I've just watched the VCD of the Debate btw Evang Isang & Alh Ishaaq Bello on WAS JESUS CRUCIFIED? Pls, Hear what Evang Isang finally said "On Judgment Day, Matthew, Mark, Luke & John are in trouble, because they're those who told us that Jesus was Crucified" Haa! What an open Confession! This is Serious!

I belief if our cattle happen to elect leaders among themselves, their presido will never alter such statement which "Dr" G.E.J vomited. I suggest he talk about the salaries of greed senator and not fuel subsidy. but it a pity we still dont know where Nigeria is heading at 51 years of Independence.

Hey read this, its really very interesting,

Some of CONFUSING ENGLISH make me headache, would u help me?


1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?


2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?


3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?


4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?


5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?


6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?


7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?


8. Why is it called building when it is already built?


9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?


10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?


11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?


12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ??


13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this??


Well, get back to WORK now!!

Did you ever stop for a while and asked yourself,
What is going to happen to me the first night in my grave?
What have I prepared for death?
Will I be in heaven or Hell fire?
How often do I remember death?
Think about the moment your body is being washed and prepared to enter your grave,
Think about the day people will be carrying you to your grave,
and your families crying, think about the moment you are put in your grave
Just imagine, imaging yourself in your grave, down there in that dark hole,
ALONE, it's too DARK, you cry for help, but there is no answer, Nobody can help you,
it's too NARROW, your bones are squashed,
You regret all the bad things you've done during your life, you regret missing the 5 PREYERS
you regret listening to music
You regret your disrespectful manners towards everyone, especially your parents,
you regret not wearing your hijab
You regret ignoring the orders of ALLAH,
YOU REGRET IGNORING THE KNOWLDGE OF ISLAM
YOU REGRET ALL THE BAD THINGS YOU'VE DONE,
THERE IS NO ESCAPE, YOU WILL FACE YOUR PUNISHMENT FOR EVERY LITTLE THING YOU'VE DONE,
You are ALONE in your grave only with your DEEDS, no money, no jewlries, nothing,
ONLY YOUR DEEDS,
AND WHEN IT IS SHUT,
YOU FEEL LIKE SCREEMING AND TELLING EVERYONE NOT TO GO, TO STAY BESIDE YOUR GRAVE
BUT, YOU CAN'T BE HEARD, THEY LEAVE YOU AND GO AND YOU HEAR THEIR FOOTSTEPS,
AND HEAR THEM CRYING THEY WALK AWAY ,
YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD LAST FOREVER IN THIS WORLD, YOU THOUGHT YOU WILL STAY WITH YOUR
FRIENDS AND FAMILIES FOREVER, YOU THOUGHT YOU WILL HAVE FUN FOREVER, NO
YOU WERE WRONG!!!
THEY LEFT YOU ALONE,
JUST SPEND FEW MINUTES AND LOOK AT YOUR FUTURE HOMES, AND SPEND THE WHOLE OF YOUR
LIFE PREPARING FOR THEM,
YOU CAN NOT AFFORD TO IGNORE THIS, YOU NEED TO REMEMBER THIS EVERY MINUTE, EVERY HOUR, EVERY DAY,
EVERYTIME YOU ARE ABOUT TO COMMIT A SIN, REMEMBER THE DESTROYER OF PLEASURES:
DEATH

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich.
"Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing, "


2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: "He's very rich.
"Marry him." -That's Advertising, "


3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
"Marry me - That's Telemarketing, "


4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations, "


5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says:"You are very rich!
"Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition, "


6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback, "


7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap, "


8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she
goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share, "


9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your
wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets, "

21st Century, > > We are becoming lesser by the day > > Our communication - Wireless > > Our dress - Topless > > Our telephone - Cordless > > Our cooking - Fireless > > Our youth - Jobless > > Our food - Fatless > > Our labour - Effortless > > Our conduct - Worthless > > Our relation - Loveless > > Our attitude - Careless > > Our feelings - Heartless > > Our politics - Shameless > > Our education - Valueless > > Our follies - Countless > > Our arguments - Baseless > > Our Job - Thankless > > Our Salary - Very Very less > > Our emails - useless (especially this one)!

mine is 21st

All I know is that 10 heads can never be better than millions. whoever is against the progress of this nation may God of prophet Musa do what he did to the group of Firaun Faraoh to them all. may God decend his Anger upon them down to their generations to come. well i never mean to corse any baga shao lol,

GOOD PEOPLE OF NAIRALAND I PRAY WE WOULD BE SAVE OOOOOO LOL, [i][/i][color=#000099][/color]