Idowuogbo:
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeerat! Longest o! U bam?

i dey oooh

Idowuogbo:
Motigbo! If fingers dey itch am to press ban button, make she reason am well b4 she press am. Wtf? I shud press report mod cus some stup'd Mgbekelicious frog called me winch? Are we kids? Mstewww!

na seun generals for u b dat..them get power pass seun sef

see how mukina d flex muscle for joke now...them murder the place kpata kpata

Idowuogbo: Caracta, I wan send u message o! Dat una mod for dairies dey show herself, tell dose fockers I'll b bck.

Badoooooooooooooosky!!!e pele...eku jometa

Deadly-poison:


dont mind dat plonk called shakara4u he needs to be tamed

hehehehehehe...need to be tamed or you will tame me

xynerise:
Abeg no dey pour spit for my body

who wan com cloz to you?go buy deodorant.

your blood no even gud for juju,na only coins i d see

Vanneni: Abajor! As Modella come see me dey hail you she come conclude say na Hausa you be.

whats she saying now?

xynerise: ^ Sadist

i go use u do juju

Caracta:
Are you ok

yeah,had a slight cold but ayam fyne now...got a problem with that?
Xynerise P.A

xynerise:
Get out!! This is family affair. You have no right

shattap there...i enta ur bedroom

Oahray: You drink?

wetin u mean

xynerise:
No cover your blunder abeg

hehehe Englisht chicha..quit whining !!!!!!

Caracta:
Smh...
I need another father!

can anything good come out of Xynerise?

xynerise:
Spell that word well antelope. Na u dey yab Deadly Poison about her English.

pussy cat.u d stalk me?

abi them d derail there too?

my english chicher,i no spell am well

orya,turn the last night result make i see

xynerise:
List 2 places you know in Lagos apart from Orile, Ajegunle and Ikeja

lol...thats while u d ask rhetorical question

come make i squat u for ogudu

xynerise:
are you mistaking Man utd for Arsenal? Antelope, this is our first defeat this year.

anoda united whinner on the loose,wetin bring arsenal com there

_{*kicks him out tru the window*}

xynerise:
Wow! In V.Island?

see fulani question

NO in Ikeja...mcheeeeeew

xynerise:
They love you too

choi...440!!!running far away

Vanneni: Your cover? What have you been up to on this thread

derailing as it is written,with no one to decode

telling them isssssh

ItsModella: I talk am...so that shakara guy na awusa guy.

Vanneni: Hehehehe Modella, he's not Hausa.

wailing......Vanneni, stop blowing my cover now


all this nigerians that have never left lagos should keep guessing

xynerise:
Are you in Hell too?

i left as soon as u came in

go to languages,learn god English then come back

Deadly-poison:
hullo,
am new!
i guess this section is the most livest here!

Deadly-poison:


you wanna join me?

leave am there come bak

Vanneni: Hi Shakara4u! Nenge.

uwuuuuuuuuuu!!!
ka wegh ana?

blowing my cover

ka ana nana tesu zua tiv

xynerise:
Will you get out from here idio.t!!!

kpatuma!!!!!

who are u callin names?

dza aver ahaa kor ityough youh

xynerise:
So you are chatting from HELL?

you are askin as who?

Thread Closed!!!!!

Smartie gurl: biko si eba puo!

kanyi na di la

Eze Promoe:

Abum onye Igbo, i bu onye?



Who's hating? I'm giving him a yellow light.

kpatuma...ka ana u lu lamen anan

make i go wacth as them go smoke united b4 i com ansa u

xynerise:
Is it my fault girls are running away from you? Is it my fault you have mouth, nose, eyes and ear odour?

choi!!!!!

one -zero

bin gbagbo:





pours a bucket of ogogoro on him madly ........

cheap high

carry your yeye madness go that side

abeg who get beta madness,lady to b specific

Eze Promoe:
Gush! This Swahili man is back again

hey u kenyan..who win una elections

Eze Promoe:
Fuckoff to Yaba left.

na fight?

stop hating,whem him wife catch am we go all here the gist

yinkalink: U dey 4low Andy Murray?

RF all they way...besides holla MADRID this nyt

abeg place has been boring of late so i cool off with old jokes

very old jokes

bin gbagbo:






at least 1 tin of expired milk

na frm woman breast?
me ma i want

Idowuogbo:
Dis place don die na! Gone are d days wen Badosky dey authorise movements.Na only TB fit revive dis mortuary.

BADOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSKY is watching!!!place so dead,wasnt active on NL for a while came back and met just EL

EFE,kuma she no dey fit pay for subscription like jackpot couldnt pay for rent

Bashdemy back to kirikiri,Studio finally banned from social networking

Yinkalink run with Els properties.....miss the old jokes section

had to go back and reads threads of 2010 and 2011

jackpot: stop talking down on my bizness because I refused to date you offline!

you skinny sexy hungry-looking Jealous lover!

make my wife catch you...go and settle your bills

El Guapo:

Uhm...I dont Jxt get this drift!

Shakara who's supposed to be a Female is a Male and Jacky retransitioned into a Female, leaving his Masculine Gender - Uhm...are u Guys Trannsexuals?

and whle is he supposed to be she-male

i_am_saheed: *lookin fr a nice clean spot to seat*....*shouts to the bar tender* do u hv cold fayrouze

ehm...therz a road side down the road

ama high

kesomantini: i'm new here............ nd i love make real frnds expecially female frns yu can add me on face book with;EKOBE KESIENA

you dun wake up

mtcheeeeeew

Smartie gurl: lolz. I love you too. *make ur wife catch me*

just like david,samson and goliath...eren hegh,u ngue nenge a kwagh ga

wan kwase ne une ye awegh

Smartie gurl: mtewttssss! Kedu onye mepere gi uzo? Biko enta insyd jare.

go and concentrate on xynerise

if u blink madam go catch u

u ungwa ga

kandiikane: *walks in drinking garri*


Hm, I cannot leave it here.


*walks off*

dont come back

xynerise:
I love you

scam!!!!

CFCfan: Hello everybody.

who is everyone again?

spikes C:

chai, am liking you ooo. C'est gender

YOU LOOKING AT 14 YEARS...you see women here na man u dey com warm up to

_{*running very far away*}

wasnt around just b4 badosky spa folded,didnt know thats what became of it

but with all the juju,jackpot is finding it hard to pay bills and shes not even here to plead

customer neglect,throw her out,sell the place and daniluv should lock it up




but where we go the chill?

Eze Promoe:
I can take whatever but hope the bolded was not an insult to Smartie

if you cant take that,them am already calling for back up?


you got a problem with that

_{*hands akimbo,shaking one leg*}

oga head of house is just bible....

there should be no shouting

and besides weather man or woman

nobody should marry who will wanna seat on top always

Eze Promoe:
I translate that word as;
Zo - come (hausa)
ka - like (igbo)
nama - a cow (hausa)

that is "come like a (the) cow (you are)"

olodo...nama na meat

spikes C:


Bia, aboki na. Zo ka nama

yo waaa...madaaala

Smartie gurl: i hope you ain't talking to muah. Becuz if it is muah, ala ga agba gi here now.

it u ayam talkin to..man shi kwagh mom kpa ngu eren mo ga

Eze Promoe:
WTF Is that Swahili

no...its TIV...com pay me for schooling you

immediately you post,delete one


na headache d wori am,no b eyes

besides why u wan no if madam no dey house?

make she catch u there