xynerise: A woman who will allow me to watch football without saying "Darling, Food is ready"

End of story!!!!!!

Oahray: and what happens when the rapists are family members?

i Tayad!!!!!!

where are those Aluu people when you neeed them

bizmogule: I think it's just natural; maybe an unconscious act,

not uncouncious in most cases...i see some ladies ahead of me,and make up my mind am goin to turn

doesnt matter if its after 30secs, 1 min or even 2 mins

if drivin or with ma girlfriend...rear mirror

pleep:

Exactly... it comepletly changes when its your gf or maybe even your female relative. One time i caught a classmate checking out my MOM. WTFH dude

kiddin huh?

1) sweets

2)Doofy wrk

3)Rita sch

4)Muareen cousin

huni_naija: My man! see hin choco nose! Ayam in loff!!

you dun wake up?

_{*pours her cold water*}

oyinbogirl: Were are all the guys pics......

i missed urs huh?

omiobo:
Hmmmmmm

u ma hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm5X

what

linda

kafanchan

flairlady: cheating aint cool at all.i have never been caught because i dont cheat and i have never caught him because he doesnt cheat as well.

we hear*yawns*stolen ones are better and sweeter,trust me

ashaju33:

You got it wrong. There is "cheater" and its synonymous to "cheat". Both can be used as Noun.

hardbody:

Since we can also learn via this forum and for the benefit of our much younger and less literate 'forumites', there is no such word as 'cheater'. A better way of putting it is, I am not a cheat or i do not cheat. Even in the third person you dont use cheater, rather you say, 'He is a cheat' ....i hope this helps.

On topic, there have been several close shaves, but havent been caught red-handed. I plan to change.

english chichas

austinenice: dudes/ peps i need to chat wit anybody from abuja please am new here and it's kinda lonely

SORRY NOBODY WANTS TO CHAT WITH YOU...THANK YOU



HELLO,AM NEW HERE...NEED A LADY 33-37 YEARS FOR A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP

name; MBAWUHEN

LOCATION; TARABA

_{walks n,reads all and walks away}

whistling,women have needs,men have responsibilities

na Adam cause am

*yawns*


am a newbie,you guys school me some more

Lmao.....your jst nuts

Shollypopz: It's hard for anyone to be a terrible gift giver when I'm involved, I tell u what to get me! Shikena!

If u buy rubbish, make sure you hv the receipt, cos we're returning it. No cos for headache

An0nimus:
Thats the spirit. same here

boring!!!!!

arizona145: Its only a Dummy that gets caught in the act of cheating.

correct guy...only suspicion...catch who

Eze Promoe:
okuko togo

shi u h i i r ver ga?

Chukskalidon:
Oya cum sit down 4 my laps make I giv u suya 4 mouth. It seems u dnt recognise ur papa again abi. Na dat ur neck I go drag comot 4 ur body very soon. Ngwele!

wahala dey?abeg slow down

xynerise:
Are you looking for attention? I aint selling !!!

shaking my head!!! dude cant even pick from you,talk more of buying

Br3nd4: thank u jare.. Hw art thou?

thou art fine

what makest thou day boring?

Br3nd4 na Xynerise the say catarrh dey for eye now


all this ladipo boys,there tinkin sha

xynerise:
What face? Catarrh dey your eyes?

you mean meeeeeeee?

abi na Br3nd4?na she the clear throat

Br3nd4: *clears throat*

Good day y'all

*looks left n right 4 anti_gbagaun*

hands her baba blue

xynerise: Good morning guys

morning Baba caracta...whats with the striaght face

loosen up joooor

Efemena_xy:


Haha!! Abi? Gone are those days men...

As per subscription, I nor get time jare...yam season is in full swing...gat to hustle. Babes aren't smiling naw...

neyshed: iht!dat was a true₹life story badosky sha..previously on prison break...abeg wat year are we?

for a start,make them replace mukina with El guapo

i_am_saheed: yes o infact have missed my fayrouze drink so badly

shakin my head...na jedi jedi go finish,take alomo drink joooor

pathetic!!!!

only one man

poorly trained and equipped police officers

Pritheeann: ask google..

correct gal...nice answer

Chukskalidon:
priteebaby. Its been a long time. Missed u a lot. Y has it been hard to contact u?

which ibo boy is this..go and play outside jooor

Efe and Badosky

masterpiece123: Which type of romance are they having inside bush. That is stupidity. Others will learn to apply wisdom

shattap there!!!!

did u hear they had sex in Harare inside the bush

how many hotels dey ur interior village,talk more of zimbwabwe

mondi_cheeks: Its very sad but i cant help but laugh

which part is funny

kai...when una come kill our shine for London

all join sha

_{*hands him a glass of alomo*}

Eze Promoe:
Father antelope

my student...how body?

CFCfan: Hi shakara4u

no dey greet me like woman

sup CFCfan?

ope no b Chelsea football club?coz i go withdraw my greeting

specialguest:

ehen!!! got a problem with that?

_{*pulls her hair*}

confy35: ama new member. Confy by name. I love nairaland, it makes my day.

so?



happy now?

190: Boring room

s-e-xuality is the section where tins happening


im off again

bye byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...greet ur wife mama chime and uncle mr.cork

wetin happen to ur cousin mobbo

confy35: :oOooogaaa ooo, wetin dey happen here?

you ask as who

good morning