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Davido is suffering from inferiority complex.
Always finding it hard to accept the God damn truth.
Wtf is" banana fall on you " bla bla bla.
Davido is just a bald headed idiot with no iota of wisdom for good music always singing trash, no different from his Aids infected rival called wizkid.

So what about the snake? Are we gonna let it go just like that?
If the monkey should be arrested the snake who swallowed jamb funds and the cows that's been causing havoc all over Nigeria shouldn't be left out.
Please someone should tell Buhari that he belongs to the zoo, come 2019 he should contest for the zoo keeper of ibadan zoo and don't ever think to contest for the president of Nigeria, else Aisha is gonna join Yusuf in grave

Ipod is long dead and gone.
Nnamdi kanu is long dead and forgotten.
Biafra is long dead and gone.
Ojukwu is a goner.
Nonsense!!!

What the fork ia wrong with our NPF.
Thousands of souls are being killed by fulani herds men on a daily basis instead of them going in search of these blood sucking demons they are trying to cut down stuffs that gives immeasurable joy to guys.
What's wrong in taking codeine, ref, skunk, weed or Alomo? What the fork is wrong with any of those?
Is there anything feeling that can be compared smoking skunk, sipping your coke mixed with codeine and keeping body and soul together with two road side hoes with firm boobs? I don't think so.
Love and let's live, live your life peacefully and forking stop dictating how others are gonna live theirs.
Nonsense!!!

How're you going to feel as a man working as a receptionist? Do you even have sense at all.
Looks more odd than a guy working as a nurse.

Children of the best president Nigeria ever had.
Abacha may your soul continue to rest in peace.
You got my maximum respect sir.
Awumen

What kind of lazy and gullible man is this.
Just beat her? Your mates are killing their girlfriend's cos insults less offensive than yours and you couldn't split her throat when she told you that shits.
Hoes doesn't deserve no mercy, Find her wherever she's and do justice to her.
My two cents

Who says she can't have him because he's married? What kind of myopic reasoning his that.
Sister listen to me carefully, if you know you're truly in love with him go for him, overlook his Marital status that shit doesn't count.
Do anything to get the man you love, executing his wife won't be a bad idea.
Don't be an idiot go for what you want okay.

Unlike the dirty men and fake sailors on the street called Baggas.
Big ups to all the fine boys in the building

Chrisbeks:
Mr Man, you're just a senseless idiot

may we all sail to anchor more treasures from G.P,no wenkule pricing of HL shall draw us backk.
Awumen my brother

timwudz:
You'd sure have your useless life ended in a more gruesome manner..


idiot of all fools.. your mama probably thought she gave birth.. nope! she wasted strength at child birth

Awumen ooo we not meant to be seen but to be felt.
Neat on campus and rough on island
No price no pay.

Just one person dead? Cultists these days are becoming unnecessary lazy.
Back then in Lasu around 2001 to 2002 whenever we attacked the school campus or any neighboring school we always make sure we kill at least 25 to 30 people and not forgetting to cut off their heads.
Please you guys really need to step up your game.
Awumen.
No friend no foe
Who Bleep up must collect.
Lubber wey no sabi sail, water go carry am go.
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I echo a very rugged 101 to all rugged sealords may the new moon bring down the Kajorla from G.p that will lead us to sail to the treasure island..Na me Na me lalalalala rugged bloodsucker sailing florida,atlanta,nicosia,and the rugged deck riviera,may our blood not clot in our veins and may we sail to Gp treasures,,I echo a must rugged awumen to my grand eye and S.E Bolaji carew..May our atukpa shine forever.. May we sail to salt and not to dust.
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I'm a proud BAN mahn, and I'll be a Sailor till death.

If you still want to maintain your sex free relationship then all you have to do is explore the street and get any sex starved guy to drill your pussy till its going to start a depth competition with oil wells in bayelsa.
There's nothing wrong in fornication or adultery, don't be fooled by these modern days doctrines.
Read deep into your religious book and you'll find out your Bible highly support fornication and adultery. God killed onan for not spilling his semen into the damn pussy of his brother's wife.
So my deal, what I'm trying to say in essence is that don't deprive your self of sexual pleasure cos of a very lame commitment you took out of sheer stupidity.
My two cents

LessNoise:
This ur hand hard pass my bathing sponge,are you a bricklayer

Once did a very mean job before i got admission bro. Can you please volunteer any hand cream that helps in softening hands? Please

purem:
Is like you've know that you will soon die that's why it's so much bothers you so you think creating numerous thread can reverse your life

RIP in advance bro

Belated RIP to your brain bro

Okay

Targatarga:
Did you change your soaps/detergents? That may be a culprit...
Try and watch your diet too by taking lot of fruits and vegetables.

Yea i changed my soap and my cream recently, do you think that's the cause?

purem:
See this one

Oga you don geh virus.

Wait 4 death to kom kill u

This is a sign that you will die in some months

Whatever happened to your brain tho

munas:
You are a fool and very senseless...

Who was the person that came out of non-where and took him to the hospital and later disappeared ?
The doctor did his job and he was paid for it...But it was God who preserved his life and made it possible for him to be rescued and taken to the hospital by an angel who appeared in human form.

Hr did right by thanking God...he can aslo go and thank the medical team that worked on him

You are a very stupid slowpoke and a manner less idiot.
I just wish I could get hold of you right now.
Mentally retarded sheeple

biacan:
Go and visit a dermatologist asap

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Please help me

TribesNG:
Mumu, why do u think Kings of Israel respects prophet of God even though they ain't the one that goes out to battle?
U sound like an uncircumcised philistine.

The guy is thanking God bro, what if it's the prayer of the pastor over his members that made God to send his angel or someone to direct them to the hospital? Where was the doctor dat did operation when he was in the bush bleeding to death? Abi na doctor make dem spend a whole 4hours looking for someone in the bush?
Y'all shall follow ur savour that fonicates (Daddy Freeze) to hell.

Foolish sheeple, which didn't they operate him in the bush. You're just a senseless swine

salvation101:
u didn't read the part where the rescuers where looking for him for 4hrs?u didn't see where a doctor already told dem he was dead nd d next hospital also rejected him? U didn't see d part dat a man appeared from no where and took dem to where he got d medical care and d man disappeared till date? How could u not see e d miracle in dis or u were just after the likes and shares u were gonna get from nairaland atheists? Well, one day u will find ursef on a crossroad in life nd these nairaland folks won't be able to help you. Dat day u will av to call on God u spend ur time bashing on Nairaland

You're a fool. My only here is giving 90% of his appreciation to his pastor who was barely there when everything was going on.
slowpoke Bleep off please

exclusive7:
People have minor injuries and die from it.
This guy had his stomach sliced open,
had his intestine cut,
spent approximately 4hours in the bush bleeding out,
he got delayed and rejected in 2 hospitals.. Yet he lives today
There is a Living God bro...

Read the post again. He gave his pastor the large portion of his thanks instead of God and the doctors who carried out the operation.
I'm not against him thanking God

exclusive7:
I wanted to comment on the above shit till I saw your a "senseless idiot"...
At least I know your problem now.

Lol. Overlook the name and tell me if I'm wrong with what I said

Lol. He's thanking his pastor, I guess his pastor was the one that conducted the operation.
Or his pastor was the one who spent nights at the ward always checking up on him.
Or his pastor was the one who spent not less than 10 years schooling just to get medical experience.
He also skipped appreciating the man who freely volunteered and took him and the conductor to the teaching hospital.
He didn't appreciate the soldiers that left their duties and took up the burden from there.
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All these sheeples are clowns, God forbid if the opposite happened his family members would come online ranting and insulting all medical doctors in Nigeria.
Nigga is giving all praises to his pastors forgetting the doctors and nurses who spent weeks to make sure he's fine.
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Btw mai first post on NL got an ftc, ahhh. Lalasticala, seun make ena come pay me o