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tuktudicko: U shud av just continued 2read n pass o *GHOST MODE TINZ*
Bsides hw well dyu knw d said boo, ?
Me sef can BET u dat he izz truly in luv wit her Oya wat r we betting on *i av a few ideas*

LIKE SAY NA HER KPONMO BUSINESS, MTSHWWWWWWW.
TUK MY HOMMIE, NWANNE MMADU, HOW U DOING JOOR, THESES DAYS U TOO U JUST READ AND PASS AND ONLY DROP FEW NOTES, NA WA OO!
ABEG FREE DAT NNUNU, ME TIRE O! ME NO GET STRENGTH DIS MAWNING.
U KNOW SOM BROTHERS ARE CELEBRATING TODAY SO IS
NOT GOOD TO THROW BANTER @ ANYONE SHAA,
AND SHEBI U R SERVING IN LAG? SHE'S ASKING OF ANY FINE BOBO CORPER SERVING IN OGBA

[quote author=Funmi_le_hot]returning back to uyo from home place lasgidi 2mao sure pass.
missing my boo like crazy,missing my friends,miss etighi dance,missing afang soup,edikaikong,native soup,white soup, lol
still not gotten over mami days [/quote]AJEBO BABY I DEY FEEL U POSTS JOOR, ETIGHI DANCE DEY, ALL THOSE SUWEEET SOUPS STILL DEY
UR SO ONPOINT.
WE ALL WAITING FOR U IN UYO [S]MAKE FLEXING TINZ CONTINUE[/s]
U COMING IN BY AIR?
WE ALL LOVE U AND WE MISS U JARE....
EMEDI O!

SENSUAL MAN OF AKWA IBOM,
THE ONLY SENSUAL MAN ON NL.
AKWA IBOM AYAYA O!

WHO BE DIS MUSLIM GIRL RANTING BY 1:AM??
FASTING HUNGER DON DO U STRONG THING SHAA

CHIEF OGBECHE KILODE NAA?
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^ HAHAHAHA FUNMI U WAN USE LAFF SCATTER MY HEAD O WITH THE UNFOLLOWS THREAD BLOKE!
MR 'UNFOLLOWS THREAD' FOLLOW INSULT ME AS WELL O
MR 'UNFOLLOWS THREAD', IS STILL UR HOMMIE U HATE TO LOVE, SENSUAL MAN, THE ONLY SENSUAL MAN ON NAIRALAND .
LOOKS LEFT AND RIGHT SEARCHING FOR CHIEF OGBECHE

EMEDI O!

[quote author=Charles
Shaw].[/quote]HAPPY NEW MONTH TO YOU BRO!!!
[quote author=Funmi_le_hot]waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! thank God today
is better than yesterday
goodmorning Darllllliiiiiiiiiinnnng and happy new month to you for the
second time
on the dinning table having indomie,fried egg,toasted bread and a cup
of juice for breakfast, do u care to join? [/quote]BREAKFAST:
ATAMA SOUP WITH BIG GOAT MEAT, SNAIL, OKPOROKO, PIECES OF PERIWINKLE,
SMALL SMALL PIECES OF DRY FISH, AND A VERY SOFT WHITE AKPU
CARE TO JOIN?

[quote author=Omni_Sparrow]Come o...u go okada or ekpoma?[/quote]IRRELEVANT QUESTION..
I LIKE THIS DUDE EHN...HE CAN SABI LIE.
U UNDERWENT OPERATION(APENDECTOMY) AND U CLAIM U DOWNED 5 BOTTLES OF CHEAP ELLIOT??
WHO I GO ASK NI?
U WAND BELONG NI?
KPAM KPAM KPAM KPAM AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

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[quote author=Funmi_le_hot]lol we are here o. omg! salivating
already,mmmmmmmmmmmm yummmmmmmmmmy! these were my two favorite soups in
camp with semovita...goat meat untop and a glass of expensive shayo

first time i ate theses soups in camp i fell in love with them. am
missing akwa ibom camp seriously.
shout out to all my akwa ibom peeps- sensual daddy, lol, uduak, farouk
senior and my badooooooooooooooooooo lots of love,cant wait to get
back [/quote]AJEBO BABY
FUNMI SHAW
I DEY FEEL U JOOR, I DEY MISS U AND NUFFING DO U SHAAA..
U KNOW WAT? I'VE DISCOVERED A NEW JOINT WHERE THEY ADD SNAIL ONTOP GOAT MEAT TO AFANG SOUP, AND ALSO THEY PREPARE COW LEG WITH PLANTAIN PORRODGE, TRUST ME, U'D LOVE IT SERIOUSLY AND THEY DO SELL OUR BRAND SHAYO
E DEY MAKE SENSE EHN...TRY SHOW BACK EARLY O!
ME STILL NA FLEXING TINZ, CHECKING OUT DEM PREETY AKWA IBOM GURLS WITH MY BRITISH FLOWS TO GET EM LAID...
AKWA IBOM AYAYA!
AKWA IBOM ADO OK!
EMEDI O!
EMESIERE O!

[quote author=Funmi_le_hot]lol we are here o. omg! salivating
already,mmmmmmmmmmmm yummmmmmmmmmy! these were my two favorite soups in
camp with semovita...goat meat untop and a glass of expensive shayo

first time i ate theses soups in camp i fell in love with them. am
missing akwa ibom camp seriously.
shout out to all my akwa ibom peeps- sensual daddy, lol, uduak, farouk
senior and my badooooooooooooooooooo lots of love,cant wait to get
back [/quote]AJEBO BABY
FUNMI SHAW
I DEY FEEL U JOOR, I DEY MISS U AND NUFFING DO U SHAAA..
U KNOW WAT? I'VE DISCOVERED A NEW JOINT WHERE THEY ADD SNAIL ONTOP GOAT MEAT TO AFANG SOUP, AND ALSO THEY PREPARE COW LEG WITH PLANTAIN PORRODGE, TRUST ME, U'D LOVE IT SERIOUSLY AND THEY DO SELL OUR BRAND SHAYO
E DEY MAKE SENSE EHN...TRY SHOW BACK EARLY O!
ME STILL NA FLEXING TINZ, CHECKING OUT DEM PREETY AKWA IBOM GURLS WITH MY BRITISH FLOWS TO GET EM LAID...

:::::::YAWNS::::::

[quote author=Omni_Sparrow]Bloody jew[/quote]LOOOOOOL

Farouk senior: ... D̶̲̥̅̊ funi ting abt D̶̲̥̅̊ aks camp 4us
guys...b say U̶̲̥̅̊ fit declare ya blood group...though risk
D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣...bt in mellow..boizs de declare τ̅☺ achieve...lol. i
lyk em gals..Пφ send.. Once we ball on Tuesday..Ŋª matches left ryt nd
centre...♏ε̲̣̣̣̥ don get ma venue sef..lwkmd. Larra pals..

U BE CORRECT GUY JOOR, EVERYTHING HAPPENS AT MELLOW, PLESSING BLESSSSS, FIIINGEERRING, KISSSING, LAP DANCE, U NAME IT,
AKWA IBOM CAMP TOO MUCH JARE.

PERMISSION TO RETIRE TO BED!

I DON SUCK AND PLESS BLESSSSSS TIRE,
JUST SAW MY NWA OFF TO HER HOSTEL ROOM,
MEANWYL VARIETY NIGHT IS STILL ROCKING AT THE PAVILLION.

REMOVES HEAD DRESS,
HIP HIP HIP! HOOOOOOORRRRRRRRAYYY!

AKWA IBOM AYAYA!
NEXT IS CARNIVAL FOLLOWED BY BURNFIRE NIGHT.

ESIERE O!

[quote author=Charles
Shaw] G'mornin peeps...
Hang over tinz from las night's party @ mellows with funmi, the only 1
and uduak
Las night smoooosching was on point, sexy chics on bum shorts with big
burreestss goin down low on me, nna ehn... uwa ke atogbuole onwe ya
Drinks wan finish me last night @ mellows: Red label, Night train,
somany glasses of Baron.
Nwanne...ego agbadala o!

Farouk i c u...

Another groove tonight, Variety Night, can't wait... As e dey hot.
[/quote]LMFAO HEHEHE LAST NITE SHAYO WAS BEHUBAY!
NWANNE UWA WU MMI MMI DAAA ENWEROR IFE NEME KPOSHI ARI YARI DAA
I COULDNT SECURE A SEAT EARLY AT THE PAVILLION SO AM AT THE NORMAL PLACE WITH UDUAK PRESSING AND SUCKING HER BIG BERRESSSTS
AM HEARING OBS ANNOUNCING COMPETITION FOR MISS HOT LEGS, LEMME BE FEELING BIG BERRESSSTS FOR NOW, THE CROWD @ PAVILLION NA DIE.
HOLLA @ U LERRA BRO!

[quote author=Funmi_le_hot]lol

Parade onpoint.
a big show,variety night sponsored by mtn and guiness nigeria will be coming up 2mao @ pavillion,can't wait.
booty shaking things
akwa ibom ado ok,akwa ibom ayaya o![/quote]BABE EMESIERE O , MMOKOM?
AM LEARNING AKWA IBOM SMALL SMALL O

GOOD MORNIN PEEPS, THE ONLY 1 REPORTING FROM AKWA IBOM CAMP IN COLLABORATION WITH FUNMI'S REPORT.
NYSC DG WAS HERE LIVE YESTERDAY.
THE MAN IS JUST ON POINT WITH EXCESS CHARISMA.

FRIDAY NIGHT IS VARIETY NIGHT, AND DOING THAT "THING" IS ALLOWED
SHA IF UR IN AKWA IBOM CAMP AND U'VE STILL NOT DONE THAT THING U R WROOOONNG!

EKPANKUKWO ON POINT THIS MORNING @ MAMI.
EKPANKUKWO IS A DELICACY PREPARED WITH COCOYAM PORRIDGE, FISH, PERIWINKLE, OMG! I CANT WAIT TO GO AND CHAOW ABEG, EVENNING NA TOTO TINZ, MY ONLY CHAOW @ NIGHT

IMAGINE O SOLDIERS FORCEFULLY DROVE US OUT FROM MAMI BECOS OF LECTURE WHEN I NO EVEN FINISH MY DELICIOUS PORRIDGE PLANTAIN, SMH.
ATAMA SOUP SURE PASS FOR AFTERNOON SHA AFTER PARADE
PEPPER TOO DEY DEY THAT SNAIL, I DON'T LIKE AFTER SHYTING AND WEN CLEANNING MY YANSH PEPPER GO DEY PAIN ME FOR YANSH
WHO DON CHOW ATAMA SOUP? I GO CHOW AM TODAY NAA

CHOPPING TINS....

SENSUAL MAN, THE ONLY 1
THE ONLY SENSUAL MAN ON NL

Charles Shaw: Porridge plantain tinz nd coke @
mami with The only 1
E be like say na only chaow we come here to do shaa

Nothing sweet pass good food joor, even the much hyped toto sef, Lol
abi na toto sweet pass sef? Lol

TOTO SWEET PASS JOOR, AS E WET
LIKE OKWORO SOUP,
[quote author=Funmi_le_hot]Loooooool.sensual man .i hope ud
is not on nairaland [/quote]NAIRALAND KE? I STILL YANSH HER AGAIN
LAST NIGHT NAA WITH THE CD DISTRIBUTED YESTERDAY.
I FIT DEY YANSH HER EVERYDAY SEF TILL I LEAVE CAMP
KPEKUS SWEET ABEG

AKWA IBOM AYAYA JOOR...

M'CORAZON NWANYI OMA I SEE U VIEWWIN, GOODMORNI AND HOW UR CAMP SIDE?

FOR THOSE IN THE HABIT OF INSULTIN SENSUAL MAN V SEEN U PEEPS VIEWING ASWELL, PLEASE POCKET UR INSULTSS O!
I JUST CAME BACK FROM CHURCH, NACC.
AND I REPEAT AGAIN, POCKET UR INSULTS O FOR UR OWN GOOD COS AM FILLED WITH THE HOLYGHOST SPIRIT THIS MOMENT.
CALABAR KPEKUS SWEET JOOR IF U DO IT SHARP SHARP FROM THE BACK

GOOD MORNING PEEPS!

LAST NIGHT IN AKWA IBOM WAS A GROOVY BLAST SPONSOED BY AIRTEL, COME AND SEE GROOVE, DANCING COMPETITION, RAP COMPETITION, COMEDY, RAGGA OMG! LAST NIGHT ROCKED IN AK AND CONTINUES TONIGHT.
FUNMI LE HOT(CORRECT AJEBUTTER) PARTICIPATED IN THE DANCE COMPETITION AND DANCED VERY WELL BUT UNFORTUNATELY SHE DIDN'T WIN.

WE WERE ALL AT PAVILLION LAST NIGHT FOR THE AIRTEL SHOW, ME, CHARLES SHAW, FUNMI AND MY CALABAR CHIC AND OTHER FINE FINE GURLS.
I NOTICED THAT ALL ATTENTION, EVERY CORPER AND EVEN SOLDIERS WERE ALL CAPTIVATED BY THE AIRTEL SHOW, I TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION, EXCUSED SHAW ND FUNMI, LEFT WITH MY BABE FOR A HIDDEN CORNER(I WON'T TELL ANYBDY D PLACE UNLESS U WAN DO)
NA DIA I DEY SUCK ANRA NWANYI ASABA TIRE,
FEENGER TIRE BIAZIE JI AMU UKWUM TAKA SHIA THE KPEKUS FROM THE BACK JOOR,
WHICH NAIJA BABE NO GO OPEN KPEKUS WEN THEY KNOW I BE JANDED GUY?

JUST LIKE SHAW WIL ALWAYS SAY, "IFE ANA'RU ADIROR EASY JOOR"

THE ONLY 1 IN THE BUILDING...
FROM NSIR ATAI AKWA IBOM CAMP.
WELL MY UPDATE IS DAT FINE FINE CHICS ARE MUCH IN AKWA IBOM CAMP.
YOU CAN HAVE 5 CHICS TO URSELF ALONE IN UR PLATOON AND THE CHICS WIL STIL GO ROUND KPONMO MEN .
NCCF IS ANODA STRATEGY TO GET DEM CHICS, JUS GO THERE AND PRETEND TO BE HIGH IN THE LORD IN A DOGGED RUGGED WAY, TRUST ME, FINE FINE GIRLS WIL LIKE U ND COME AND SHOW U LOVE.

MEN THE PORRODGE UNRIPE PLANTAIN OF YESTER NIGHT WAS ON POINT JOOR WITH MY HOMMIE CHARLES SHAW AND FUNMI LE HOT, WE DRINK LIQUOR EVERY NYT. FUNMI ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE A LOT, Y'ALL KNOW I DISLIKE OFE MMANU PEEPS BUT WEN I TELL U A GIRL MAKE SENSE THE GIRL ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE BUT NA SHAW DEY DO THE RUNS

E GET 1 CALABAR GIRL I DEY ARRANGE FOR CAMP SHAA, BY NEXT WEEK KA IFE NILE G'EME SHAA

AKWA IBOM IS TRULY AYAYA
GOD BLESS GOVERNOR AKPABIO
GOD BLESS AKWA IBOM
GOD BELSS BATCH B AKWA IBOM CORPERS JOOR.

ALL YE THAT GET Hot WEN U C ME, PARK WELL O!

SENSUAL, THE ONLY 1
THE ONLY SENSUAL MAN ON NL

MAKING MY PRESENCE FELT.
AKWA IBOM LEGGO!
SENSUAL, THE ONLY 1
ONE LOVE, KEEP US 2GEDA.

DANCING ETIGHI BY THIS TIME
AKWA IBOM AYAYA!
HOW E NO GO CLICK WEN NKU IS INVOLVED?
THANK GOD H-ALL THESE DRY PEEPS AIN'T COMING TO AKS, ATLEAST THERE WON'T BE FIGHTS AND STABBING

SHAW ME BROTHER, I EXPECT GOOD NEWS FROM U.
TUK, M'CORAZON, I EXPECT GOOD NEWS FROM U TWO.

@ OTHERS: IF U LIKE, GET POSTED TO KPONMO INSECURE NORTH, E NOR CONCERN ME.

SENSUAL MAN, THE ONLY 1
THE ONLY SENSUAL MAN ON NL.

AKS GO FEEL ME JOOR O.

CATCH Y'ALL LATER.
EXPECT UPDATE FROM ME ONCE I SEE MY NAME AND S.O.P
ONE LOVE, KEEP US 2GEDA

SENSUAL, THE ONLY 1
THE ONLY SENSUAL MAN ON NL.

[quote author=payne_leex]Ya Welcome Dawg!
One love[/quote]THANKSdamola123 MR LEEX.
ONE LOVE, KEEP US 2GEDA