coyy:
anuoluwaposimi bawo ni?
kilode ti o dake jeje bi adie ti ojo pa bayi?
shey kosi wahala ma

That's true ooo, haven't seen Anu's brake light for a while now.

coyy:
it will soon start.. thank God ma sweetheart ( Sheboss ) understands yoruba

Titanium38:



Lolz. That's the funny thing. I never hear any yoruba speak yoruba here. Why na

Lol... They do oo. Dipson546 dey scatter am like kilode.

ibroh22:
sheboss and titanium38,,,this one wey una dey speak d language wey we no undstsd,,,we self go dey speak Yoruba o,,na cheating nw

Lol... Kilon so? Oya bring it on. Me sef dey hear Yoruba...and Titanium does too. Ehenn you were saying?

ibroh22:

thanks for the mention,,,got couple of friends in akwa ibom and sheboss is ryt,,and it's also peaceful

Thank you my brother, God bless you.

chiboy429:
I hail all the prospective corpers in the house including my humble self.


I am chisom by name
Uniuyo
Physics.
I am so glad to meet you guys here .

Another Tuskite in the house
You're welcome to Graceland my brother.

patty2014:
Yak itua aye mbom sia mfin adoho usen usoro.
Lol.

Lol... Okay yorme anie ata mfoniso. Dia ka...

Titanium38:



Choi! See dis nwanyi akwaibom. Dis is serious, I need to go back to my village

You try dear. Who's teaching you fa

Lol...I had Igbo roomies back in school, so I used the opportunity to learn

yorme:

Can i join you in the kissing? *winks*

Onye bu this one? Titanium38 na kpo gi

coyy:
hmmmmmmmmm. baby, with dis points of urs, I even love u more

take kiss *muah*

Awwwwwn... Yummy kisss. Thank you baby.

Dream2:

Can i send you a PM?just need to discuss some issues with you privately.

Okay... Kosi wahala.

Dream2:

Now am confused,so you stay in uyo,that's cool,what can you say about the cost of living?what do you know about the maritime school over there becauise that's what pulling me to Akwa-ibom plus i will be so glad if you can change my orientation about the state.

Okay....what exactly is your orientation about the state bc I can do little or nothing to change it, you'll only have to come here and see things for yourself. Seeing they say, is believing. About the cost of living, I'd say it is relatively moderate, compared to other places....depending on where you were based b4. Goods and services are affordable, accommodation is not an issue, transportation is cheap.
The maritime academy, is located in Oron...also a major town not far from Uyo the capital city. Although I don't really know about the admission processes and requirements but I'm sure if you perform excellently in the entrance exam, you'll be admitted on merit.
My people are very warm and accommodating, just like 'there's a Judas among every twelve' you don't expect everyone to be saints...there are some bad eggs too. Oh...did I mention? We've got assorted delicacies and one of the best hands in the cooking game (you know what they say?)
With these few points of mine, i hope I've been able to convince, and not confuse you that Akwa Ibom indeed is the land of promise.

Titanium38:


Pia onye! Bia kpacha anya gi o! Oya translate this one lolz.

Lol.... Hehehe I should warn myself bah? Chere kam bia

LogoDWhiz:
lol. haba. ... well, as at now, it is that bad, but i pray it improves.

It's not just in AKS alone my dear, it's everywhere. We're all praying things improve. The harsh economy is catching everyone especially in this Buharism period.

belladorna:
I wasn't given my original jamb letter of admission when I was in uni.can I get it on the net,how do I go about getting it now.Thanks and God bless

You can't get it on the net, you're to collect it from your school.

LogoDWhiz:
lol. nice. ikot okubo

That's around that Teaching Hospital area abi? That side go cost na...

Titanium38:


You speak ibo too Chai! Odiegwu! I carry nyansh for you oo

How was your night dearie

Small ooo, I only speak little. Lol. Agam a pia gi My night was good dear...yours?

LogoDWhiz:
Nice. along oron road.?

Esackly!!! You nko? and where's your ppa?

Titanium38:
Logodwhiz, it can't be that bad. People who have gone there, said it's cool. Abi you have given those beautiful girls ya money finish lolz. Please keep an open mind and see the place for what it truly is, don't just see what your eyes wants to see. Don't be too quick to conclude.

You're a very wise woman... God bless you my dear.

LogoDWhiz:
i seriously hope so my dear. chai. i don c tinz. btw, where do u stay in uyo.?

After Shelter Afrique estate...towards the airport.

Titanium38:


Is it ya speaking lolz

Amam I wonder ooo my dear.

LogoDWhiz:
moreso, the 5k is real. some people received theirs last week and it was 5k. btw, if u notice d state gov hasnt com out to say anytin about it. akwa ibom ayaya

Aneke ayaya...


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Yaga!!! I just opened a very unique number
Dedicated to LogoDwhiz, I hope you enjoy your stay in my beautiful state, and by the time your service year is over, your perception about the state and the people would have changed.

Rhay:
Rhay University of Ilorin Economics 2016 Oyo, Delta, Enugu and Abuja

You're welcome to Graceland dear.

yorme:



stop speaking in tongues jor...

Lol...
Patty2014 mbok aya do se imana imen Yorme isin ke esio afere oo, atongo adi keng inua

LogoDWhiz:


Okay bro...

first and foremost, d allawee has been slashed and it is not being paid regularly.. U myt only get to receive 8 or 9 months allowance.
Cost of living in Uyo is very high.. High cost of food stuff.. High cost of accomodation.
Social life is very much okay.. There are cool spots to hang out..
90 percent of corpers re posted to schools.. the rest Ministries.
Another major reason that made me say the state is overhyped is because there is no firm here.. You only have the oil companies, and they are in Eket and corpers are not posted there..
The indigenes are kind of backward, they are relaxed and not ready to work.. Give one money today, tomorrow it is finished...
Mode of transport is keke, taxi or bus...

But don't let this discourage you, if u feel like coming, please do.. This is just to help you make an informed decision

Wairre minit!! Which Uyo are you talking about? Lol... Abi is it the same Uyo that I am living in? Cost of living is high? High cost of foodstuff? High cost of accommodation It's sounding very strange to me, bc Uyo is one of the moderate cities to live in. Maybe your expectations were way too high (were u expecting
heaven?), that's why you're obviously so disappointed. Most corpers that come here refuse to go back home after their service year...they stay back and get jobs here (I personally know of a lot).


About the slashing of allowee, biko be sure of what you're saying bc it's still very much a rumour...a friend of mine who's serving here said he still receives the 10K and regularly (they even pay state allowee earlier than the FG 19,800)
And did you say there are no firms here? You're obviously new to the State, so please make your research properly b4 giving out misleading info. Yes, most of the oil firms are in Eket bc Eket and the surrounding LGAs are the oil towns. But there are also some oil firms (majorly company headquarters) in Uyo.
Finally, you said the indigenes are backward and lazy? I don't know what your yardsticks for reaching this conclusion are, but trust me, my people are one of the most hardworking people and hospitable Nigerians you'll ever come across. Mbok, don't use stereotypes to judge a whole tribe and present them in a bad light. Thank you.

patty2014:

Yorme was about entering his mum's pot that last time we met. Unfortunately, he might still be there. Good morning all. To my sister "amesiere o"

Amesiere nde eyeneka mmi.... Lol Yorme iyaf suffer! cooking pot ke?

Omobolaji20:

Won't you include my name?? It's omobolaji20.
Good morning nd barka de salah

Haaaa! Ore mi! My friend my friend of life! Special Eid greetings to you. Keep my own share of the chicken oo

coyy:
sheboss is here with me
we are not sleeping yet

Last night was wonderful honey You're the bestest!!!

Good morning Graceland...

Eid Mubarak to all Muslim faithfuls on GL and around the world. May you have a wonderful day filled with love and joy.
cc
Dream2
Ibroh22
And others.

iyke1989:
Madam Cheese balls!! I dunno o..I should be asking u...when last did u see him?..where were u last night?...*brings out a jotter and pen, forming FBI*

*opens new page*
Pics up mic!*
!..please..! I want to use this medium to tell y'all to open ur purses , ur school bag[\b] , ur [b]deepfreezers , ur cabinets, lockers and cupboard...look under ur chairs and table!
We're looking for yorme! Whose last whereabouts was with Cheeseballs...at 10pm on the 3rd of July, 2016 in nairaland

Egba mi!!! Hike you're wicked ooo, see the kind places wey u dey find Yorme.
Yorme biko wia are you? Come back and see what a caring friend Hike is.

patty2014:
Eyeneka mkpo abadie?

Idiokke darling mmi, idem mfo?

iyke1989:
Madam Cheese balls!! I dunno o..I should be asking u...when last did u see him?.. where were u last night ?...*brings out a jotter and pen, forming FBI*

Haaaa!! This kind suspicious kweshion fa... I was with my hubby oooo, Coyy is my witness.
Abi Sheboss don turn cheese balls now? kontinuu