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PhonesRe: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by ShitStain(m): 1:09pm On Oct 08, 2020
jaeyking:
bros you sure say na 2008 you wan write abi 2018
cuz finger print phones never dey by that time. wetin i dey talk sef.

andriod OS dem just release am sef
Me ma sef I shock as I see 2008.
PhonesRe: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by ShitStain(m): 7:32pm On Oct 07, 2020
OMONGBALI:
I just got my a7 Pro. This back cover never gree comot.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by ShitStain(m): 9:17pm On Oct 05, 2020
timbros:
And the full time score told us that a VVD led Liverpool conceded 7 goals against an Aston Villa side that narrowly escaped relegation last season.

Is that true?
Without red cards or penalties!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by ShitStain(m): 10:39am On Oct 05, 2020
BlueAngel444:
Players that could still leave Chelsea
one of Emerson/Alonso
Rudiger
Sarr
Ruben Cheek

Players that could join
None
Said Berahma
Rice

Players bought
Thiago 0m
Sarr 0m
Ziyech 33m
Werner 47m
Chilwell 45m
Havertz 62m
Mendy 22m

Total £210m
Drinkwater nko?
Our greatest ever flop
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by ShitStain(m): 9:12pm On Oct 04, 2020
Nikeballer come outside

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by ShitStain(m): 8:54pm On Oct 04, 2020
Ibime:
I done come. . . .



Manure fans with basketmouth too dey raise shoulder/
Dem think say ref go blow pen after game over/
We Chelsea boys came to visit, oya break Kola/
Party takeover/ Driver drop us here. . .and park the Range Rover!/



As Manure lose, we Chelsea boys go laff tire/
Na Jollof we go blame, abi na Magwaya?/
Why Greek Police even free the Agbaya?/
He still come back. . . wear jersey like prison attire/
De Gãy dey chop goal cos him hand no sure/
Them shout Red Army. . .more like Man-O-War/
Chelsea fans dey chill well. . . dey laugh fat bloke Shaw/
If Aaron hold Moses arm. . .him hand go fall!/
We done read plenty shalaye from Afrodoc/
Say na Woodward roommates dey make Manure flop/ grin
Now dem dey beg Smalling . . . dem for call on Vidic/
As Fernandez score penalty. . . him work done finish!/


Manure fans with basketmouth too dey raise shoulder/
Dem think say ref go blow pen after game over/
We Chelsea boys came to visit, oya break Kola/
Party takeover/ Driver drop us here. . .and park the Range Rover!/



We been laugh dem scatter/
when dem dash Palace 50 mil for Wan Bissaka/
We sef collect 35 ontop Matic matter/
No be today, na same price wey we charge for Mata/
Every club dey chop dollar/ make una warn Solskjaer/
Even after spending 90 mill ontop baller/
dem still dey find key. . . wey go unlock Pogba/
Greenwood follow Phil dey nyash Onyeocha/
Even inside Iceland. . . he enter hot water!/
Southgate tell am . . pack your load and cross border/
cos he know say the boy no Bright. . . like Okpocha!/


Manure fans with basketmouth too dey raise shoulder/
Dem think say ref go blow pen after game over/
We Chelsea boys came to visit, oya break Kola/
Party takeover/ Driver drop us here. . .and park the Range Rover!/






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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by ShitStain(m): 5:52pm On Oct 04, 2020
Lana1:
I be like alase for ur eye?! undecided

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by ShitStain(m): 5:48pm On Oct 04, 2020
Dem dey our thread a few weeks back dey shout
"Make season start"
Season do start o

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by ShitStain(m): 5:45pm On Oct 04, 2020
Who's at the wheels?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by ShitStain(m): 5:11pm On Oct 04, 2020
D j play me.....
In fact play me all the songs wey dey your system.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by ShitStain(m): 2:38pm On Oct 03, 2020
raumdeuter:
Lodge all lineup complaints now or hold your peace

We no wan hear shalaye like "Lineup was faulty"

Waiting for a Zaha masterclass

Barman give me tortoise peppersoup for this early Saturday partey after Partey
Dj please play me fireboy party scatter

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by ShitStain(m): 11:27am On Oct 03, 2020
airmark:
Sadio Mane tested Positive for Covid-19.
Ffs... game week never start, fantasy don dey cast already.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ShitStain(m): 10:43pm On Oct 01, 2020
[quote author=TLona1 post=94518717][/quote]Lol... cesspit
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ShitStain(m): 10:27pm On Oct 01, 2020
jpmoriarti:
Coutinho have been superb so far.
Coutinho has massively improved.
The loan was good for his confidence
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ShitStain(m): 10:25pm On Oct 01, 2020
Roberto goal
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ShitStain(m): 10:24pm On Oct 01, 2020
This ref like cards sha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by ShitStain(m): 5:42pm On Oct 01, 2020
Sulele04:
We now have trolls as chelsea fans
we havent kicked a ball in ucl but you still see some junkies saying " if lampard no do this one LAMPARDOUT if lampard no do that one LAMPARDOUT".
THAT IS WHY NO MANAGER LAST MORE THAN 2 SEASON AS CHELSEA BOSS.
SEE KLOPP AT LIVERPOOL IT IS NOT ALL THAT ROSY THOSE THAT WERE SUPPORTING LIVERPOOL RIGHT FROM TIME WOULD KNOW , THERE WERE TIMES WHEN BURNLEY,PALACE WOULD BEAT LIVERPOOL HOME AND AWAY, THEIR FANS DIDNT SAY KLOOPOUT INSTEAD THEY STOOD BY HIM.
Asin eh...the thing don tire me
We should learn to back the manager.
Changing of coaches no dey tire una?

TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by ShitStain(m): 12:17pm On Sep 29, 2020
sanpipita:
So what are core objectives of heterosexual scenes in movies? are they also meant to condition us to accept heterosexuality?
By"us",do you mean the homosexuals?
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by ShitStain(m): 10:06am On Sep 29, 2020
Brukx:
I'm so used to gay scenes. I dey watch all of them, e no dey do me anything again
That has always been the core objective.
Conditioning your mind to accept homosexuality.
PhonesRe: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by ShitStain(m): 10:00am On Sep 29, 2020
Classickj:
Pls help me... Why am I getting this in most of the message mtn send me... Why can't I reply back there message cry sad
Because it's not possible for you to reply those messages

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by ShitStain(m): 10:23pm On Sep 28, 2020
Sulele04:
Lampard had a dressing room meltdown with him, after dishing a disasterclass instead of him to watch the s.half from the bench he cowardly went to the team bus, with what i am hearing he will be lucky to ever play for chelsea again.
All of our Deadwoods getting dropped?
Music to my ears!
PoliticsRe: FBI report: Nikola Tesla, inventor of wireless technology, an alien from Venus by ShitStain(m): 1:45pm On Sep 27, 2020
helinues:
grin grin

Is Venus Habitable?

Make you guys dey make use of your freely gifted senses now
It might be habitable for the aliens

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chikizzy:
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Your happiness is what we wish for
Do you have the pocophone x3?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by ShitStain(m): 11:23pm On Sep 25, 2020
NinjaMetahuman:
I don't know why you dey stress yourself. If lampard performs poorly this season, you trolling him or calling him fraud won't change anything cos Chelsea fans will follow you to call for his head.
And won't use Amala metrics to justify unjustifiable.

The first season fraudiola at mancity, he spent more than 200million and still went trophyless, we didnt see you dance around here telling us how he is fraud..

Chillax and wait for the end of the season to display your Amala turning skills.
Gbam!
HealthRe: COVID-19 Update For September 24 2020 In Nigeria - (5,333 Tested) by ShitStain(m): 11:57pm On Sep 24, 2020
Covik 1-9
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Sevilla UEFA Super Cup : 2- 1) On 24th September 2020 by ShitStain(m): 10:13pm On Sep 24, 2020
Thaheer:
I don't understand people saying ticket don cut..
Shebi there is extra-time to provide a winner?
Only normal time counts for straight win
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Sevilla UEFA Super Cup : 2- 1) On 24th September 2020 by ShitStain(m): 10:01pm On Sep 24, 2020
Starzo:
Aswear Bros...na Barca make Dem dey hype Bayern anyhow. They're not that good
Thiago was missed and they should have started davies
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Sevilla UEFA Super Cup : 2- 1) On 24th September 2020 by ShitStain(m): 9:59pm On Sep 24, 2020
Stevyne:
Gimme the psalm abeg
Lmao!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Sevilla UEFA Super Cup : 2- 1) On 24th September 2020 by ShitStain(m): 9:55pm On Sep 24, 2020
EbukaHades10:
Time for penalties
No xtra time?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by ShitStain(m): 5:58pm On Sep 24, 2020
donjazet:
Saw this on the frontpage and my heart sunk. embarassed embarassed
Not all women are supposed to be mothers.
Wtf!!!
Why u kon carry am come here?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by ShitStain(m): 9:21am On Sep 24, 2020
postdigger:
See food everywhere, we go dig taya when the time comes

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by ShitStain(m): 10:18pm On Sep 23, 2020
BlueAngel444:
it's better to have them when they are completely fit and won't get injured midseason again
All I'm asking for is a fully fit pulisic this season

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