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NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 8:02pm On Sep 18, 2015
DonPsymon:
*Dancing*


grin


Shawwal1 coman see grin
Hahaha I just they laugh body they suit me aswear seeing this good news

Hope it is confirmed? Cos na stream1 sure pass
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 9:41pm On Sep 17, 2015
DonPsymon:
Na this kyn match I d like watch... cheesy


I don't actually care who wins... All I know is, the loser will receive serious trolling grin
Hahaha a lot of trolling I tell you Thnk God most of the coaches r not twitter d trolling would have been bad
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 7:50pm On Sep 17, 2015
DonPsymon:
Its all good bruh.... Un draw sef e no go bad for me grin
We go win still since na Mou Vs Wenger
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 7:29pm On Sep 17, 2015
sholiyz:
Yes I get ur point but hope u notice what Chelsea played yestday won't earn us a draw in BPL nt to talk of win. The game was sluggish, with harzad a remy losing ball to opponent.
Harzad is having a deep in form which is understandable to any person who dy play football no doubt he is a good player when in form
Your game last night is because the opposition are not that strong

Mourinho wouldn't want to lose against Wenger(specialist in failure) twice this season and Wenger doesn't care if we win or lose alert go enter anytime

I predict a draw or a one zero in favor of Chelsea
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 7:07pm On Sep 17, 2015
sholiyz:
Una don dey fear bcuz we just win one match, abeg we chelsea self never sure abt winning.
Wuna win last nyt s a moral and confidence booster while our lose is the opposite

Your team have a better chance of carrying the day so best of luck

Mr stubborn AKA Wenger can continue to depend on an average team to win matches
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 7:03pm On Sep 17, 2015
theSpark:
that Wenger man doesnt seem to care about footballing pride. sad
When a coach becomes bigger than the club you should expect the Arsenal way

I just hope Chelsea will teach my team a footballing lesson

Average EPL clubs has better squad both 1st and second team AYEW MAHREZ PAYET n d likes but Gunners na Giroud alongside Arrogant Wenger
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 4:57pm On Sep 17, 2015
DonPsymon:
Yeah! cheesy


Why not?


I the play that shii wella sef... You get any private league wey you want mk I join?
Nah I don't have any....how this weekend go be na?

For sure my club might lose or draw against Chelsea but na so Wenger want am
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 4:28pm On Sep 17, 2015
DonPsymon:
Na why I say you get luck na. + that dept is always overpopulated. Can you believe they couldn't mobilize folks for batch Bhuh

To find person for there na case so even if you tell me her name ma e go hard before I find her.
That's too bad I don't even wish to imagine such a scenario I remember how ABU peeps miss out on Batch A e pain us I swear

But glad today we all singing different song

You they play Fantasy Premier league FPL?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 3:11pm On Sep 17, 2015
DonPsymon:
Lol grin


I for track her like say... cheesy
Luck na your own sha.
No try anything that will turn to had I know with that innocent lady cry


Why worry when you don't hav a name
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 10:18am On Sep 17, 2015
DonPsymon:
Na so e d rain here presently o...

Na which year and dept she dey? So that I fit the take care of her when I come back from service grin
MassCom 300L no do any how with am o

But thank God u dy leave the state soon I won't have to bother much About her safety
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 9:13am On Sep 17, 2015
DonPsymon:
How fa? How your night?
Fyn though sleep 4 nyt no dy gree do me as I want weda stil dy rainy n wet

Hw ur Syd na? I get one good of mine(Female) for wuna state state Uni
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 8:01am On Sep 17, 2015
DonPsymon:
Mehn... I be Benue guy no mean say I go liv Benue go d do gra gra for soldier for Akwa Ibom na .... undecided


The man go show me who be indigene
grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 8:16pm On Sep 16, 2015
DonPsymon:
Na joke I d joke na... I d craze before huh How will I look a military stunchy and brush him aside huh My name na obituary huh


I'm sure after serious explanations I'll be allowed to wear that long sleeve.
I tot u b Burutai yunger brother so u 2dy fear?no b confirm Benue Guy u b

Bst of luck as we prepare 4 camp
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 8:02pm On Sep 16, 2015
DonPsymon:
Lol my padi wey don trowey me cheesy


I the wear that body hug long sleeve o.. Don't have time for argument... Might as well brush the soldier man aside If he no gree.
Am sori man but ur assertion is wrong no way I fit forget my Padi 4 dis thread

There s only 1 Don n na U

No try bullshit wit military guys o no talk say I no warn u
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 7:36pm On Sep 16, 2015
DonPsymon:
I bought chase deer o... Its all a matter of preference.


+ the shorts I bought the man sold 2 for 1k sha grin and my shoe na 1500
your stuff make sense I go follow same path as U hope u got no monopoly

Is the white long sleeve allowed in Camp?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 10:56pm On Sep 15, 2015
muhyideenabdul:
Lautech where A.B.U sings. We are naturally ahead of you. We are the possessor of the most widest land among universities in Western part of Africa. Do not wake a sleep lion or else, you wont able to show face as a university student of one small college called "lautech"
Huhuhu you got me lafin there


I've warned him but it seems he no wan hear

Some people go take any kind WEED come d mis-yarn for thread


ABU and Lautech AKA Glorified Secondary School for Godsake hehehe

Walspring biko no try that shit again I've forgiven your ignorance stay off any kind of WEED
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 10:34pm On Sep 15, 2015
Walspring:
Tell your fellow ABU to showcase that they are here and plenty pass Lautech oooo
Huhuhuhuhuhu this guy got me lafin lyk seriously?

Well they'll read ur post and laf just lyk me
grin
NYSCRe: Dear All B15 Pcm's List of Orientation Camps + What states did you choose? by shawwal1(m): 8:47pm On Sep 15, 2015
shaderuky:
katsina, jigawa, bauchi
Expecting to Jam you in Katsina
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 4:35pm On Sep 15, 2015
Walspring:
But Lautech students are more than other institution students if I am not wrong
Lau Wetin?ABU plenty here o
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 4:26pm On Sep 15, 2015
Olami90:
Same here bro... Dats y I pend it. Tld him I will get bak. Tho, I am interested in it not for camp per say but because I fit rock am wella afta camp. Yet to decide sha
Naso we fit rockam aswell after camp

But as haywire don yarn say make them upload the real pic am waiting n if its worth the price guys will hav no ish
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 4:15pm On Sep 15, 2015
Olami90:
D guy said 5K..... cheesy
Buh he is gonna gimme discount wen I'm ready...so i tot of bringing it down to 4k....dunno if it is a good price for dat..

Cc: haywire1
DonPsymon
Thespark
Horlademejy
Shawwal1
Majidyusuf
5K hit me hard for face I swear

How many of this shoes am I suppose to have 1 or two?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 3:39pm On Sep 15, 2015
Olami90:
D guy has bin my pal for som tym and I do patronise him..brings in goods regularly...

I just dey laf..... DonP baba, just guess.
How much for the shoe interested too
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 3:35pm On Sep 15, 2015
wristbangle:
Good afternoon intending Corp members or I will rather say Otondos loading..

I served 2years ago and I can say the 3weeks camp exercise was fun.

Briefly let me advice some of you who have not select your desired locations.

Nigeria has 6 geo-political zones: North Central (FCT, Kwara, Kogi, Benue, Nassarawa, etc), North East(Borno, Yobe, Gombe, etc), North West, South South, South West, South east.

Places with the best NYSC camps are, Osun, Ogun, Gombe, Lagos, FCT, Oyo, Cross river and few

Places with the Worst NYSC camps are Niger, Akwa Ibom, Edo and few others.

Places with the best career opportunities (Banks, Professional Trainings & Companies) are All South West, South South, South east, FCT, Ilorin, lokoja, Nassarawa, jos, Kaduna, kano municipal and maiduguri.

Places with business opportunities are Kano municipal (sabo gari), Lagos, Aba, Benin, Ontisha, Ibadan, Makurdi, and few others.

States Governments that pay Corp members well are FCT, Lagos, Crossrivers and Rivers.

Places with poor/worst internet facilities are common in if not all northern hemispheres except FCT, Kaduna, kano, katsina and maiduguri.

Meanwhile 85 percent of people serving in North are posted as teachers at their place of primary assignment

While 60 percent of people posted to south served as teachers at their place of primary assignment.

I wish all intended Corp members of the best.

Corper wi oo! Wa o!
Just because you served few years back doesn't change the fact you camped in only one state how manage you know all this?

Do you even know the Camp in Niger state currently has a mobile toilet which was not there yes back which means tins might hav improve in other states

Try tour all this camps/state and come educate us better thank you.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 11:41am On Sep 15, 2015
chimajii:
Eh eh...my name is chima and not charity. lipsrsealed
So Chima means money? Well this is new to me thank you for updating my knowledge bless ya moneyChima
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 11:29am On Sep 15, 2015
chimajii:
O ga oo....btw I am Blue-Eyed. So the price or worth of mine shud go tru d roof. With dope features, abeg if u see who wan buy, make u let me knw lipsrsealed
Your type are rare and aww expensive

But why not volunteer and donate to some sperm banks across the globe recognition 1st b4 money

If your offspring reproduce your type of eyes who knows?"lots of ur offspring will be over the world in like 2decade to come
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 10:51am On Sep 15, 2015
dossylvanus:
............. Sperm is liquid life. Don't waste it anyhow.
Better tell them who get ear make him hear simple!!!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 10:39am On Sep 15, 2015
chimajii:
Wait!!! shocked..ahn ah,, undecided like u were sweating to produce it orhuh lipsrsealed
Hahaha I tel you e no easy producing such in good quantity and quality don't be deceived by those who say its production is easy

I they chop better balance diet just to maintain it

you don't expect me to waste it just lyk that na

That's d reason I so much dislyk wet dream (why waste it on bed or jst on a Quickie?)

A lady must worth my thing b4 e comot
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 10:33am On Sep 15, 2015
dossylvanus:
Nobody needs to tell me about the north east.



I stayed in Mubi, Adamawa State for five years.



Most of the people in the north east are Christian minorities with A scattering of Fulani and migrant Hausa people there. The Kanuri dominate Maiduguri. Yola is dominated by the Fulani. What more do you want to hear?



Boko Haram killing people? That's old news. It affected everyone. By the way, boko haram is a philosophical question. What role should religion play in public life? Our leaders haven't addressed it.
So you know all this? well good continue....
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 10:00am On Sep 15, 2015
SirMalik:
hahahaahaha gaskia a arewa zamu mutu
Hahah this made my day wallahi kayi gaskiya danuwa grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 9:40am On Sep 15, 2015
saheed2532:
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I cannot imagine losing my hard earned sperm just for a quickie on a random lady in camp

Well enjoy urself as for me is a no-no
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 9:37am On Sep 15, 2015
dossylvanus:
I agree, but you know that apart from Kaduna, the hostility in the North West is second to none.
Maybe you haven't met anyone frm the North East and he'll tell you how thy're ok

And most of what you hear from the media is

mainly coming from outskirts of the main town or capital

Unimaid Guys can contribute in educating us more
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by shawwal1(m): 9:32am On Sep 15, 2015
domzy007:
Morning y'all !!!Domzy007 signing in....Finally did my reg hitch free. Chose Kaduna, Nasarawa and Taraba. #ArewaMafia can't see my self serving outside the north. I don't knw why u southern niggas and nigglettes scared grin
Too much stereotyping is d cause na

Na so I dy read how some1 dy misyarn say he no fit serve whr there s no infrastructural development I laf sotey I remember Nigeria s stil a thirdworld country bt some peeps dy claim developed

If no be North I can wait 4 another year to serve simple

Godless ya my #ArewaMafia

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