₦airaland Forum

elmisti:
Guy, after reading dis, I must say, I m sad nd really disappointed in ur lack of comprehensive skills, my comments where not derogatory and mean like d one u posted now, and u should check my census update, I will prefer to serve in OGUN state, but I don't v to argue with u as ur inferiority complex av settled d case......And yes I can compare and contrast states....Fu*ck your ancestral history nd to hell with ur prominent personalities.... Don't vex me abeg....

Haba my guy you know say you be the chief landlord for this thread as you be 1el and the other is 2 el I no suppos dy see this kind tin

Cheer up vry soon we'll all be missing each other,while some of us wil jam for Camp so you too chop knuckle



OYa tel me Wetin u wan eat make I go gettam for you kilishi,shawarma or suya Wch 1 you lyk?

Gazaliah:
Hahahahahabaha @embolden...
Shawwal1 ,when you turn like dis

Oga Alfa I never see any change for body or my write ups maybe you're stil missing your bby boo that s why

Try call her n re-read d bold it will mean different tin lol

lokoloko84:
Are you alright? So this forum belongs to you.I am a passive participant on this site.So because you have few persons of you passing comments on this site therefore,you are the only participants on this thread.
More than a million persons browse this site every day and do not comment, so what is your point.
By the way I used 'talk less' in my comment because of the incomparable nature of the response.
Have a nice day.

My guy no mind anybody for this thread

I support you by some % lol

Just cool down thank you.

Chop knuckle

DonPsymon:
Lol bro... What a day! started for the party then rain started


Couldn't even drive out since the car's headlight's faulty lol


What a day!...

Rain blessed the gathering be that lol

Hope you much better now as compared to earlier?

As u no fit drive out Wetin come hppn?na donkey carry u

DonPsymon:
Day has been boring bro... + I had a serious quarrel with some fool. Best believe I switched to beast mood.

It should get better sha since today is my hommies birthday and he declared groove.. So any moment I d out


100 days in office and Buhari already made light look like garri God dey... A nigga cannot drink normal beer lately, it must have block...

Sorry man you could hav made ur anger expensiv 4 them though s now in d past

Go enjoy urself wella hope the beer will not d iced @ d groove

DonPsymon:
Lol


I respected him a lot... Was equally surprised when I heard the gist tho.

Fall a victim? I didn't - lucky me.
How is your day?

My day s going on well

Just dy inside house'HomeALone'

Its cool having light 24/7 while doing nfn

How ur Syd na?

DonPsymon:
Benue nor d pay shi shi...


But you'll love it on here.


Low cost of living - Check
Plenty food - Check
Accommodating peeps - Check


Only problem you'll have is the weather... Too much sun, too much rain, too much everything.... Benue's kul

And nice babes too

Especially those using Doo-shima for their names

Lol Benue guys n babes na number 1 ask 2baba he'll tell us more no b so?

DonPsymon:
*opens eyes wider*


Shawwal1 I'm disappointed


So all these happened and you couldn't even tell a bro? WTF?


To think I kept asking for the dude thinking he'd be of assistance and all...


*faints*

I never had any business with him you wouldn't expect me to have any first hand info if he was a fraud or not

But am glad you didn't fall a victim and hardluck to those who did

If you followed A15 you'll understand how helpful he was to guys having issue I'll never bliv his capable of wht thy accuse him of doing as Nigerians I'll say na 'DeVIL'

ademasta:
Abeg how much go finish this online reg plus including online printing of callup letter?
Cc
Babatawa
Shawwal1
Et al

It depends on the cost cafe collect in whr you're(state)

For me 5k or 6k should be ok

babatawa:
and I'll serve in kd shey?

No you'll serve for Biafra

Physika:
COME IN AND RE-INTRODUCE YOURSELVES, IN THIS FORMAT:

NAME: ....
LOCATION: .......
UNIVERSITY........

CC Omitooguns Physika

@2el @babatawa @haywire1 @shawwal1 @kbs467 @annybens1993 @iykebestb1 @iykebest1 @horladmeji @allsmyles @whizqueen @dorlafunmi @beamborla @estyble et al

NAME - YUNUS SHAWWAL

LOCATION - MINNA

UNIVERSITY - ABU ZARIA

PREFERED STATE- Kaduna,Kano or Katsina (Daura specifically)

MONIKER- Shawwal1

Am happy to be here with you guys thank you...

DonPsymon:
Heard they pay 5k too sha. But are you sure babataw will serve there? Thought he prefers OYO?

Not sure about the state allawee and babataw will Definately not be in kd then no qualms, like I said I hav place to stay(family and guardians)

DonPsymon:
What makes you think accommodation in Kaduna na sure thing?


Might as well end up receiving no state allawee

Generally accomodation dy cheap for North,food as well

And Kaduna be my second state schooled there so am familiar with the place

And on a lighter note babatawa dy for kd he'll keep me happy jst d way he keeps mamatawa happy

I don zero my mind about state allawee if u can get a good PPA it will suffice for any shortage in d federal allawee

Gazaliah:
Hahahahahahahahaaa...No let her know ooooo

Trust me na I'll never do such though some guys wey dy eye her fit try create tsunami btw you and her

If that happens plss count me out


Zoom out of thread lyk the Flash chasing Captain ZooM

Gazaliah:
She is my one and only Baby booooooo

Another one is a Concubine

Hahaha see how a guy confessed his sins on a big forum like this che there's God Oga Alfa

Lol

Gazaliah:
Beamborla,wia you dey oooooooo
shawwal1,majidyusuf,hilsocial,physika,excozee et al(Abeg,na who help me see Beamborla)

Saw her at MMA on her way to Dubai

She wan go shop for authentic NYSC T-shirts and shorts for herself and her boo(Gazaliah)

Until then manage your second boo

Olami90:
Honestly, you said my mind....

##See, I go dey responsible for all d cowbell sachet gberefu milk wey u go take all thru ur service year.

His last paragragh has alwys been my thought. Na so e go be. Me sef don prepare for dem. Dem no fit strike me wit one kind unexpected rule.

Infact, I fit go spy d very first day nd see as e dey go. If it is sweet, ah go do am. If I need to re-strategise, na d ffg day b dat.


Modified: Goooooaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllll


Gooooaaaaaaallllllllliiiiiiiiii goooaaaalllii

Addddrrrriiiaaannnooo grrriiigggaanggoo



See where me nd alexis dey train .

Hahaha guys need to economise I tell you

If not you'll be OYO during that service year

Olami90 I swear you be Sabi guy hook me up for that stadium na I wan show case alongsyd Alexis

DonPsymon:
I believe I'll get 1 of those states sha...


+ where you want serve sef?


I don't think they'll be surprises. Best believe they'll be slight modifications though... Anyway, surprises or not I go still reg that day.

I plan to serve for Kaduna

Along comes free accomodation,free feeding and a chance to Ghost

Or maybe Kano and Katsina

Any where short of this places s a nono

I will not want to go to state were my allawee go finish for only T.p

DonPsymon:
Be there na


Me na Akwa Ibom/Anambra/Osun o


I don't think those states will be over populated sha.


+ say na early reg I the do, hopefully I'll stand a chance.

Hope either of those state go click for you e go make sense as I know you're ready to enjoy this service year

Just hope NYSC will not suprise us with some kind criteria so during reg

If they do I'll gently and calmly waka comot for cafe get fresh air n come back the following day after diligent thought to wht I may see

DonPsymon:
Lol broda,


The gods should communicate to you 1 of these days as well.


But didn't it bother you?


For instance, if 20k PCMs choose Lagos during registration and the facilities at camp could only take 2k say 2k for stream 1 and 2k for stream 2... What happens to the remaining 16k PCMs


#ChooseWisely

If na first come first serve the rest r On their OWN lol

Probably you may find yourself among the 'rest' na Cameroon NYSC go try accomodate you with the IDPs if every state come full

dossylvanus:
Lol. Kaduna is my portion.

We go Jam for Kd be that Godwilling

DonPsymon:
So I heard during deployment, neighboring states will take CMs from states that are over populated with CMs, if the neighboring states themselves have not been extremely occupied







E.g if you chose Abuja during registration and Abuja becomes over populated, you're likely to get Nassarawa, Kogi, Niger, Plateau and Kaduna.


If you chose Lag and Lag gets occupied: Ogun, Ondo,



Slave Coast, Poto Novo Lol



CC Shawwal1
Beamborla
Zeenaas
Babatawa
Majidyusuf
Physika
dossylvanus

As everyone lately is hearing one tin or anoda r d Gods communicating wif u pipul?

Not a bad idea if I won't b taken far frm home

BREAKING NEWS!!!

NYSC deploys biometric technology for conduct of check on corps members

The National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) has developed a biometric data capturing technology that will help in the nationwide conduct of weekly and monthly check on corps members.

The Director-General of the corps, Brig.-Gen. Johnson Olawumi, said this during the inauguration and practical demonstration of the programme at the Kuje Area Council, Abuja.
“It is going to make sure that corps members stay in their places of primary assignment. It will reduce the rate at which they travel.
“It will help the core employers to benefit from the services of these corps members maximally because they will now remain in their places of primary assignment.

“We have policies in the scheme that guide. absence from places of primary assignment. For example – there are certain number of times a corps member can be absent and such a corps member – in punishment – the service will be extended.

“We are not doing this in isolation it is in line with the policies of the scheme. It is going to bring transparency and accountability into the way we do things.

“My staff, who have been conniving with corps members in the past will not be able to do that anymore because unless such a corps members cuts the thumb and gives to anybody to thumb print for him.“

The DG said that six members of staff were presently facing possible dismissal from the scheme after being caught engaging and conniving with corps members to leave their places of primary assignment.

He said that the disciplinary measure being taken was in line with the public service rule and the NYSC condition of service.
He said that the biometric technology made provision for corps members who may genuinely fall sick or have reasons to be away from their areas of assignments during the course of the service year.

Olawumi said that the biometrics would first be deployed for use in Lagos and Abuja adding that it will be fully adopted by other states of the federation next year.
“This exercise will start this September with corps members of batch C 2014 who will be passing out soon and batch A 2015 and it is going to start this September in Lagos state and the entire FCT.
“Batch B 2015, those who will be in Lagos and FCT this biometrics will be applied for them throughout their service year. By next year we will try to extend it to all the other states in the federation.

“The demonstration, which we are witnessing today, is part of the second phase of the computerisation process of the operations of the NYSC scheme for the purpose of enhancing our overall performance.
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“Let me also allay the fears of some corps members we are going to make it very user friendly. “We are going to do it in such a way that it will not impose additional or inconvenience on you than what you face presently.“

He said that the analogue system which was previously in use promoted unwarranted journey to schools to collect call-up letters which led to accidents or loss of letters and in some cases some persons missed the service year.

The DG urged corps members and staff of the scheme in states and local governments to embrace the process with diligence in order to make it a success.
He said that the service would not tolerate acts geared towards sabotaging the success of the program noting that the scheme was working assiduously to computerize all activities of the scheme in line with global best practices.
According to Olawumi, by this, the NYSC like other agencies of government will be positioned to render seamless, efficient, and effective service to Nigerians.

The D-G warned corps members wishing to stage any form of protest either on non-payment of allowance or other matters to desist from such endeavor as there was no provision for such in paramilitary agencies.

He said that corps members caught would be severely sanctioned and disciplined calling on states and local governments owing allowances to corps members to ensure immediate payment.
Olawumi said that the biometric technology was already in use by the scheme as ID cards of corps members had chips which were used to identify and locate them especially in cases of emergency.

“The package also includes a change in the certificate they will receive at the end of their service year. The certificate of national service will now carry the passport photograph of the corps member to forestall theft.

“Employers of ex corps members can now login the NYSC website and verify the certificate and authenticity of other information presented them” he added.

Earlier, the Chairman of the Kuje Area Council, Hon. Ishaku Saban, lauded the hard work and diligence corps members serving in the council showed in the discharge of their duties.

He assured the scheme of improvement in infrastructural development in order to improve the condition of the people and corps members living within the area.

Dr. Micheal Ikhide, the Director corps welfare of the scheme said that the task of effectively monitoring corp members nationwide had remained a challenge to management.
Ikhide said the launch of the biometrics would check cases of absenteeism, submission of monthly clearance letters by proxy and other forms of indiscipline among corps members.

DonPsymon:
Lol I want to register as early as Wednesday...
what are the benefits of early registration sef?

Am really not sure of the benefit but in due time other PCMs will highlight some of the benefit if any

Off to play football

DonPsymon:
Fine o


I go gym this morning sef.


Who the hell is Jillian Michael Never heard of him tho.


Why you com dey ghost mode na?

Jillian s a lady you can check up on her through youtube she help guys lyk us.....


Since I saw my name I jst lost interest to be typing much cos na looku looku mode sweet pass for now until reg start ehn

DonPsymon:
Wey this Shawwal1?

I thy Ghost mode

As you talk say make we Gym up to avoid fainting for parade ground and during that walk, na him I jst dy practice with the aid of some vid from Jillian Michael

How Benue na?

DonPsymon:
What matters is you saw it bro, some folks haven't seen their's up till now.

My best wishes to them

donasere:
Trek go China bawo? I neva wakka Anthony to Maryland you dey talk China!! Oga dat na rough play ooo

Stop talking lyk say na woman u b even some women fit do better than guys for that kind trek

donasere:
Choi!!!....na even dat endurance trek I dey
reason!

We go do am even if we go trek go china no dulling

Hehehe see imagination

donasere:
See plans!!.....make fulcanizer for the abandoned tire rim he promised me sef gahz gym ooo!!

The earlier the better you still got plenty weeks to tone that belly who knows?Mr Nigeria crown will be yours

DonPsymon:
Lol


Hope you saw your name online?

Yes I did but not without having BP