ibroh22:
For where you do something,,,I no see anything o
btw,, happy new month to you too dear

You don't mean it? u no see say I put ur name after my sister own fa?

aBbiie25:


My dear, i wish you the same o! imaima mmi lolz.

Hehe...Imaima mmi!!

Awon temi!!! Happy new month my darlings! May this month bring better things our way,and God should touch DJ Kaza to release TT l'oruko Jesu...Amin
cc
Dream2
Chumaster
Yormee (I tink say u no go come back,see ur forehead)
Abbiie25
StarryV
Missbeebee
Posimii
Patty2014 (Imaima mmi)
Ibroh22 (See what I did there? )
Rebekkah
Dipson546
and to all my bosses and bossets in da house!

SPECIAL NEW MONTH BLESSINGS TO MY SUGARNESS Coyy I pray God plants your feet on higher grounds this month IJN. My love for you is like Chumaster's TT countdown,abi na countup; It doesn't get tired,it doesn't give up,it doesn't relent and it is unending...

chumaster:

AUGUST COUNTUP TO THE NON-RELEASE OF 2016 BATCH B MOBILISATION TIMETABLE BY NYSC MANAGEMENT!!!
IT IS EXACTLY 1 DAY THAT NYSC FAILED TO RELEASE B16 MOB. TIMETABLE



Happy new month people

Happy new month Chum,dis ya new countup make brain fa! more vaseline to ya elbow

ojaydedon:


am doing great
wow.. Am kinda considering ur state small small as one of my choices, but havent made up my mind...

Hehe..biko,make up ya mind sharpaly. I fit dash u pancake,eyebrow filler,eyeshadow,lipstick,what else do u need for the makeup?
Happy new month to you dear.

chiboy429:


Are you based in uyo sheboss? I am in uyo.

no,ayam in Eastern Obolo fa...inside one of the pipelines

Dotman2210:
Yaaga...abio m getting ready,teach me more now Good morning pretty good n U?

hehehe...juz bring your pencil and notebook,with registration fee fa..shikena!

carexy:

nne Dalu....a hurum gi.

awwwn, thanks darling! right back at you! Happy new month.

chumaster:
abasi mbok!

Lol...Chum wetin do you,u see ghost?

patty2014:
Good evening everyone, sheboss mkpo abadie.? See as this place quiet ! Yorme, coyy, bussiebor, ibroh22, dream2, chumaster, posimi, aBbiie25 where at thou Rebecca how far, the thread is not moving why

Sister mi,idiokke oo,mmo mba. The whole NYSC thingy just tire person.
Chumaster,I sight you ooo,I hear say ur bachelorhood days are finally over. God has answered our prayers at last! Carexy...nne,odikwa mma. nno

Dotman2210:

*covers face* okay I know sonsongo which thank you right? Aka uke thats where are you going then some few ones too
Good evening dear

You got them right! You're really getting ready ooo good evening dear,how are you doing?

ojaydedon:


hey boss... What tribe r u sef.. I just d see tins wey i no understand wey u type Longest tym

I'm Ibibio (tribe), from Akwa Ibom State. Long time questionnaire,how are u doing?

Dotman2210:
Good...mesiere,Lol I know hear that one o

Lol...i know say u no go hear. Say na only 'mesiere' u know bah? lol.

patty2014:
Sheboss amesiere o, mpko abadie?

Idiokke imaima mmi,amesiere nde...idem eh?

Ahhhh!! Tita is that you? ABbiie25. So you haff join the gang? Issorite

chiefojiji:
How would I know if I'm drunk please? I took 7bottles of star, now my eyes dey close by itself. Is it one of the symptoms that I'm drunk? Drunkards please epp !

coyy:
no, it is one of the symptoms that u are high.

u are not drunk yet.

And you know this because? Shey he said drunkards shu epp...are you?

Yorme eyaff mad finish...so ya now a (f). Choi!!! Our enemies are at work ooo. Wia is Rebe? Posimii, Coyy Honey,biko make una com assist me tie up Yorme mk we carry am go Yaba left

Dotman2210:
Lol ...hmmm okay now Good morning dear,Abadie?

Idiokke my brother....idem mfo? You hear that one?

yorme:


When you turn seer like Titanium38, ehn? Sha welcome! Rebekah's hugs await ya!

Rebe's hugs ke? Yorme warn yasef ooo. Stop trying to lead my hubby astray fa. Coyy, stay away from this Yorme...he's bad influence fa.

coyy:
i seer Dan d seest ...Rebekah biko bring d hug.. is it Rebekah or rebekkah sef

Bring hug ke?? Please I don't share.

Ohhhhh Coyy honey, you're here!! Thank God you're finally back. I missed you so much!

Dotman2210:
Good afternoon beautiful people,
To those who were in Church today how was service?mine was awesome every July we do have our tribal praise and today was Calabar's those guys can sabi dance,they actually had a wonderful presentation,
About their food too amazing delicacy afang soup,with one other soup I dont know the name ;Dwell my plan never change na Akwa-Ibom I still wan serve
Shoutout to all my Calabar peeps
Sheboss though I learnt you are a bit strong God is your strength my dear
And Patty2014 et al
Akwa-Ibom ayaya o mesiere
Do enjoy the remaining part of your day guys,
#Dotmancares

Lol... I love what I'm seeing. Why did I not see this since na? That was just a tip off the iceberg dear...wait till you're inside the soup pot gan gan, u no go like comot again

patty2014:

Ndia iwoho o! Kpong aye ke akeng ekpek

Choi!!! Mmekpa!!!

justcallmenuel:

Thanks dear...but yorme might be of help u knw

Okay, send ya details to this no. 0802 261 6614... Name, sex, age, location, (hope you're in Lagos sha) qualification, past work experience. Interview is supposed to be tomorrow, so get your CV ready, with a passport photograph and your credentials. Call the number if you need further directives. Good luck and let me know how it goes.

justcallmenuel:

Any job / work will b fyn, just need 2 kip myself busy wit sometyn...I really don't mind d pay

Lol you dey mind Yorme? My brother just go to jobland (job and vacancies section) and try your luck.

Titanium38:




Who is kazeem lolz. I no dey o! na quote i just dey quote her ni o! Dont take me to zamfara bikonu. lolz





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This page is dedicated to all the contestants for Mr Nairaland including Rebe whos seriously considering joining . May the best man win o!
This page is also dedicated to those suffering from NTTF(Nysc Timetable Fever). Posimii, coyy, shebosss and mee lolz. No think am again. Their head go soon correct. It is well fa!

ibroh22:
Wow,,,it's official,,,this is my page
firstly,this page is dedicated to God Almighty,,in which I put my trust to do better things for me,my family and all GLanders for this buhari era
secondly, to my wife patty2014,,,,I hope to see the smile on ur dp physically very soon,,u must laugh exactly same as ur dp
Thirdly,to the yesterday birthday boy yorme
fourthly,,to my bosses,,,,dream2,coyy,titanium38,sheboss,Chumaster,rebekkah
fifthly,,,to all Ladokites in the ous,i pray they send our names,,the strike has paralyzed all activities in the school,,, student affairs building is closed gan self
sixthly,,,to all GLanders,,,good morning

Ibroh22, so u haff marry my sister abi? As I no well, na im u come behind my back con do backdoor arrangements? E no work fa! You must buy me drink Infact, I get my own special list wey I dey give you. Patty2014, ha fa na? Ndia ama awo? Afo unoho eyeneka mfo gist?

yorme:

What can you do?

See this one Feeling like an e-recruiter? *yinmu*

yormee:



Stop speaking in tongues jor

Izit ya tongues?

Titanium38:




lolz. They cannot kill us but can only make us stronger. If no show by this week, i go just keep mute dey watch. its annoying seriously.

God pass them... Esp that DJ Kaza

yorme:


Choi! Choi!! Choi!!!

No kill somebori oh!

Busy borri

Rebekkah:
this people vying for Mr and Mrs. Nl will they win car/cash bikonu? if there's money let me wear my bikini go contest sharp sharp o ....
titanium38, sheboss, missbeebee una dey here so eh
That king Vanilla though ?

Present twice!! I dey ya back ma... Infact, na me go do ya makeup