₦airaland Forum

fitzmayowa:
I guess PMB was sleeping when he made the statement...

I don't believe u read the post and understand it, what they share was generated during the month of May. This is what I called "kill and chop/ hand to month" not treasury

If Buhari complain of empty treasury, it's APC propaganda, ....when Wike complain of empty treasury, ....it's real,

....... Nairalanders

I vote for
Iamkingzlee
Sisoqdude


Cc: NL Jega

I always ask this question in my mind, but today, I decided to ask on this forum in case anybody has a reasonable answer to my question.
How much is the real fee a car could pay before entering at the airport?
A real fee of #100 always printed with the ticket, but another stamp of #300 appeared on the ticket and its the amount collected by the officials



Cc: Lalasticlala

I vote »»»»»»Iamkingzlee««««««


Cc NL Jega

Akwa Ibiom contestant will emerge as a winner at last, ....mark my word

raayah:
Whaat? This Soldier is not a man. He is a woman-wrapper. How dare he bend down and Fix a child's shoe? That is a woman's job. Women take care of the children.

He should be removed from the Army.

If he wants to be feminine. He should go to America and hangout with the gays.

/sarcasm

Edit : Sarcasm is "a sharp, bitter, or cutting expression or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt. Understanding the subtlety of this usage requires second-order interpretation of the speaker's or writer's intentions; different parts of the brain must work together to understand sarcasm.

Your statements don't sounds sarcastic @ all, ....critics rather

I can't see the video

I believe she's a learner, ....go down low

No.3 very correct, I join it through my babe

Orijin101:
That was how Nkechi called me the other day that she is coming to my house, come and see how all the organs within me were praising tha lord, most especially; my third leg it was praising the lord like a deeper lifer who just made heaven after death. . . .

To cut the long story short, i hurriedly went to Musa's kiosk to get burrantashi, dick riser, 5 pieces of plastic orijin, 64 wraps of weed, and 99 packs of condom, hoping that I'm going to visit her paradise when she comes. . .

Behold! I was on my bed already with my angry manhood which was already 18inches above the d!ck level, and shortly, i heard a knock on my door and my initial plan was to drag her in with immediate effect and vent the anger of my manhood on her but nemesis caught up with me when i opened the door, shockingly! I saw 9years old Latifat who told me Nkechi sent her to gimme a question paper to solve for her that she is sorry she won't come again as she promised. . .

You won't believe me guys, i fainted 18 consecutive times and after waking up the 18th time, i called my other babes maybe any of them is available but to know avail!

You won't believe it guys, the 19th time i fainted, i went on coma straight i just woke up yesterday night, and I'm currently typing on my sick bed right now

Believe me at your own peril
cc: tosyne2much

So UI planned to rape herher

Rector's office make sense small

It's true, I saw it yesterday parading from Akamkpa to Calabar

When the both countries military unites, they may crush boko boyz, but they both work for individual victory

globalresource:
Are u aware he collects money for his constituency every year. He was the longest serving senate president in the history of Nigeria and you can say this

I think some guys need crash course on the dividend of democracy in a country were true democracy is

Am not supporting Mark, but just to clarify issues ....the name on that pic isn't from David Mark's constituency

Oh! I came back last night from Dubai ...though I forgot to share my pics

Congrats, ...but He must be strong like Akpabio

I like this Guy "Dino"

Real agent of change

Keneking:
Great

Daddy while you were away.....

National Affairs:
- National Assembly members are expecting alert for clothing next week N9bn
- Fuel supply is still erratic. Prices still hover around N87 - N120 p/ltr.
- Ambode has "scattered" everything Fashola built in eight years.
- VP Osinbajo said, " we should expect N5,000 every month in our bank accounts"

Home Affairs:
- Madam said, " we should stop calling her First Lady"
- Your Mercedes went for first servicing since inauguration.
- The vulcaniser said we need to order new tyres

Situation reports hehehe

CR77:
My tourist presido

Only people like u don't know the benefits of such visits

That reminds me of when I was in Fed Poly Damaturu

I believe when this your so called tourist presidoo start action, u guys will not start calling him other names
Cos I bliv he will soon start his mission

Bros we are in Naija, and no provision to export to Ninja, ...BTW, don't u have idea on excavator?

I hope someone from that department is not about to be fired , cos no normal fire outbreak in naija again

The man wey sabi

The comrade, ...I was here, u guys know what it means

So so sad ...RIP to the dead

Ezenwammadu:
PDP is still in power

The same Mua'zu PDP accused of working against them during presidential election? And u said pdp still in power...... Guy flash back naaa

The money for tight seems to be too big for these dude

Since uniport make the list, ...it's ok, cos my former

presidoooo can't regret studying it there

Korrection:
Ah ah bros...I believe that's a golf course and cars don't drive in golf courses. No be keke be that..

Are they hosting the G7 meeting in a golf course?