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Sometimes, I just feel like killing some human being called ladies.

I went for a vacation last year and returned back to nigeria last sunday, so I called my girlfriend to meet me up at Ikeja City Mall so we could see a movie together and probably do some shopping.

She came, we visit a fast food there and went in to see a movie titled 30 Days In Atlanta, so after d movie, she said she was hungry again, we bought another food.

Time for shopping, I got for her all what she needed and was about leaving the mall, she sighed a wrist watch and told me

Girl:My love
Me:Yes dear
Girl:Today is my brothers birthday and I promised him a wrist watch
Me:Ok, that's good.Happy Birthday to him
Girl:Is that all you would say?:
Me:Oh, Happy Birthday to you too.
Girl:Pls stop being funny, lets buy a wrist watch for him here.

So we entered the shop inside d mall, of all wrist watches she saw, she pointed at the one showed below.

Me:With joke, I asked her if his brother put this wrist watch on, will the watch tell him the time Jesus Christ will come?

Girl:You kno I hate jokes, if you dont buy it, then I wont be happy

Me:If you cant choose another one less expensive, pls dont be happy

Girl:I knew you never loved me, dont call me again.

She left angrily and i called her fone once,she hanged on.

To me, that's d end or what should I do?


The price for the Wrist Watch is 993000

GEJ till 2019 or if the constitution allows 3rd term, then GEJ till 2024

ok

Pussickpunk:
some crazy GEJites go soon reach here nw they talk rubbish....



#GMB all the way

As some Buharians are already doing

DavidHume:
This is a stale news ....it already made front page yesterday! @OP pls cook up a better story dat wld attract recent vibes........like ds https://www.nairaland.com/2076395/pictures-she-promise-him-he


Much love

linda ikeji front page or where cos I dint see it here and besides, we dont fight for FP.

major466:
Buhari possing a smile but, deep in his heart he's thinking about his certificate problem.

500 LIKES

demelza:
Great Men!

The only great men I see there are just Pastor Adeboye And Gov Fashola.
All great men always have certificates to back thier greatness up anytime and anywhere

lilmaxfidel:
LOVE PA ADEBOYE's DRESS SENSE...

LACE AND SNEAKERS?
COOL

Thats what all redeemers now wear to church since last week

2015
2015
2015
And
2015.

It was Fr Mbaka and now Pastor Adeboye and only Bishop Oyedipo of Cannan Land is supporting President GOODLUCK.
Why suddenly are all these men of God going into politics?

I think I saw Buhari's running mate (vice president) on this photo, this old man just want to sell his birth right and still cannot vice this country.

GEJ till MAY 2019

Or if third term is possible,

GEJ till 2024

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I site u Pamcom

onadana:
So sad....autopsy will determine the cost[b][/b] of death.Is there a law charging minors in Nigeria?

The cost should be N50000

Lets hook up

People wen go go hell plenty o.

I think I have to come out d real me to the lady I have a crush on recently so she should kno how totally broke I am and den many consider me

Whizzdom:
See you .... You go dey use the photo dey brag abi ??

You snap photo with Annie .... Annie wey no popular

Me wey i snap photo with ........................

Wait i go soon upload am

Y I go use her pix brag cos if u check my profile, she is d smallest of d celebrities I work with

We met on d red carpet of Hennessey Artistry Club Tour in Club Escape somewhere on the island last night with 2face et Wizkid etc so it was time for the selfie contest.

I chose Mrs Annie Idibia as my partner and I took my selfie followed by hers.

Im very sure mine would be better than hers wen she finally uploads it on social media

2face est Wizkid

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preshuzpearl:
Someone told me its after zenith bank at dopemu. Is the person wrong?

Its d same

Tabh:
There's something bout that monkey...it's beautiful

cool but not as beautiful as u r

UnknownT:
cc: all d i school in France team should take note. Thank God i school in Congo Brazzaville

Here in Otuoke, we see dem everyday

christejames:
The ebola is even more handsome than one of you... Just saying!!!

In real sense, what do u mean?

rawpadgin:
are u the one smiling as if someone is inserting a rod into his a$$h*le??

or the black one, perhaps u are the one licking lollipop

u need to test ur brain in mortuary

barcanista:
The OP, His Friend and the Monkey look alike. Are you 3 from the same parents?

No, we are four, u r d last born

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That topic was just to draw traffic that will last for like 3days.

Ehen, went to visit a friend, saw him with a well clean monkey, so I got her a lollipop .

#SayNoToEbola

Y r we always like this? Cant someone tell us when the match is starting and which station is showing it?

I have a 2004 Mercedes Benz to ship from Texas next month, how much will u clear it for me?

D only thing I see here is just the per hour payment, pls Nigeria Govt, do same.



@sheedy407

Who is her PA on outfits?