Politics › Re: "I Cannot Join APC": Akwa Ibom Commissioner, Ememobong Resigns (Photos) by SeverusSnape(m): 3:35pm On Jun 06, 2025 |
bluecircle470: But your brothers full India wey dem dey arrest daily for dugs They are all TUluMbU's employees. |
Romance › Re: Highest Profile Like On Nairaland by SeverusSnape(m): 10:00am On May 30, 2025 |
Wainey: And I think I have the highest "un-view" likes which stands at 6000 currently Am I a joke to you??
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Romance › Re: "This Is Why No One Should Marry A Single Mother" (Photo) by SeverusSnape(m): 6:52am On May 27, 2025 |
correctguy101: You and ya love for widows... 🤔
Husband of the "husbandless" 🤣🤣🤣  It's not like that o bros. |
Politics › Re: Suicide Bomber Kills Self, Injures Two Others In Abuja Military Barack by SeverusSnape(m): 9:34pm On May 26, 2025 |
Shettima is really handling security, just like TUluMbU is handling economy. |
Romance › Re: "This Is Why No One Should Marry A Single Mother" (Photo) by SeverusSnape(m): 10:09am On May 24, 2025 |
Hmmm... For Me, The only 'exceptional' single mother is one whose baby daddy has DIED.  But as long as the man is still alive, Nothing concern me and you, except it's just Knacking... |
Romance › Re: What Is The Name Of The Dog In Tom And Jerry Cartoon by SeverusSnape(m): 1:59pm On May 21, 2025 |
SPIKE  |
Politics › Re: Jagaban, The Master Strategist - Vitamilk From N250 To N1,800. Prices Decamp by SeverusSnape(m): 1:23pm On May 18, 2025 |
tuoyoojo: I cannot remember when last I bought this
As I see am for supermarket I go just lock up
I dey buy other drinks
My problem with this drink is that once you open it, u must finish it that day And e no plenty o  |
Politics › Re: Kidnappers Kill Ondo APC Chairman After N5 Million Ransom, Police Comb Forest by SeverusSnape(m): 9:17am On May 18, 2025 |
Mtcheeww... Is this OP trying to demarket Nigeria's APC led government  |
Business › Re: "Nigeria’s GDP Falls To $824, Worse Than 1960 Levels" - Akinwumi Ades by SeverusSnape(m): 11:47am On May 02, 2025 |
They will come for him now.
TUluMbU goons will say why is Adesina demarketing Nigeria, In fact, He's iPod. |
Health › Re: Police Officer Commits Suicide In Port Harcourt (photo) by SeverusSnape(m): 6:46pm On Apr 22, 2025 |
RIP man TUluMbU regime has the highest suicide rate in the history of this country. |
Politics › Re: How Saraki Lost his way - Hon Akaje Opens Up by SeverusSnape(m): 9:31pm On Apr 19, 2025 |
ogbe88: A fool of a took.  Gandalf, I see you. |
Health › Re: Student Commits Suicide After Catching Girlfriend Cheating On Him (Photos) by SeverusSnape(m): 2:43am On Apr 18, 2025*. Modified: 12:54pm On Apr 19, 2025 |
The boy na goat. Waste of humanity. Kill yourself because of an alleged community pussyyy?  |
Health › Re: If You Still Throw Trash On The Streets, Read This! by SeverusSnape(m): 2:42pm On Apr 17, 2025 |
emmyN: I don't think we are, rather, our environment has made us so. The society cultivated by the Nigerian government is one that engenders lawlessness. This is why when the same Nigerians migrate to countries with strict laws and orders, they act accordingly. Rightly said, That's true. When you're in Rome, you behave like the Romans. |
Travel › Re: Air Peace Celebrates Gold Chinyere First Woman To Travel By Air In Her Community by SeverusSnape(m): 11:56am On Apr 17, 2025 |
helinues: Say goodbye to your scrotum. It's no longer of no use.
15 countries counting . Make una no dey use una poverty life to be judging others I swear you be comedian 🤣🤣 Who dash monkey Banana? |
Nairaland General › Re: Man Films Large Number Of Cows Moving At 1AM In Benin (photos/video) by SeverusSnape(m): 7:08pm On Apr 15, 2025 |
Mynd44: I am. 95% sure the animals belong to a Benin person and he employed herders to watch over them God abeg!. See wetin moderator dey talk! Just to justify and downplay the threat of these Fulani invaders. Shame no dey even catch you. Tueh!! |
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Sports › Re: Why Super Eagles May Not Go To World Cup by SeverusSnape(m): 10:11pm On Mar 25, 2025 |
That number 2, and to some extent 1, is the cardinal reason. Imagine Zimbabwe o, Normally I don't rate this country, But there are some teams that we should mop the floor with, If it were Algeria or Cameroon, better, but ZIMBABWE!  |
Politics › Re: Akpabio Is Not Only Corrupt But Also In The Habit Of Abusing Women – Atiku by SeverusSnape(m): 7:21pm On Mar 25, 2025 |
helinues: Why do you want to derail this thread senselessly with your incoherency bayi?
Engage with .e logically not by throwing tantrums which makes you to look weak No derailing. You're the one trying to even derail it. Engage ZOMBIE logically??  You don't have the capacity to reason logically in the first place, so swerve. |
Politics › Re: Akpabio Is Not Only Corrupt But Also In The Habit Of Abusing Women – Atiku by SeverusSnape(m): 7:19pm On Mar 25, 2025 |
helinues: What radarada is this one talking about? Like everyone knows, You have a chronic comprehension problem, So I don't expect you to know what I'm talking about. |
Politics › Re: Akpabio Is Not Only Corrupt But Also In The Habit Of Abusing Women – Atiku by SeverusSnape(m): 7:15pm On Mar 25, 2025 |
helinues: Gbenu osi danu
Election is 2 years, he has started caring about Nigerians At least he cares ba?. TUluMbU whom you lick his smelly ass everyday doesn't care one bit about Nigerians and even his online ZOMBIES. |
Politics › Re: Akpabio Is Not Only Corrupt But Also In The Habit Of Abusing Women – Atiku by SeverusSnape(m): 7:12pm On Mar 25, 2025*. Modified: 8:04pm On Mar 25, 2025 |
That's a fact that everyone knows.
That's not even my concern, Akpabio is the worst senate president in history, The most RUBBER STAMP of them all. |
Politics › Re: ISWAP Overruns Military Base In Borno, Kills Several Soldiers, Injures Others by SeverusSnape(m): 2:51pm On Mar 25, 2025 |
helinues: Who is this? The guy that gave you one of the greatest upper cuts in Nairaland history, the guy that finished you inside out. Shameless you. |
Politics › Re: Oyo State Sharia Panel Begins Sitting As Governor Makinde Goes To Court by SeverusSnape(m): 12:21pm On Mar 25, 2025 |
Shari'a is here to stay.  |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Kills Ismail Barhoum, New Hamas PM In Precision Airstrike by SeverusSnape(m): 6:55pm On Mar 24, 2025 |
occfx: Israel no get joy at all... Na them understand these Islamic terrorists. No breathing space. The idiot was even been treated and the eagle eyes of Israel spotted him and finished him the Fatality way of Mortal Kombat 3.
Flawless victory!!! Poetic justice.  |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Kills Ismail Barhoum, New Hamas PM In Precision Airstrike by SeverusSnape(m): 4:46pm On Mar 24, 2025 |
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Crime › Re: Nigerian Policemen Scooping Fuel From Fallen Tanker (Video) by SeverusSnape(m): 4:41pm On Mar 24, 2025 |
This is Nigeria, the security operatives are some of the biggest law breakers. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Kills Ismail Barhoum, New Hamas PM In Precision Airstrike by SeverusSnape(m): 4:39pm On Mar 24, 2025 |
lebete3000: Their asses are so ripe and juicy for rammings by IDF missiles  |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Kills Ismail Barhoum, New Hamas PM In Precision Airstrike by SeverusSnape(m): 4:37pm On Mar 24, 2025 |
simpleseyi: Hitler used over 6 million of them for pepper soup and suya. Another Hitler is growing and preparing. And another General Eisenhower, President Roosevelt and Prime minister Winston Churchill awaits that terrorist "Hitler", we know that he's gonna come in form of an ISLAMIST, He will die a slow and painful death. |
Politics › Re: Kogi Central Women Lead 'Natasha Must' Go Protest (Photos) by SeverusSnape(m): 2:55pm On Mar 24, 2025 |
Mtcheeww  These ones have been "settled". Prayers have been sent to their mails  |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Kills Ismail Barhoum, New Hamas PM In Precision Airstrike by SeverusSnape(m): 1:36pm On Mar 24, 2025*. Modified: 4:29pm On Mar 24, 2025 |
Any Hamas member is a walking dead. Israel no get joy. If Osama bin Laden were alive, even he would be afraid of accepting the mantle of leadership of Ham-ass. They should just declare it VACANT, else!! |
Politics › Re: Stop Attacking Northerners - Reno Omokri Warns Yorubas by SeverusSnape(m): 1:31pm On Mar 24, 2025 |
 Reno, The grand arselicker. Northerners don't fall for all these propaganda anymore. |
Sports › Re: Zimbabwe Team Is Using An INNOSON Bus For Moving Around Town by SeverusSnape(m): 12:50pm On Mar 24, 2025 |
2cato: 😳😳😳😳😳😳. There have been whispers about your lack of comprehension for some time, but I paid them no heed. Are you truly this way, how old are you by the way? You act and speak like a child,you know.
If Nigeria were overrun by invaders, its land seized by terrorists, and later the country celebrated retaking the territory initially seized, wouldn’t that be worthy of celebration?
The man you so casually label a “comedian” has accomplished more than you have or will ever achieve. It might behoove you to learn when to remain silent.
Direct your energies toward Africa’s affairs and amuse yourself there. This discourse is reserved for individuals who can think for themselves! 🤷🏼 That man Botragelad really gave helinues a good uppercut with that comment. I vote it the comment of the month. Zombies are just laughable creatures. |