₦airaland Forum

dre11:
A member of a dangerous armed robbery gang has confessed how they shot a pregnant woman in the private part.




http://opera.pulse.ng/gist/end-of-the-road-our-leader-shot-pregnant-woman-in-the-private-part-gang-member-confess-id4670056.html

they deserve death by roasting.

nigerianvenom:
Imolite are to be blame.

imolites are not complaining.

Teddeebear:
propaganda does not pay, it backfires

hahaha hahaha

APC IS IN TROUBLE

PDP/IPOB are the fathers/mothers of propaganda

I still can't believe that DEDE one day is dead. I saw him in aba 2 days before he was said to have collapsed.

GEJ2019:
If the country' that APC promised us is the country we are living in,then we shud be sleeping with our eyes closed'
Let Buhari make the call,they wud soon release her,those Fulani thugs that wre prepared ahead of 2015 electiona are wrecking havoc unchallenged,why Northern influenced military continues to trouble peaceful South south

How many soldiers are in south south compared to the North?

ishiamu:
Stewpid con man governor... everything bout apc is scam

onu amu.

My Governor, My Governor. if they like make them fire catapult of ........

I bet you, abia state is owning more teachers than owerri. Rochas is not owing any teacher. He sacked ghost workers and NLC wants to intimidate him into getting the state in more debt. Not going to happen.

monlawal:
Bros you wrote jargon and at the same time included the link. Well, for those interested in the original write up find it below.

Nigeria’s Ministry of Budget and National Planning on Tuesday said the errors in the 2016 Budget were due to lack of technical knowledge of the bureaucracy on the Zero-Based Budgeting System adopted for the first time in the country to put the appropriation plan together.
Charles Dafe, Director of Information, Ministry of National Planning said in a statement that civil servants saddled with the task of preparing the budget for their various ministries, departments and agencies were still grappling with some of the technicalities of the new Zero-Based Budgeting approach which was still new to them.
Dafe recalled that before now, government used the envelope system of budgeting.
This, he said is in contrast to the Zero-Based Budgeting approach, a system of budgeting that reverses the working process of traditional budgeting by ensuring that all expenses must be justified in the new period.
The approach, he said, is different from the envelope system which has been in use by the Federal Government since 2003 and works by providing each MDA with a maximum amount for its capital and recurrent needs for the fiscal year.
Dafe promised that government will continue to improve the competency of the bureaucrats.
“The proposals have received general commendation. However, the details were developed using the Zero-Based Budget and is a new concept to our Budget Officers different from our traditional envelope process.
“The members of staff in the Ministry of Budget and National Planning as well as those handling budget issues in all ministries and extra-ministerial agencies are grappling to master the technicalities in the ZBB template.
“As such therefore, some errors are not unexpected in the changeover to the new ZBB approach. This was the reason the ministry arranged for the proposals to be placed on the website of the Ministry of Budget and National Planning to expose them to public scrutiny.”
He also said the ministry would cooperate with the National Assembly to address issues raised in the budget while the government would thoroughly investigate and sanction any one found to have been involved in any fraudulent activity as regards the budget.
According to him, “the ministry has zero tolerance for malfeasance and whenever any wrongdoing is alleged, it will be thoroughly investigated and sanctions will be applied.
“The ministry assures the general public that it will continue to liaise with the relevant committees of the National Assembly to address any issues that have arisen, or may arise.
“Training and retraining to build capacity of the Budget Officers on the ZBB concept will be intensified in 2016.
“As we move forward, lessons are being learnt; the ministry’s experience and competency on ZBB will be improved and perfected upon.”

lol. I was actually trying out an experiment. Most people do not even read the topic proper before commenting. I switched the text to understand how bad it really is. Corrected now. lalasticlala.

Go Trump. We love you!

Nigeria’s Ministry of Budget and National Planning on Tuesday said the errors in the 2016 Budget were due to lack of technical knowledge of the bureaucracy on the Zero-Based Budgeting System adopted for the first time in the country to put the appropriation plan together.
Charles Dafe, Director of Information, Ministry of National Planning said in a statement that civil servants saddled with the task of preparing the budget for their various ministries, departments and agencies were still grappling with some of the technicalities of the new Zero-Based Budgeting approach which was still new to them.
Dafe recalled that before now, government used the envelope system of budgeting.
This, he said is in contrast to the Zero-Based Budgeting approach, a system of budgeting that reverses the working process of traditional budgeting by ensuring that all expenses must be justified in the new period.
The approach, he said, is different from the envelope system which has been in use by the Federal Government since 2003 and works by providing each MDA with a maximum amount for its capital and recurrent needs for the fiscal year.
Dafe promised that government will continue to improve the competency of the bureaucrats.
“The proposals have received general commendation. However, the details were developed using the Zero-Based Budget and is a new concept to our Budget Officers different from our traditional envelope process.
“The members of staff in the Ministry of Budget and National Planning as well as those handling budget issues in all ministries and extra-ministerial agencies are grappling to master the technicalities in the ZBB template.
“As such therefore, some errors are not unexpected in the changeover to the new ZBB approach. This was the reason the ministry arranged for the proposals to be placed on the website of the Ministry of Budget and National Planning to expose them to public scrutiny.”
He also said the ministry would cooperate with the National Assembly to address issues raised in the budget while the government would thoroughly investigate and sanction any one found to have been involved in any fraudulent activity as regards the budget.
According to him, “the ministry has zero tolerance for malfeasance and whenever any wrongdoing is alleged, it will be thoroughly investigated and sanctions will be applied.
“The ministry assures the general public that it will continue to liaise with the relevant committees of the National Assembly to address any issues that have arisen, or may arise.
“Training and retraining to build capacity of the Budget Officers on the ZBB concept will be intensified in 2016.
“As we move forward, lessons are being learnt; the ministry’s experience and competency on ZBB will be improved and perfected upon.”

http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2016/02/10/fg-admits-errors-in-2016-budget-perpetrators-face-punishment/

babyfaceafrica:
Hmmmm....what do you mean by saying a doctor saves more people than a soldier?...if there is no peace in the land,the doctor will not work,in as much as soldiers have excesses ,it is balant unfair. To lampoon and ridicle men in uniform....they are patriots ,and of course there are bad eggs like other occupations ...if you have never been in a war front just don't stand behind your teckno phone with your 5mb and point fingers at them.....do you know how many doctors and nurses abort babies daily?!!!!!.....be careful!!!!...God bless Nigeria

Yes, one doctor would actually save more lives than an entire battalion, in his live time. The men in uniform are already ridiculing themselves with the kind of 'publicity stunts' they are pulling lately. We all are important in the different roles we play. Believe me, without a doctor, there won't be a soldier in the first place. Do you know how many innocent people soldiers kill on a daily basis?

Captain1Nigeria:
lol

captain believe me we appreciate the sacrifices you are making for our general wellbeing, but other people are making sacrifices too. That we don't all carry guns doesn't mean that we do not save lives.

The level of blatant ignorance and buffoonery exhibited by men in Uniform is disgusting. I am certain that you or someone close to you have fallen victims to such display of brazen callousness. Just this morning, a female officer that's just stared seeing her menses was beating up a full grown man just because she is on uniform.....in her word 'do you know that i broke my hand because i was training to protect you?' what foolishness!

Were you forced into the army? Are you doing it for free? Why the hell then do we have to lick your rotten nyash because you are in the army?

See, in an average day, a doctor saves more lives than one soldier can save in his entire life. A doctor is more exposed to dangers on a day to day basis than most of these soldiers who rarely see the battle field.

It's high time we call a stop to these touting irascibility and ignoble cowardice. You as a soldier is not more patriotic than me, a NAFDAC worker. If I do not do my job, people die. You are not more patriotic than Doctors and neither are you more patriotic and the average public servant. We all have our roles to play and each of those roles are as important as the other.

I call on the chief of staff to look into these cases of indiscipline and make sure that the officers involved are severely punished, to prevent future occurrences.

I LOVE NIGERIA.

chukwudi44:
So Metuh willingly wrote the statement and unwillingly refused to endorse it? So why on earth would someone make a statement only to tear it later!! Only a slowpoke would beleive this story.

dude the statement was a card metuh played to secure his smooth sailing. He doesn't want to go down alone so he made it clear to GEJ that if he weere to allow him go down, they all go down. it's a classic Machiavelli scheme.

He ate it after assurances that he won't be allowed to go down.

This Hero of democracy is a very nice man.

birmingham04:
. You are one of the enemy of this country. You said Gej is the father of democracy in what way pls? Is he the one that brought democracy to Nigeria? Has any of his family died for the cause of Nigeria democracy? Is it the election that he gave fayose 4.7 billion naira to rigged that makes him father of democracy? Or because he handed over power to Pmb that makes him father of democracy? I can tell you bluntly that the downfall of Nigeria is your aim. You think through your ass hole.

learn to understand sarcasm when you see one..

SmartChoices:
That immunity doesn't include criminal activities

you can't try a sitting governor in court....unless he's caught red handed.

Fayoshi has less than 3 years to be thrown in jail. Surely he would be. His immunity is the only thing saving his thief thief ass now

tare22:
To me all dis is just crap and distraction.. How does this reduce dollars from 305 to 1.00, how does this Diversify our economy, how does dis resolve in drawing an eco plan for dis govt since there is none, hw does dis stop companies from paying off staff daily, etc. If it does not den we are in deed in trouble.. The media also nt helping... How I wish dis arguement ws about Eco/fical policies to be or was relased to the public.

if those dollars weren't thrown around like they were during the last election, we won't have the dollar scarcity/high exchange rate we are having now.

Duru009:
That man called aluko might be saying the truth.....

Let it be on record......"he has killed his political career"
He is a pure betrayer....

Nobody will like 2 associate with him again even his cloest friend.....

"he cannt be truted".....

somethings are bigger than politics bro.

Kastonkastroll:
Dr aluko is a shady person and a rogue but at the same time he brought forward some damming revelations about the ekitigate saga. And from what the man said, it will be very difficult to disregard him or his evidences in the saga. Fayose's media aide couldn't even address the issues the man brought forward, rather he was just attacking the person of Dr aluko.
Fayose's aide was just blabbing about how aluko was dismissed from his former institution and all sorts of irrelevant things. Dr aluko simply made fayose's aide looked like a fool on a national TV

it takes a thief to catch a thief. Fayose couldn't have worked with him had it being aluko was not who he is.

Modsenemy:
Seun lalasticlala and other mods won't see this one o.

But wen a girl is on bumshot and bra , it will hit FP.

Nairaland is very much pro PDP. Just write any trash supporting GEJ or PDP and you'd see it flash on the FP. This topic has being here since afternoon.

atimes, i feel that lalasticlala is a PDP supporter.

coolscott:
This is why an igbo man can never lead nigeria till the next 200-300 years (or maybe never).
Which south-south man will vote for an igbo man for president or anything else after this? Joeprince23

well, we don't need SS votes. Y'all are all sabos and back stabbers.

Scholes007:
ok we have heard you thanks for your comment.

tell your brother to leave the igbos out of his madness. Haven't we suffered enough already?

Jonathan is the hero of democracy. He is the father of peaceful handovers.

Nigeria is a joke.

lalasticlala

joeprince23:
FYI: “mba mmiri” means “riverine people” which are found in many states including rivers,anambra,imo,bayelsa etc. It can refer to ijo,igbo,annang

don't worry, we know who the real Ndi mba mmiri people are.

joeprince23:
why are you so agitated about this thread,mind your own business,I didn't mention “yoruba” to avoid your type,rather I used SW. Pls which state,LGA and commnity are you from?

Anyone that opposes your idiosyncracies is automatically yoluba. God knows that if I were yoruba, i won't even give a hoot about ndi mba mmiri. Y'all too little to be reckoned.