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VACATION IN OBUDU … (18+) … Part 1
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WARNING: This story is rated 18, contains strong language, pidgin English & Sex
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After rounding up my NYSC program in June I got back to Lagos and got an ICT contract job in a firm a week after (thanks to Dolapo my friend and platoon leader back in camp and during the nysc scheme)..

By August i decided to pay my friend’s family in Obudu a visit. My job being flexible gave me the option of being able to work from any part of the country as long as i had my laptop, mobile phone and internet access.

So i went to see Dolapo (who i work under actually because she’s the manager and daughter of the big boss and owner of the firm) in her office to intimate her of my intention to visit my “second family” in Cross River State.

The Office
Secretary: Good morning sir
Me: Good morning Funmi, how are you this morning?
Funmi: I’m fine, thank you sir.. I guess you are here to see madam?
Me: Yes, hope she’s on sit?
Funmi: yes sir, give me a minute let me tell her about your presence.

she walks into the office
in my mind “omo see brezzz na, c d twins dey confident and proud, and she come,wear pink bra sef, ah dis girl wan kill me wit konji dia morning.. Ah ah ah, c her panty line for her skirt, is like na thong she wear o, if this babe go fit flash me her panties, my dai go bright wella” A second voice pops into my mind “you no go respect ur sef abi, se u wan lose ur job and u want funmi to fire her abi”?

Just then the door opens and Funmi walks out

Funmi: sir she’ll see you now..
Me: thanks love love ke? I smiled at her staring at her chest and reached for the door knob, arguing whether her bra size was 38C or 38D..

she smiled at me after following my gaze, i winked at her and she blushed.. ok na, make, i return from Obudu first, i go must sabi that bra size

You see I have this fetish for thongs (may the gods of our land bless the designers of those panties), bra (pink, red, and blue) that i prefer seeing a girl in a thong and bra than completely nude.. Also, slim and tall girls make me hard any time and place (call me perv, na u sabi).. I hate the sight of belle fat in girls and short girls? Don’t even,come,near me.. So you see, i’ve always known Funmi to be slim and tall (for a lady) but somehow i’ve always resisted the urge to give her a second look thanks to my sexual relationship with her boss, my boss Dolapo..

Dolapo on the other hand is chubby with serious melons, our relationship only started during our second week in camp when by chance i shagged in one of those shops at the mammy market.. It was supposed to be a one time thingy, but the babe actually ensured we were both posted to the same PPA (being the platoon leader and close to the platoon officer).. Although she has a Fiancé (one of those political arranged marriages) we kept on banging till we got back to lagos

INSIDE DOLAPO’S OFFICE

Me: good morning madam
Dolly: good morning mad man.. smiling
Me: what’s up.? Didn’t know I’m now mad o..
Dolly: Na me u dey call madam? Wen u dey shag me from behind dey tell me to call u my daddy, u remember say i be ur madam for office?
Me: me? Shag? I’m a virgin o.. Dunno what you are talking about walks into her kiss and embrace as i squeeze her a$$ and felt her melons on my chest
Dolly: i’ve missed this.. You’ve been running from for two week now.. So this one that you are here, it means you want something?
Me: I’m not running from,you. You know where to fine me..
Dolly: I cant come,to your place na.. You should know this.. You want my dad to shoot you abi?
Me: God forbid me dying.. Anyways babes, I’ll be travelling by the weekend to Obudu.. I want to go spend the September with Franklin’s family.. I’ve delivered those software to Mr Kunle, every other thing would be done online..
Dolly: mood changes you wan go shag those Calabar asewo abi?
Me: this girl you get husband already, u no go allow me live me life? As a matter of fact Dolly, was actually coming to ask if you can tag along with me.. Since after service in June, you’ve been in this office.. Sweetheart, you need a break, we need a break from all this Lagos noice.. Let go to the Ranch, even if its for a week, you can return.. i said this while pretending to be giving her neck light massages And besides, Obudu is some 5-6 freaking hours from Calabar.. So I wont be meeting any calabar girl..
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I went to buy Recharge card from One Aboki
who sells stuff on my street, when I got there he
was arguing with another Aboki, suddenly he
turned to me and said “oga abeg, shebi na
Toothpaste Marry Animal Calling”
I have never been so confused in my life. I kept
asking him to repeat what he meant but he kept
saying the same thing, I was frustrated.
I had to leave them to their argument as I
couldn’t be of help. But it kept bothering my
mind, what could this guy mean??
After days of racking my brain to get the
meaning of his statement, Na this Morning I
realize wetin the guy dey ask me.
What he was saying was “Oga abeg, Shebi na
2face Marry Annie Macaulay”
I fainted twice without closing my eyes..
The person beside me fainted too but was not
comfortable and refainted again..
You can join us to faint too.�����
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JUDAS IN THE CHURCH! … (18+) … Part 1
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Pastor King has seen that there was need for the church to move forward after the death of his assistant pastor. He held a few hours meeting with the deacons and deaconesses of the church telling them of his intentions to get a new assistant pastor and most of them agreed it was a great idea. And so after weeks of praying and seeking God’s face he decided it was time to announce who his new assistant pastor would be.

The church was filled up to the brim, the news had spread like wild fire that a new assistant pastor would be announced and so all the deacons and deaconesses were all present in church. Even those who had stopped coming to church for some time now, they were all present in church.

Pastor King climbed on the pulpit and cleared his throat ad he began to address the congregation.

”Brethrens in the Lord, children of the most high God, my deacons and deaconesses, you are all welcome to church today. It is time for us to move forward after our pastor departed to glory. It is time to chose a new assistant pastor who would help pilot the work of God to the glory of His name and shame of the devil.

I have fasted and I have prayed for weeks now, and by the grace of God, God has chosen who he wants to move his ministry forward. He is someone that you may not expect, he is someone who may not even be expecting this. But this is the will of God and we must honour it. We must work with this man that God has chosen and as you do so HE will bless you in Jesus name” And the entire church chorused ”amen”.

When the announcement was made, everyone was shocked. But they clapped and the congregation cheered as the ushers ran to his seat and led him to the alter. He was also in absolute shock.

Pastor King smiled as he handed over the mic to him. He stood and looked at the crowd, he could see some persons clapping, some where smiling , some were frowning and some were murmuring. He later found his voice on the mic.

”I am totally speechless, for days now God has been speaking to me and telling me He will use me for his work. I surrendered myself to Him and told him to use me as he willed, but I didnt know it was this big. Assistant pastor in this great ministry wow” with this he laid on the floor not minding the white shirt he was wearing, and then he rolled from one end of the alter to the other end. His voice was so loud as he cried out.

”Lord I humble myself before you, use me as you will”

Brother Chuks who was the music director kwt out his voice and started singing a melodious worship song, the church was thrown in an atmosphere of worship. Some persons were already high in the spirit as they spoke in different tongues. Some stood up and left. Others were just there, moodless. It was a glorious moment!
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https://coolstories22.com/judas-in-the-church-18-part-2

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