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Jokes Etc › Re: Sexual Jokes by Seychelle(f): 11:09am On Jan 10, 2014

y me: MY FIRST TIME
The sky was dark,
The moon was high,
All alone,
Just her and I.

Her hair so soft,
Her legs so fine,
I ran me fingers,
down her spine.

I didnt know how,
I tried my best,
To touch her breast.

I remembered my fear,
But slowly she spread,
Her legs apart,
And when she did,
I felt no shame.

All at once,
The white stuff came out!

At last. It's finished.
It's all over,

My first time,

Milking a cow.

lol:-D

Jokes Etc › Re: Akpors And Her Desperate Girlfriend.....lol by Seychelle(f): 11:01am On Jan 10, 2014

mchileks4luv: If am akpos girlfrd i will also tell him the stories are also aprilfool

Gbam!!!!!

Nairaland General › Re: Why D Hurry 4 Material Things??? by Seychelle(f): 10:49am On Jan 10, 2014

Abi

dz 1 na true talk o,:-D :DAbi huh

dz 1 na true talk o,:-D

Romance › Re: Nigerian Women Aren't Gold-diggers, They Are Only Pursuing Happiness. by Seychelle(f): 10:39am On Jan 10, 2014

Thumbz up@poster,u re on point, jxt lyk my saying goes"a man can only b succesful wen he makes more money dan a woman can spend"
money z gud en sweet
#jxt passing shaaa....#

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Celebrities › Re: "I Am Not Bleaching, I Just Use Cocoa Butter" - Yvonne Nelson Cries Out by Seychelle(f): 7:18am On Jan 10, 2014

[/b],biko u ppl shuld free ha nah,if she z bleachin,z her headache,if she z nt,z ha headache 2,ai dnt c y u guys are takin panadol 4 anoda person's headache [b],biko u ppl shuld free ha nah,if she z bleachin,z her headache,if she z nt,z ha headache 2,ai dnt c y u guys are takin panadol 4 anoda person's headache

Music/Radio › Re: Your Top 10 Musicians Of All Time by Seychelle(f): 11:16pm On Jan 08, 2014

jnrbayano: 10. Rosemary Chukwu
9. Morrocco Nwa Maduka
8. Dr Dre
7. Ras Kimono
6. Chakademus & Pliers duo
5. Shabba Ranks
4. Mariah Carey
3. Eminem
2. Snoop Dogg
1. Michael Jackson

Strong List

jnrbayano: 10. Rosemary Chukwu
9. Morrocco Nwa Maduka
8. Dr Dre
7. Ras Kimono
6. Chakademus & Pliers duo
5. Shabba Ranks
4. Mariah Carey
3. Eminem
2. Snoop Dogg
1. Michael Jackson

Strong List

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