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Romance / Re: Help!!! I Feel Depressed And Insecure Because I Have A Small D*ck. by Shank909: 11:49am On May 27, 2022
Your question is irrelevant...Only a foolish wife that has nothing at stake would keep boyfriends just because her husband is keeping girlfriends.
Albertone:


Don't ignore my question.
Can you allow your wife to keep boyfriends?
Romance / Re: Help!!! I Feel Depressed And Insecure Because I Have A Small D*ck. by Shank909: 9:09pm On May 26, 2022
You are thinking like a toddler. when you get married let's see if you will stick to your wife alone for the rest of your life.
Albertone:


See the trash a 35 year old man is typing.
Can you allow your own wife to keep boyfriends?

I guess God is using your size to curb you.
Romance / Re: Help!!! I Feel Depressed And Insecure Because I Have A Small D*ck. by Shank909: 11:02am On May 25, 2022
Bros I hope you are not planning to prescribe any dick enlargement treatment bcus none works, even google proves it.
IceColdVeins:

DM me
Romance / Re: Help!!! I Feel Depressed And Insecure Because I Have A Small D*ck. by Shank909: 10:54am On May 25, 2022
I swear I have tried it before. I bought one big pandoro( that fruit that looks like yam) I collected its water and added to Ori butter and applied it on my gbola for some weeks I got discouraged when I didn't notice any result and I discontinued using it.
janda1:


Boss go and buy Ori butter

Buy Pandoro...I will get a link and share

It works
Romance / Re: Help!!! I Feel Depressed And Insecure Because I Have A Small D*ck. by Shank909: 10:45am On May 25, 2022
Yes I think what made me spectacular is because I'm really good in bed (I'm aware of my small size and I know it's my skill that can save me so I mastered it. I remember a few years ago that I had one beautiful girlfriend, before we started dating I hosted her and her friend at a pool side bar then they saw a big dick guy coming out of the pool and both of them joked about it then my girlfriend said "Ah me I can't even date a guy that does not have a big dick". Mehn, my liver cut but then we still dated and had great sex even though she affirmed the fact that my dick is average she was getting obsessed with me and I had to break up with her and hell almost let loose. Imagine oo someone that boasted that she can not date a guy that does not have a big dick now going crazy for a small dick guy.
Ravenbeast1:
No lady has left you because of your dick size
They keep coming for More
Your wife loves it

Yet you say u wan enlarge am just to impress people.
You seriously should be bothered about other things and not that..
That your Dick grows 6.5 When erect is amazing.
Some dicks are just big for nothing
Even when erect it doesn't get to 6inches..


I once stayed with a friend, he's got a very big dick when I say big, trust me it's big and huge.
Girls like it.
I wanted to feel this way because to me,I felt mine was small but Omor
Some girls said it's big and they like it.
I Even asked some and they said it's not small lol
Omor I Comot mind from there o.

Another thing is how well you can use it.
If you can Bleep well then you are good

Any girl u Bleep wey too big then it's not Ur fault,na her pussy too wide
Romance / Re: Help!!! I Feel Depressed And Insecure Because I Have A Small D*ck. by Shank909: 10:28pm On May 24, 2022
It's not about my wife, don't let us be sentimental here we all know most married men still keep girlfriends. There was a day sometime last month my friends and I went to the beach with our girlfriends and we were getting flirty then my girlfriend wanted to show how crazy she is about me and wanted to give me head in the presence of everyone I did everything to stop her and then she whispered into my ear and said "Oh I think I know why you are stopping me from sucking you I think you don't want your friends to know you have a small dick". Damn I felt so bad inside of me even though I know that was the truth why I stopped her and I was like if my friends should hear I will break your head.
donaldking10:
I wanted to take you serious, until i read to the point where you said you are married & your wife isn't a sex freak.
What more do you want you insecure Simp?
Romance / Re: Help!!! I Feel Depressed And Insecure Because I Have A Small D*ck. by Shank909: 10:11pm On May 24, 2022
What if I told you that my dick is only a little bigger than this when its flaccid and whenever I want to pee in public I will have to be looking left and right to check if no one is looking.
Ninejaywon:
E be like say you be real mumu man.

If u dey lament about your penis size, wetin u want make the owner of this penis below talk. shocked shocked

Romance / Re: Help!!! I Feel Depressed And Insecure Because I Have A Small D*ck. by Shank909: 10:05pm On May 24, 2022
Yes I am a civil engineer but trust me I am worried but I think maybe because I am too social and like the outdoors
Abba114:
op are sure u get job? why wasting time writting this preposterous hokum?
Romance / Re: Help!!! I Feel Depressed And Insecure Because I Have A Small D*ck. by Shank909: 10:00pm On May 24, 2022
Best advice so far
IkeIgboNile:
Learn to love yourself. Many guys are ugly,broke and still have small dick on top. You can't have it all.
Romance / Re: Help!!! I Feel Depressed And Insecure Because I Have A Small D*ck. by Shank909: 9:59pm On May 24, 2022
I am worried bros and I am considering surgery soon but I'm a bit scared if it would not backfire on the long run. I know my dick is a bit long but I want it fat
Deepocean:
The OP just want validation from nairalanders for him to be told that nothing is wrong with his manhood.

Get busy bro
Romance / Re: Help!!! I Feel Depressed And Insecure Because I Have A Small D*ck. by Shank909: 9:56pm On May 24, 2022
I'm a busy man and really active at work and my colleagues know my impotance
zexy2030:
My friend get busy, idleness is killing you. Is sex ur only problem.

If u think ur wife needs a big one, buy a intimacy gadget or enlarge and become dysfunctional for life. Like olamide said "won ma do". No matter how big, if u have a promiscous wife, won ma do. Leave the insecurity matter and live ur life.

U dey Bleep other people girl friend why are u scared someone with bigger dick will dick ur wife, maybe she is already riding a big dick.
Romance / Re: Help!!! I Feel Depressed And Insecure Because I Have A Small D*ck. by Shank909: 9:53pm On May 24, 2022
Yes I know I lack self esteem right now that's why I need help. We are all human and certain things get to us.
haggai247:
Summary.

This man lack self esteem.

I'm this life i have one motto if you like agree if you like dont it'll never change it read slowly.

I'm supposed to be happy ALWAYS.
Romance / Re: Help!!! I Feel Depressed And Insecure Because I Have A Small D*ck. by Shank909: 9:48pm On May 24, 2022
Why would I lie about a thing like this, I swear I have been looking for someone to share my burden with for several years but its hard to share such with friends that why I decided to come to Nairaland. Yes 6.5 is okay but remember I said it is slim and that's what makes it look small to me.
40fy:
Who has 6.5" & still complain?? Everybody knows 6.5" is well above average!!

I swear to God, OP dey lie or He dey use us catch cruise!!
Romance / Re: Help!!! I Feel Depressed And Insecure Because I Have A Small D*ck. by Shank909: 2:06am On May 24, 2022
Well I am thinking that she might not complain but if I get it bigger she would still love it. We do watch porn together sometimes when we want to have sex and all the porn guys are big dick guys and that makes me feel she mind be wishing I had their size too
SWATMan:


@ the bolded.
If your wife is okay with it, then who do you want to enlarge it for?
Romance / Re: Help!!! I Feel Depressed And Insecure Because I Have A Small D*ck. by Shank909: 2:02am On May 24, 2022
I'm still thankful to God but you know us human beings, we always wish we could change one thing about us.
IkeIgboNile:
Learn to love yourself. Many guys are ugly,broke and still have small dick on top. You can't have it all.
Romance / Re: Help!!! I Feel Depressed And Insecure Because I Have A Small D*ck. by Shank909: 12:30am On May 24, 2022
But I have friends that are good looking,rich and still got big dick and I do think such friend can steal my girlfriend
cuterichbigdick:
You can't have it all bro, you are cute and financially ok
Romance / Re: Help!!! I Feel Depressed And Insecure Because I Have A Small D*ck. by Shank909: 12:26am On May 24, 2022
I think they like my look and personality more
9182736455O1999:
You say the ladies come back fore more, then why are you complaining.
Romance / Help!!! I Feel Depressed And Insecure Because I Have A Small D*ck. by Shank909: 12:06am On May 24, 2022
Hi Everyone, I know this topic might appear reasonable to some people and some people might think it's nothing to worry about but I want you all to remember the adage that says he who wears the shoes know where it pinches. I know there are one thousand and one problems in the world to worry about than dick sizes but my people it is actually something to worry about too. I am in my mid 30s and married with kids. No gain saying, I'm a very cute guy to the extent that people tell me almost everyday, I'm tall and slim. I'm kind and full of positive vibes, I'm well doing as well I almost got it all but I keep wondering why having a small dick should be my portion I guess it's actually true about the saying that no one has got it all but I swear if there is one thing I would love to change about me is my dick size. I have two opinions about my dick it is average when hard but looks like that of a toddler when flaccid. It's about 3.5inch when it's flaccid and about 6.5 when hard which seem a bit long but slim. To me, I know my dick is small but to many ladies they kept saying it's average and its cool. I never had a girlfriend leave me because of my dick size in fact all my exes never let go totally they keep coming back, one even told me she prefers medium sized dick like mine because it is easy for her to f**k anyday anytime without feeling pains unlike big dicks. She might be telling the truth but my instincts would not agree.

Although, almost all my girlfriends always complained that my doggy is bad and always affect their belly, my wife can't even give me doggy style at all she complains all the time and begged me not to go all in. Well, I think my dick is a bit long but I don't like the fact that it is slim and get more angry and worried when it's flaccid. I'm grateful to God that my wife is not sex freak and I'm kinda sure my size is okay for her. I have tried different type of dick enlargement treatment but I realized all are fake and no enlargement works unless surgery which I might still consider in future. I feel insecure with my size that going to the swimming pool is a problem for me even though I love swimming, I find it hard to wear shorts or strip to my panties in public(pool or beach or even with friends) which I noticed most of my friends who have big dicks do normally. Whenever my friends or younger brothers come to my house for holiday I don't let them wear shorts or something that will reveal their dick size and I used the kids as an excuse. I and one of my friends traveled out of the country and stayed at an apartment for 3 months and I was either wearing a trouser to bed or wear a big short just so my friend will not notice my dick size meanwhile this my friend likes nudity any small privacy he wants to put off trousers. There was a time he asked me why I like to wear clothes to bed but I told him its because of cold.

The reason why I feel depressed is that I think I'm losing self confidence in myself even though I'm doing well in every other aspect, my look and achievement used to bring pretty ladies my way and whenever any lady is flirting with me I would just be thinking inside of me that "is it with your small dick that you want to f**k this one. Some of my wife's single friends flirted with me a lot but whenever I remember my small size I will just friend zone them cuz I don't want any embarrassment for my wife and myself. To make matter worse my type of ladies are the thick ones especially one with a big ass isn't that weird? But one thing that gives me confidence is that I sure know how to make good use of my dick but then it would be better if bigger.

Please nairalanders, how do I overcome this problem and social media made it worse with their advocate for big dick and make it seem like all women like it big and you are at a risk of being cheated on if you have a small dick. Even though I trust my wife to a very large extent and we live in peace and harmony I still can't stop thinking she might want to experience a bigger dick if she had a chance to.

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