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Spaxon:
95% of those viewing this thread are males.....
as in for una mind una de lecture hall......

























IF U DEY FIND GREEN LIGHT....
TAKE THE NEXT AVAILABLE Keke Napep TO UR JUNCTION.... and look at the traffic light....




sorry for the mentions

I find green light enter ya profile, e come be like say to change the profile pinshure na hard work 4 You.
Babe, bikonu change am nah dust don full dat 1.

softysparky:
When in a commercial bus some will first ask you how much is transport fare, then ask if you are paying with 100 naira change, play with their hair, stare at you, step on your toe then say sorry, complain about traffic, bad roads, lasma, police or driver's driving and when all these green lights didn't work she will remember that she has been sweating profusely and look for a hand fan to fan you both (expecting you to say something like thanks).

If you still ignore her, she will keep reminding the conductor her bus stop for you to hear and do the needful before she gets down.

Ghen ghen! I catch You. I don dey find You since that last time we jam 4 bus. Peeps this girl fit fan ur sorrow away.

Nneka123:
Hmmm!

ok If I notice him looking at me, I just play with my hair, if he looks again, I will smile.

If he walks up to me, I will start walking fast, if he's able to catch up, then that nigga just scored a Jackpot!

If it's a guy, I have been admiring , I basically come around to the places he normally hangs out, and be sending signals for him to notice

me , when he does, I start talking out loud

This is how I followed one to the male's restroom Memories

Babe, U fine no be small! I don run download ur pinshure. But sha if no be U, d thunder wey go fire U never get manufacture date.

Nairaland has been a huge community that enhances idea sharing among like minded and cool Nigerian people esp youths.
Now when someone comes here with the sole purpose of sharing much needed info that will benefit lotta people, the individual will be repayed with unwarranted injustice (ban in this case) whereas those perpetuating evil and scamming their fellow countrymen will be left to fallow.
This to me is capital B.S which should be looked into. I.R.M.C.

Proudly omo Ibile!