see my 6ta person
RomanceAm Beginning To Dislike Nairaland by seniourman(op): 3:27pm On Aug 03, 2013
Guys some one posted something about dont be decieved see what guys wear this days...
Now it,s removed I said let me show my friends and we bet N1000 now its no more but this topic of what guys wear this days was supposed to be on the front page to inform the whole Nigerians about what is happening :-(
But a topic of bra made of silicon is in the front page..
Moderators pls stop it oo. The poster did,nt post his number why removing it mods this is unfair, but a stupid guy posted abeg i won phoc in jokes its still there till now why Some topics that supposed to be on the front page to inform the whole Nigerians about Latest developement are hidden...

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