₦airaland Forum

thaoriginator:
...And after them go tell us say Nigeria's economy dey move forward and yet people dey die for ordinary daily bread. Thunder fiyah Poverty Ðevelopment Party and their supporter anyweh dem deh

n dt same thunda fire Assocition of present Criminals n dia suuppoters anywr dm dy even na 4 dia mama womb

mencade4:
apc and bribe....chaiiiii

is lyk garri n gnut

Faibuhari:
APC and thuggery

r lyk bread n butter

Sms d illiteracy of buhari,d highness of tifnubu n d stupidity of amaechi chibuzor has affected d brains of sm of ds nlandas hia....dadi g.o gv a warnin 2 pastors in general 2 refuse d gifts of politicians else dy incur d wrath of God n u retarded bastards started calling names n pointing accusin fingas on d mogs...thereby heaping hot coals on ur heads n incuring d wrath of God on ur lyf....rememba mariam n aaron agnst moses....d Lord knows those dt r his....he who has ears,let him hia....i dn tok my own finish

CJ310:
I don't like the fact that "pastors" and "christians" are sending scary messages exposing "kingdom secrets" about buhari trying to islamise Nigeria and that which ever religion rules in 2015 will have dominion for the next 100yrs. As a christian, I don't want to be religiously bias. I'm for who will do the job better, christian or muslim. And for everybody's info, Nigeria will never ever forever be islamised. Anybody who thinks of it, my God will take him out shaperly!


By the way, Jonathan is not a born again christian. Reports have it that he's neck deep into traditional worship so at best he's a church goer. Will a christian do all that he has done? Does he display the spirit and leading of God in all he does? We don't have a christian president to be honest.

*spraying anti-pdp insecticide*

...xo,wts d moral of d story?

Jesusloveyou:
it is a year of judgement for those fake pastors.i hate any pastor that preach money(materials things) than to preach christ(salvation).sold their souls with 6bnaira,i can't even sell my soul with 100bnaira.nonsense.

....guy,urliegidigan.....o boi,u dy lie

This is cald,slave trade

Eleyigidi gan

I dey laff ooooooo! If you were asked to get
married at the age of the last two digits of your
phone number... Which age will your's
be....Mine is 70. reply me and pass it on to
others to see funny reply.....dnt stop d fun.

In d words of 2shotz....'no gree go sch tok say him no knw...tif!,ole!!,cary am go..u say na ur 1st tym abi no b xo?,tif!!,ole!!! cari go!!!!!when u hia 'bring waec,ur eye dn dy clear,tif!!!ole!!!!cary am go!!!!!u cm go do oluwole(forgery),abi u no dy fia?tif,ole,cary am go....buhari....ole....go do debate..buhari....ole.ameachi..onyoshi,cari am go...tifnubu....'

U're excused,imp

1st,smash dia balls agnst 2 stones,dn skin dm alive b4 u crucify dia flayed bodies 4 d vultures 2 feast on

bayulll01:
you are too blinded with hate for tinubu did he knack ur momma akpako and ran away we know Tinubu is corrupt but that is at state level and we will soon embarrass him,but your stupiid president is so dull,too dull to govern a local government,imagine ken saro wiwa alive he will be utterly ashamed of him,when Obj was the president he got more critics from the yorubas!but u people have decide to support a failure,shame on you people

....mumuyingidi gan....'i say ds mumu is strong!'

Buhari1:
GMB GRAND FATHER OF ALMAJIRIS BUT GEJ IS PRIDING HIMSELF WITH BUILDING 1000 ALMAJIRI SCHOOLS. WHO BE THE REAL GREAT GRAND FATHER? D SCHOOLS R FOR ALMAJIRIS LIKE U. YEYE.

GMB 2015

,,,haceeee,aboki,go 2 ur class

olas24u:
check Buhari,s election results in 2003,2007, 2011 and say he his not qualified. Democracy is about people ,when they want you and vote for you you are qualified. even if you say he his not qualified ,he his still qualified with a primary school education and 10 years experience.He has enough.If you ever heard of Buhari& idiagbon regime you will know the person that was really in action.The former president of Brazil was a shoe maker and he ruled and took the country towards prosperity .GEJ had no shoes could not change the situation.

walahitalahi dt abki senile wld neva b president

Eluwilussit:
There's nothing like propaganda here. Tinubu I don't like an inch but in this case, Asiwaju is right. Abi una think say Jagaban na father Xmas?

I would be stupid to believe that Buhari's hands are not tired. His legs as well may be tied.

In third world countries, the winner takes all. Unfortunately, a lot of idiots here really believe APC.

APC will only start another Merry-go-round of corruption. How will these former corrupt allies from PDP and other moribund parties, suddenly become progressives and agents of change?

The harvest is ready once again.

walahi ta allahi......buhari wld neva bcm nigeria's president....tufiakwa...arueme

gabriel212:
PDP and moribund propaganda after people are not buying the characters assassination against GMB they av resorted to bashing BAT for South West vote.
kinda jòò
in addition,

Federal Government employed 30000 personnel to fight bokoharam.
But employed 75000 troops for Osun gubernatorial election.

The federal government did not eradicate bokoharam before Election date were fixed over 6months ago but planning to shift election barely 8days claiming to eradicate bokoharam within the short period.

Federal government still claim to pay subsidy when the price of OIL had slide by over 50%
And the Price of diesel still hang on 150 naira/litre.

The TRAIN commissioned in Makurdi in the morning by Namadi Sambo was moved at night on a truck for commissioning in another part of the Country.

Nigeria sold an average of 2million barrels of Crude Oil at an Average of $100/barrels, budgets proposal of $65/barrels for over 3years yet our ECA & FOREIGN RESERVED is nothing to write home about and the Average Nigerians had to suffer for it through Naira devaluation.

Kerosene were subsidised by FG to 50naira for the past 2years yet the Nigerians are still buying it above 70naira/litre.

Banks will raise the interest rate in few weeks due to Naira devaluation therefore killing our SME and making our country unfit for business.

GEJ said before KOGI monarch that it is normal for a government not to PERFORM during his first tenure yet forgetting he had said that IF he cannot do it in Four years he can NEVER do anything thing even in 100 years and he is asking for second term.

GEJ claimed to be a Christian yet celebrating is approval by the association of Witch and Wizard, and Babalawo association of Ekiti. Due to his desperation for victory.


Don't fall for the sympathy gimmicks again (ONCE BEATING TWICE SHY)!

VOTE WISELY!
VOTE CHANGE
VOTE THE APC FOR BETTER NIGERIA!
GOD BLESS NIGERIA

..guy,ur mumu strong

clevvermind:
i don't really know what is wrong with that lady. she can't think properly again.

dnt mynd her..d person dt cursed her of mumuism is dead,d 1 dt cld cure her is also dead..so she's a hopeless case

berem:
PDP and their useless propaganda. How far can they go?

is everytng about pdp....na wa 4 u ooo...da,ur mumu strong

Me,m playin uncharted:drakes's fortune on ps3

Wt of all d prostitutes dt promised free sex if buhari wins nko? Is dt nt a bigger endorsement 4 indecency?

Armed boko haram members entered a church
while the service was going on.they asked
them to close every door and windows so that
nobody can escape.they counted the number
of worshippers and they were 200.they told
them they would kill 150 out of these
members but in an alphabetical order of
names starting with the pastors.they
approached the senior pastor asking;whats
your name?pastor said zechariah zwinginar.the
next pastor said zebede zacheus,the next
pastor said zemmanuel zwilliams..........they
approached the elders....the first one said
zarepath zolomon..the next one said zalade
zomorin..the next one said zesther
zoluwatimilehin..they approached the choir
and the first chorister out of fear pointed to
the organist and said his name is abraham
awolowo..the organist screamed and said he is
a liar.my name is zabraham zawolowo..........if
u were in d congregation,what will be your
name?be sincere

Armed boko haram members entered a church
while the service was going on.they asked
them to close every door and windows so that
nobody can escape.they counted the number
of worshippers and they were 200.they told
them they would kill 150 out of these
members but in an alphabetical order of
names starting with the pastors.they
approached the senior pastor asking;whats
your name?pastor said zechariah zwinginar.the
next pastor said zebede zacheus,the next
pastor said zemmanuel zwilliams..........they
approached the elders....the first one said
zarepath zolomon..the next one said zalade
zomorin..the next one said zesther
zoluwatimilehin..they approached the choir
and the first chorister out of fear pointed to
the organist and said his name is abraham
awolowo..the organist screamed and said he is
a liar.my name is zabraham zawolowo..........if
u were in d congregation,what will be your
name?be sincere

Armed boko haram members entered a church
while the service was going on.they asked
them to close every door and windows so that
nobody can escape.they counted the number
of worshippers and they were 200.they told
them they would kill 150 out of these
members but in an alphabetical order of
names starting with the pastors.they
approached the senior pastor asking;whats
your name?pastor said zechariah zwinginar.the
next pastor said zebede zacheus,the next
pastor said zemmanuel zwilliams..........they
approached the elders....the first one said
zarepath zolomon..the next one said zalade
zomorin..the next one said zesther
zoluwatimilehin..they approached the choir
and the first chorister out of fear pointed to
the organist and said his name is abraham
awolowo..the organist screamed and said he is
a liar.my name is zabraham zawolowo..........if
u were in d congregation,what will be your
name?be sincere

Armed boko haram members entered a church
while the service was going on.they asked
them to close every door and windows so that
nobody can escape.they counted the number
of worshippers and they were 200.they told
them they would kill 150 out of these
members but in an alphabetical order of
names starting with the pastors.they
approached the senior pastor asking;whats
your name?pastor said zechariah zwinginar.the
next pastor said zebede zacheus,the next
pastor said zemmanuel zwilliams..........they
approached the elders....the first one said
zarepath zolomon..the next one said zalade
zomorin..the next one said zesther
zoluwatimilehin..they approached the choir
and the first chorister out of fear pointed to
the organist and said his name is abraham
awolowo..the organist screamed and said he is
a liar.my name is zabraham zawolowo..........if
u were in d congregation,what will be your
name?be sincere

Me...just finished god of war 1,2,n 3 nw m playing dante's inferno....hope 1 finish it b4 2 n play uncharted

Tell us hw much u guyz gave 2 mbak a 2 endorse ur radical islamist n 2ndly
did u c wn dy collected d money,wr u dy....gv us proof....rotimi 'chinedu' amaechi

jnrbayano:
How do you measure the couples closeness, understanding etc?

Besides you can't use "probably" to qualify "seriousness"

both

Breeze dn blow,fowl yansh don open,fada dy wia trousa n tifnubu dn confess say aboki no get sefitikate......chai,i neva chi chomtin 4 9ja....i 2 luv ds country....powerful country wr anytng cn hapn

babyosisi:
Birds of the same plumage

....high weed 2geda

bettercreature:
Haters lounge...sai Buhari
You guys should go and drink costic soda

...c ur life,...y cnt u admit d truth 4 1ce

1 dt probably leads 2 marriage wr both couples v understood each other i.e complementing both dia strenghts n weaknesses n wr dy behave like siblings 2wds each oda