Who dey house?
sorry, am new in da house
and i have observed keenly
before jumping in.

i have seen the critics,
the "i no get joke but i want talk",
the "i no go talk until dem yawa smebody"
the flies wey dey support shit

but what makes a joke tick?

Aboard an airplane for the first time, my guy tasted everything called refreshment brought before him.
not too long after, he needed to visit the gents. but unfortunately for him, he met a queue.
being so pressed,he was obliged the used of the ladies instead.
Alas! he relieved himself but needed to clean up but nothing was in sight except buttons with different labels.
he clicked on the 1st with "W" on it and water cleaned him up,
whao! he clicked on the 2nd with "P" and he was powdered.
these whitemen are WONDERFUL he exclaimed. definitely if tabs with single alphabets
can perform wonders, he mused, then this with APR will surely make my flight a never - to - forget trip
and he clicked on it.
Several hours later he woke up in a sterile looking room with gadgets all around him with a large roll of bandage around his midsection. then, it dawned on him that
APR stands for AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER

why ds rofo rofo fight on a sunny day? Make una go shower & take a nap.may u're not aware of what photoshop can do

When we do nothin about cracks in the home that leads to divorce.when we do nothing about loves turning bad, we tend to hear more of this stories.
what we might not see now is the life long stigma that the innocent victim will live with.

The key word is FOCUS which u av. There shuld be better schools (even if a bit more expensive) dat u can negotiate wt and stil get good stuff from.work on this and it will pay out.
But my pple showing pessimistic solidarity for naijaland. Even if u soak ur skin for hot oil, purge ur belly, u no fit change ur identity o o. U be naijarian. A good word from u can move us forward if we can

Naijarian, am scared ooooo
hope say dem never delete positivity for our dikko? U don forget say na our guy do this web thing? Kadan kada o, were nwa o, e ro ra o