₦airaland Forum

TrapQueen77:
this is very common to men.... They juz like to be in a multiple relationship...

I swear ure not far from the truth, buh trust me not all men ooo...then I could vouch for my best friend, he only dates one @ a time. I use to be like that, untill when one okpeke started cajoling with mah precious heart

Some wives can't even be vouched for much less gf

SAINTSAMURAII:
ITS not hypocrisy, a lady is not suppose to cheat what so ever the circumstance she is passing through. when she do cheats then she is a slut. as for guys, well ITS A MAN'S WORLD so we forking do anything in our world.

you need hypo cuzz ur brain is rotten and stinking

Okay, now I understand why I don't fall sick any how....Bae, you see this?

Yuneehk:
Oya come let's go and ask Op who asked who out

lols.....am right behind you...cuz I love behinds

onetouch04:
Thats a nice peice as always. However, what delights me is that in ur write up, u did not accuse EfCC of detaining u because u re frm d south. Again, u did not deny having a corrupt share of our national treasury as fraudulently disbursed by Sabo Dasuki. U also did not tell us that Buhari through EFCC is detaining only southerners who were involved in corrupt practices. The only things i can observe is that u hv or are trying to join forces with IPOB and Nnamdi Kanu to incite and misinform some vulnerable nigerians to heat up the policy. Dont 4get that ur father and the rest of southwestern people teamed up to sabotaged and betray the course of liberation and sessesion which u re championing now.
Pls sir, return our stolen funds. God help FKK.

Glad to see that some of us can still reason and see beyond political and selfish gains

entparrot:
How did I manage to be involve in campaigning and voting in Buhari, this will go down as the greatest mistake of my life time!

Im sorry my fellow Nigerians, I was part of the mistake, please forgive me, it will never happen again.

As if we don't know u didn't even have a voters card....go tell that to ur crew

Ciscogod:
Your relationship with them gate nothing to do with the post .

What we expected from FFK was the trial he's facing with EFCC.. if it is legal or not?

He should forget religion fanatics for now..

That's for another trend

so far so good, you're the only one making sense here....someone was detained lawfully or otherwise, he came out and choose not to address the reason he was detained buh started igniting and talking religion related issues. why not tell us what he faced there, if truely efcc were right or wrong to detain him, Nd press charges if the later was the case. buh then he knew so many youths now adays are brainless or with brain buh have refused to make good use of it

Yuneehk:
No there's nothing bad if she calls. It only becomes bad and worrisome when she does the calling alone.

She was on her own when he came to ask her out abi? . He should just try to make things right if he still wants her around. That's all

nah, u can conclude if he was the one who asked her out, she might have done it and besides when he 'asked' her out, he didn't force him to accept

Benita27:
If you truly love her.

Her voice will be the first you will want to hear in the morning, and lastly at nyt.

You don't have an excuse for not calling, you just don't care.

and if she loves him why not hear his voice every morning by dialing his number? Abi what excuse does she have for not calling too? later una go dey clamour for gender equity

I wonder the kind of pple here...Is her husband complaining? Nawa ooo...dey carry person matter for head anyhow

Frozeen:
Olosho's don finish for brothel




Konji na bastarrrrrrrrrrd!!!!!!!!

Probably APC never give am his own CHANGI

It only means that ure really hairy down there

ajokebelle:
Imagine what made you fall in love -Food!!!!!! chai

You wouldn't understand unless you're a Man

I know some guys too the are bad with calls...buh truth be told, 'Nearness is love' @least if ure not there physically, u call steady...I personally call my bae @least 3times a day, Nd she calls too...so bro, up ur game

optimusmind:
I just believe there are a lot of factors at play when it gets to "making a lady cum".
I can say, ladies cum when they are more into you and when you realize that sex doesn't end when you(the guy) cum, and that your tongue isn't for tasting only.

Another guru cited....everything actually started after a very nice oral session

Manueleee:
Hmm wot broght me here?
I will cum bk to dis question when i marry. Maybe, after my one month of marriage.

lols...so No test running?

automatix:
He has a point. Guys need to stop talking about their sexual act with girls. I don't know what you guys gain from such. if men were so super good in bed based on the population of those who brag, which I am believing you belong to as well, why is survey carried out over the years stating otherwise? doesn't that give more reason why men should be ashamed of themselves? Only 1-2 in every 10 women have been sexually satisfied and you go about bragging about it.

WTF?

Get a fucq outta here dude

saintdennis:
What r u ranting on about? What's illicit bout what the dude posted? Or is this an U-18 forum? Jeeez

No wonder NL bores me nowadays...he didn't mention her name, post her pic, drop any clue as to who the babe is, so could be anyone.

Neither did he share any specific sexual details to even warrant it being explicit so whats our own if ur NL babe doesn't trust u? Ur job is to prove to her you're mature enough to freestyle with.

Stop acting like a pvssy & man up! U just made it known u dating a NLANDER which is as dumb as openly announcing u dating a co-worker /coursemate. Smh

abeg don't mind the idiat...Been long here enough to know that many kids are much on thiis forum

Essence6055:
Shinkava.... What you should be sharing is what position you used and what skills you used...

Most of the guys replying have never had what you had and are trying to make themselves feel alright by making you feel bad...

You didn't share your girlfriend's name or address or your address which means you respect privacy...

But remember HIV

Thanks jare boss...And trust what ever negative thing some are ain't really mah concern jare...we all here to both have fun and share info, and ofcuz am not stupid enough to start revealing her details....to ur question, it was actually a standing position. She was backing the wall...u dig? lols

stevecantrell:
If you cant make her cum at least twice during 4play then youre still learning....

while it is very easy for some of them to cum early, it takes some like eternity

One thing am yet too experience....babes plenty every where too even remember any olosho

Koyayikobeyiba:
I don't think 40k is much. Oloshos come in class's and categories. Maybe the guy wants the 5k class. He should go on the street to pick them. 40k is not his level

can you pls throw more light by what you mean by class? Cuz in my dictionary there is nothing like 'classes of puss.y'

Olivia111:
Seriously that needs to stuff. Were Africans programmed to self hate?

Nxt time try to learn how to use the word 'Some'. Everyone has itz own features. Haven't gone out with any fair lady yet and doesn't mean I dis-taste them oooo...buh not just my thing...Perhaps some dy

we don hear....Nxt?

iLegend:
No o! I only make them go

then u must be the zombie fella talked about.......

sauceny:
It takes extra ordinary effort for a man to be able to make a woman cum...Most times i laugh at guys that brags about banging a woman & keep saying "i wan kill am" & na "3 rounds i go.

Those that knows the way to make a woman reach orgasm & squirt don't make a noise about it

Right on point

Avoidhellfire:
Mark 8:36: For what does it profit a man to gain the whole world and forfeit his soul?

and what business of your is my soul..let me gain the whole world 1st..then u'll see if I will forfeit my soul....Or what can you say about all this naija well know pastors? have they forfeited there souls?

curvysola:
guys! you all talk about cuming as if you can do something, 98% of guys always disappoint, the ones that make me laugh the most are the mouth makers!! baby i will rock your world , will be the best ever , you wont be able to walk lmao! in my life only 1 guy has impressed me, the rest empty barrels!

awww, really a pity...I don't make mouth nor brag...just talking about an experience.......buh I believe only empty vessels make noise

firstking01:
This is exactly why most girls dnt reply your pms, and some have vowed never to have anything to do with any nairaland guy cos of things like this...@least i have a relationship with some em girls here offline, i can guarantee you that some of em are good and well mannered...my bae last night on phone was bitter with me, when i tried to know why she's been sounding all strict and unwanting she said i'd do kiss and tell, i told her it's a lie, we were @the verge of breaking up before i calmed her down...you'd hardly see a girl come here to write an expository essay on her sexcapades with her boyfriend, guys pls stop this illicit act...i 've created a topic like this before, guys learn to respect you girlfriend's privacy...girls hate this act...they are no prostitutes...cherish her and give her the impression that you love her and not jusf the sex she gives you.



Note...i met my bae here.

and whtz mah business with ur story line, or who asked you where u met ur bae?.....take ur advice somewhere else biko........Noted thou...thanks

blithe2nice:
If you like make her cum or came.After brk up,u will hear tins like"he is not a man on bed or his pen*s is mini . U think u can satisfy a female,she cud still cum for another man dat same evening u know?

yeah, buh the problem is we were together all through the evening...