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Pretty. Buh weezy is onto the next one

Shitty country. Psfffffff

Really?

SERIOUS

Lol

Lol. F.uck shit

ibro2much:
For which category of vehicle?if its a car or jeep its acceptable but for trucks and lorries you'll need a bigger one

it's a car. Thank u sir

Please is small fire extingusher(500ml) acceptable or must it be the big ones.
Thanks

BULLSHIT. EVERYTHING UV WRITTEN.

FYI. I TALKED WITH SOME PEOPLE AND I GOT A BREAKDOWN OF THE WHOLE DEAL.
U ALWAYS CLAIMING SAINT WITH UR WRITE UPS BUT IN REAL LIFE U R ON THE CONTRARY.

U DISCREDITED A NAIRALANDER I MADE MENTION OF TO U SAYING ALL SOR OF TRASH ABOUT HIM(THAT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS THO)

ALL I'M ADVISING U IS BE STRAIGHTFORWARD TO ALL THESE PEOPLE MAKING ENQUIRIES. U R FAR FROM THAT.
I'M DONE EXCHANGING WORDS OR TALKING WITH U ON PHONE.

LAGOS REMAINS THE BEST BAIT FOR RIDE.

The duty u paid has a receipt of 104k and u charged me a whooping 180k. Dude ur neva honest.
This niccur has only one intention. And dat is to lure people into cotonou by portraying himself as a saint here making his posts look sincere.

ONCE HE LURES U IN THEIR, NICCUR WILL START SPEAKING FRENCH.

MY ADVICE TO ANYBODY HERE IS FORGET COTONOU. IT'S A HOAX.

KINDLY BUY UR VEHICLE IN LAGOS.
IF THIS DUDE GIVES U A BUDGET OF 1MILL, KINDLY GO WITH EXTRA 300K COS HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING.

THERE IS NOTHING LIKE JELAD VENTURES, ITS JUST A FRONT AND A ONE MAN'S SHOW SO ITS FUNNY TO ME WHEN THIS DUDE SAYS WE AT JELAD VENTURES.

THIS NICCUR BROUGHT BAC MY RIDE WITH A SMASHED WINDSHIELD WITH THE EXCUSE THAT THE SCREEN SMASHED DUE TO SUN RAYZ. CAN U IMAGINE?

SECONDLY HE DELIVERED MY RIDE WITHOUT THE REMOTE, SPOILT CAR STEREO, MISSING JACK AND WHAT HAVE U.

THIS NICCUR IS NOT HONEST.

FORGET ALL THESE SAINTLY POSTS U READ. I KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING AND I'M WAITING FOR GBENGA TO COME AND ANSWER OR DISPUTE MY POSTS.

The Avalon above is mine. Gbenga I need answers why u charged me 180k for duty when receipt says otherwise. I need answer to that first

Now my experience buying a car from cotonou through gbenga is not worth it.
I will be back to post details step by step

Pathetic

HMMMM I ACTUALLY LUV DIS THREAD WITH THE LUV AND COMPOSURE EXHIBITED.
WAS ONCE LIKE DIS FROM BIRTH TILL AROUND 14 OR D/ABOUT.
ALWAYS KEPT TO MYSELF, NEVER LIKED PEOPLE OR BEIN AROUND EM. BUH ALL DAT CHANGED AS I ENTERED THE UNI,
DUNNO HOW IT HAPPENED BUH I BECAME THE OPPOSITE OF WAT I WAS FROM BIRTH.
I GUESS FORCED SOCIALISATION PLAYED A PART.
NOW I FIND DIS TRAITS IN MY 2 AND HALF YR OLD DAUGHTER,
SHE STARTED SKOOL AT 1,
KEEPS TO HERSELF IN CLASS,
STAYS MILES APART FROM ODA KIDS DURING LUNCH IN CLASS,
GATHERS ALL THE TOYS IN CLASS TO HERSELF AND PLAYS WITH EM ALL BY HERSELF,
NEVER TALKS TO STRANGERS,
BUH ONE HELLUVA CRAZY GURL WEN SHE GETS HOME.
I GUESS DAS JUS WHO SHE IS AND I LUV HER TO THE MOON AND BACK.

I LUV DIS THREAD.

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SENSUAL MAN.

[quote author=Funmi_le_hot]witches are real in akwa ibom

but one just have to take his mind off them,that's the good side [/quote]TRUE TALK JARE,
THOSE WEY NO KNOW NO GO KNOW.
ANY SMALL PIKIN/OLD WOMAN WITCH WEY TRY ME AGAIN GO HEAR AM
NA TO GO BINI GO PREPARE COM BAK 4 DEM.

CORPER SENSUAL,
THE OBONG OF AKWA IBOM

YAWNS...

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Charles Shaw:

Akwa ibom men r the jewest men v eva com across. They r not sharp atall, with their funny kpako Pidgin/Engirish Lingua

....and am not in oron but witches dey everywher

LWKMD @ AKWA IBOM MEN
VERY TRUE SHA,

AKWA IBOM CAN LIKE WITCH TINZ EHN..

[quote author=m'corazon]Barrka de sallah to u too dear.u guys re rily having fun.its all gud jare.ve fun,its ur tym.flex d town wella[/quote]BUT U U DON SHOP ENUF RAM MEAT TODAY NAA, KWUO KWA EZIOKWU O AND U NA ABUJA BIG GIRL NOW,
NO ALLOW SENATORS ANYTHING TO DISTRACT YOU O LOL. I TRUST U SHA..

M'CORAZON NWANYI MARA MMA I SEE U VIEWING EVEN THO OTHER PEEPS R VIEWING ALONGSIDE U BUT NA ONLY U I DEY SEE JOOR,
HOWDY?
BARRKA DE SALLAH TO U.

CHILLING WITH MY HOMMIE SHAW, FUNMI SHAW, AND MY SUWEEEEET CAMP BABE, UDUAK.
BELIEV ME MY BABE CARRY BACK AND FRONT AND SHE FROM CALABAR.
FLEXING THINGS DON BEGIN JOOR,
YEAH GOTTA LETCHA KNOW DIS 1,

WE GOING TO BEACH TOMMORROW @ IBENO, IS A HOLIDAY MEHN...

WEY ALL THOSE "UNFOLLOWS THREAD" PEEPS WEY NO DEY LIKE KNOW WETIN WE DEY CHOP
HERE IT GOES:
NA WHITE SOUP WITH WHITE RICE AND BIG GOAT MEAT WE JUST CHOP FINISH,

AM STILL HAVING TOOTHPICK IN MY MOUTH. LOL

Charles Shaw: Carresses lips with tongue like funmi,
Yummmmmmy
Boiled plantain with cow leg is veri popular, and chicken is freakin cheap here, N400 chicken Big like full chicken and a plate of confirm Afang soup that tastes better than mama's with Big goat meat is a paltry N250.
Emedi o!

Ayaya o!

WITH THOSE SMALL SMALL SNAILS, PERIWINKLE AND OKPOROKO ADDED INSIDE THE THICK AFANG SOUP,
NOT TO TALK OF THE VERY SOFT WHITE AKPU

BTW, WHERE IS DAT KINKIE LET HER COM OUT AND TALK NOW

SENSUAL MAN,
THE OBONG OF AKWA IBOM

ESIERE O!

AYAYA O!!!

Charles Shaw: Translation pleasssse.......

LOL JUST PROVERB ADRESSED TO CHIEF OGBECHE IN A LANGUAGE HE WILL UNDERSTAND FOR HIM TO STOP HIDING MY POSTS

REMEMBER "IBENO BEACH" TINZ 2MAO, SEE U IN DA EVENNING.

IS UR NWA BACK?

BA MI NA OMO MI KO DE INU OLOMO
@ OGBECHE. LOL


SENSUAL,

ILE OBA TO JO EWA LO BUKUN.

SENSUAL,

tuktudicko: ^^^
Hehehehehehehe!!
Make I stop 2dey quote u b4 sir Ogbeche follo hide my own posts...
Biology ke!!! YOU? 2 nursing students??
Chaiiiiii!!! Dem don put fish 4 cat mouth
Na practical tins sure pass 4 u ooo
But yet protruding or not *no yerima tins*

LMAO! NA SO I SEE AM O, POSTING WAS DONE ACCORDING TO DISCIPLINE THO I WORKED IT TO STATE CAPITAL SHAA AND WAS COOL WITH ANYWHERE SO FAR IT WAS UYO.
NO YERIMA TINZ O!
[s]JUST DON'T KNOW WHY AWUSA PEOPLE LIKE UNDER-AGE TOTO[/s]

kinkie: eh u neva cease to amaze me on this thread.I hardly
comment on nairaland i only read & go.

YET U CHOSE TO BE A
CRITIQUE TO AN ACTIVE MEMBER HUH?
NO QUALMS.
DONT TAKE OFFENSE O,
THIS UR THREAD SEEKING CURE FOR UR SAGGED B.REASTS GOT ME ROTFLMFAO
https://www.nairaland.com/1134535/cure-sagging-br.east

N.B: ONLY ON NL DO U FIND PPL USE THE WORD "MY FRIEND" INSTED OF DEMSELVES

SENSUAL MAN OF AKWA IBOM
THE ONLY SENSUAL MAN ON NL
GET USED TO THE NAME