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CareerRe: 8 Professions That Makes It Hard For Ladies To Get Husband by sharonnnn(f): 6:26pm On Jul 11, 2015
wristbangle:
But they can tell people they earned money from bar business.
true talk
CareerRe: 8 Professions That Makes It Hard For Ladies To Get Husband by sharonnnn(f): 6:17pm On Jul 11, 2015
wristbangle:
Actually some ladies may a living out of it @ lagos, PHC and FCT. cheesy cheesy
still doesn't make it a profession. they can't boldly tell people what they do. or can they? cheesy
CareerRe: 8 Professions That Makes It Hard For Ladies To Get Husband by sharonnnn(f): 6:09pm On Jul 11, 2015
is stripping and prostitution a profession? shocked
RomanceRe: 9 Mouth Gig Things Guys Need To Stop Doing by sharonnnn(op): 5:58pm On Jul 11, 2015
OmaBliss:
Meaning? undecided
meaning it's not that hard to comprehend undecided
RomanceRe: 9 Mouth Gig Things Guys Need To Stop Doing by sharonnnn(op): 5:54pm On Jul 11, 2015
OmaBliss:
I don't understand.. lipsrsealed
how come? it's self-explanatory
Romance9 Mouth Gig Things Guys Need To Stop Doing by sharonnnn(op): 5:41pm On Jul 11, 2015
link i culled it from is below.


1. Thrusting your pelvis like you're Magic Mike
himself. Dude, you are not having sex with my
mouth or doing some kind of Magic Mike sex
dance where my mouth is a fedora you're
putting over your penis and gyrating into, but
also that is dangerous. Trust me, this whole
thing will be a lot more fun if I have no desire
to reflexively bite your penis off.

2. Staring like we're putting on a porn show for
you. I don't expect you to stare at the wall like
you're watching a 20/20 documentary, but
staring at me creepily like I'm part of a peep
show that's happening in real time is really
throwing me.

3. Pushing our heads down. Don't do this. Ever.
I am not kidding. Porn has lied to you, bro. We
hate this, it chokes us, it's scary, never do this
ever. I swear I would not lie to you.

4. Petting our heads like we're a dog. You
probably think it's reassuring, like I'll think I'm
doing a good job, but just tell me that with
words or moans or something that doesn't
make me feel like I'm an animal who lives at
your parents' house who just brought you your
slippers.

Just sitting there like a teen boy who's not
sure what to do with his hands in this situation.
If you like your balls played with, I don't care if
you go play with them while I'm doing other
stuff. I only have so many things I can do at
once and honestly, blow jobs are like juggling
scarves but in your mouth somehow. God, I
pray no circus performer makes that an actual
thing.

6. Farting before, during, or after. This should
go without saying, but I've had friends who
have told me this has happened to them and the
guy acted like it was totally cool. I get it, things
happen, bodies are bodies, but just do your best
because my nose is 3 inches from your anus.

7. Demanding a Mouth Action (ever, but especially)
because we're on our period. I'm sorry nature
has rendered my body a virtual car wreck of
blood, pain, and emotions, but I don't owe you
shit. If you're going to refuse period sex, I hear
masturbating is nice.

8. Guilting us for not swallowing. Male ejaculate
does not taste great and it is literally designed
to coat your throat and stay there forever until
it impregnates you. Or ... well, you get the idea.

9. Stifling our creativity. Telling me what you
like and what's working is good, but giving me
an 18-page manual of Ikea instructions on how
you want me to handle your junk is super
unnecessary.

www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a36336/blow-job-things-guys-need-to-stop-doing/
FamilyRe: error..wrong section by sharonnnn(op): 5:37pm On Jul 11, 2015
wrong section.. sorry
Familyerror..wrong section by sharonnnn(op):
error
FamilyRe: You've Been Pronouncing Your Name WRONGLY The Whole Time by sharonnnn(f): 5:07pm On Jul 11, 2015
Godskidmidas:
Mary Michael Sarah Rebecca Daniel Jonathan. Those names are Hebrew names not English names. They've been even before the advent of English. So no English man should tell me how to pronounce a name that he doesn't know the origin of.
As he take hungry me na hin I go pronounce am

Hope say I never misyan sha
these are the English transcriptions not Hebrew
RomanceRe: ♥♥ Nairaland Couple Of The Year: Darkenedrebel & Cherlene ♥♥ by sharonnnn(f):
team_darkrebel kiss tongue

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