 Romance › Re: Reasons Why Many Guys Insist On Getting Into Ladies' Pants In Relationships by Senjuchiha: 11:35pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
rubey:
You didn't just typed that!  
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by Senjuchiha: 11:23pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
If i catch u eh 
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by Senjuchiha: 11:13pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
jokesmaster:
I was coming home one Saturday evening after a hectic day and found a small bag on the ground. I opened it and behold what I found inside; $20,000 dollars!! Fear first catch me, but I took the bag home and when ...I emptied It, I found some Documents, ID card, ATM card and an Iphone. I thought about throwing the sim away and keep the phone and also dispose the documents and keep the money. After a long thought, I decided to leave things as they were, hoping that the owner would call. Not long after a call came through on the Iphone, I picked and talked with the caller. Apparently it was the owner of the bag coz he named absolutely every content of the bag. We met afterwards and i handed him the bag. he offered me $2,000 dollars but I turned it down , he collected my number and i left. Yesterday he called me and offered me a job at Chevron worth 750,000 Naira per month, a 3 bedroom flat fully furnished, and a 2012 BMW X6 As I was smiling and testing the car my brother just slapped me and said "Oya Oya Oya Wake up eba don ready. 
Did you just laugh?
Hit like 
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| Crime › Re: Calabar Boy Caught And Burnt To Death For Stealing (Graphic Photo) by Senjuchiha: 12:34pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
2 mths ago,na so dm cm ransack eyoetta str so tey dm go tif 2 churches dia musical instruments...na it una foolish pple dy say mk una dy gv police...hehehe...i daff una....left 2 me,i 4 dy catch all of dm cari gv politicians tk do blood money 4 ds election.....dia fada left yansh...mk i catch any1....d way i go tk comotam im head,even im ghost go surprise.....hehehe......dm neva chi chomting |
| Crime › Re: Calabar Boy Caught And Burnt To Death For Stealing (Graphic Photo) by Senjuchiha: 12:24pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
ellechrystal:
Mkpo ke party. These scolombo boys r horrible, they roam the streets of calabar, homeless wicked children. They r more than hundred of them. Between d ages of 6 to 20. Children o. They can rob for africa. They will walk in a group and rob u of everything u have on u, if u try to talk too much, they kill u. Politicians use them a lot for their troubles.
Last week if not this week they robbed n killed a guy o. They asked him for something like they were normal boys tasking him on d road, he willingly gave them 2000 n they asked him for phone he then pleaded with them to pity him that shey he has given them money to go n eat, n one of them just shot him just like that.
It's not been easy.
These guys r horrible. They r the true meaning of the word Wicked. If they can scrab them all, please we will be happy. That's y u c ppl happy that one is dead. Just to teach d rest a lesson ....dm neva chi chomtin |
