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Yo momma is so old, her breast milk is powdered

Yo momma so stupid she tries to eat an iPhone cos it has apple on it

Yo momma so stupid, she was yelling into the mailbox, we ask her what's she doing, she said she's sending a voice mail

Yo Momma so stupid, she got hit by a parked car..

Hayormeah: av u bin to ijb b4?

Yea

Hayormeah: ijebu ode

Not far from lagos nah.... Call me 08028954477

Nice to hear another Nigerian is being touted as the next big thing..... But the man resemble Sani Abacha o..... Make e no be say.....

hermic4lyfe: Send me your email

Pls, I need it too- docolasido@yahoo.com

Hayormeah: do u stay in lagos?cos i dont and is d sensation XE?

Yea, I'm lagos based, where r u based?

Hayormeah: ow mch?is d fone nyc sha?

Yea, very very nice..... Call me... It's 27k

yungryce: Where sheelay go nah

Sheelay dey here o ... Just been busy..... Tnx

doubella: pleasee how much does the LG G2 phone cost and where can i get it.

It's btw 70 n 80k......i believe

Basoj: Pls sheelay and all the gurus in the house, i need your assistance. I have 35k to buy android phone but dont know wch one go for. I prefer samsung most but u can as well suggest other manufacures. Thanx

With that price, go for the Samsung galaxy s2, or HTC vivid, or sensation xl

Gelco: Someone should pls answer me nau??

Go for the fame

Emekemini: Plz hw much is the last price that one can get a uk used samsung galaxy note 2 in lagos

You can get it for 60k max

Hayormeah: Wot nyc android phone can i get wit 30k?

I have an HTC sensation 4G for sale, never been used in Nigeria.... WhatsApp or call 08028954477.... It's capable of installing BBM too...

write2obi: Help urgently guys!!! How do I configure my HTC Vivid? To MTN or ETISALAT. Pls help

This isn't the thread for that

Cyndas: hi all, was thinking of getting a gionee E6 but the price is above my budget.
Which other new android phone apart from tecno can i get with 40k? That has a good bat3 life and also 2g?

Go for the e5, I guess it's btw 35-38k...all the best

yhemini: Hello people, I'm thinking of buying a UK Used Sony Xperia SP, Samsung S3 or Samsung Galaxy Grand. Which one do you think i should go for cos i kinda like the 3 phones and i dnt no which one to choose. I want to hear peoples opinions on these phones most especially the (Sony Xperia SP). Thanks

Go for the s3, it's a beast, n it's a flagship phone so u get good value for money+ Samsung phones r easily rooted to give more satisfaction

rikkard: Used android htc sensation 4g price N50,000.
Apple ipod price N25,000. Call 07013057375

Which generation of ipod is it?

Yo momma so poor, she can't even pay attention!

Yo momma so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said 'sorry, no professionals'

Yo momma so fat, when she wears a red dress, people think the bus is coming

Yo momma so stupid, she went to the orthodontist to get a blue-tooth

Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.....

Yo momma do ugly, she made Onions cry....

Yo Momma is so stupid, she brought a spoon to the super bowl....

Yo momma so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory...

Come in for the best Jokes of the popular Yo' Momma genre..... Feel free to add yours, please....

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Very clean Samsung galaxy s2 i9100 for sale, rooted, not running on 4.2.2..... Comes with lots of premium apps.... And I'm giving it away with 2 leather pouches n a pvc pouch too.... It has no faults at all....I'm in lagos, contact 08028954477,u can also WhatsApp we with same number....

Very clean Samsung galaxy s2 i9100 for sale, rooted, not running on 4.2.2..... Comes with lots of premium apps.... And I'm giving it away with 2 leather pouches n a pvc pouch too.... It has no faults at all....I'm in lagos, contact 08028954477,u can also WhatsApp we with same number....