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Education › Re: OAU Predegree Admission 2015/2016 by shmurdah(m): 3:11pm On Dec 08, 2015

any Genesis guy here

Crime › Re: The Bad Drivers, The Custom Officers And The Outcome (pics) by shmurdah(m): 10:15pm On Dec 01, 2015

justicejay:
wow that's edge to edge, irewole here

I came to visit Saki and twas a wonderful place. stayed with the divine love's

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Jokes Etc › Re: How To Please A Military Man by shmurdah(op): 4:05pm On Dec 01, 2015

libertyfather:
U dey ride 2015 range sport, and ur papa call buhari and hin call the army chief before they call the dude, guy come dis no be tomato if you no get reach 50k how much dey? I mean am oooo

Na Obama my pops called. pm me BTW make we talk

Jokes Etc › Re: How To Please A Military Man by shmurdah(op): 4:03pm On Dec 01, 2015

Davidovinci:
You get luck gan!

when I got home pops con dey talk say why didn't I call him immediately and why did I even get down. that I was lucky he for beat the hell outta me that I should not do that again.

Jokes Etc › Re: How To Please A Military Man by shmurdah(op): 3:58pm On Dec 01, 2015

libertyfather:
Omo baba olowo, this is not suppose to be in joke section instead transfer to politics all the same sha send me 50k I serious oooo

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Jokes Etc › Re: How To Please A Military Man by shmurdah(op): 3:56pm On Dec 01, 2015

Davidovinci:
The military man eff up........assuming him give you better frog jump the do, you for no think of phone... talk more of making a call?

if not say people dey beg him he for make me do am.

Jokes Etc › Re: How To Please A Military Man by shmurdah(op): 3:54pm On Dec 01, 2015

hybridtm:
Na so ur papa......take get level Ur papa na buhari

naso my brother o. he is not buhari tho.

Jokes Etc › Re: How To Please A Military Man by shmurdah(op): 3:24pm On Dec 01, 2015

Mozambique:
You for slap am join.

pops no go like that

Jokes Etc › How To Please A Military Man by shmurdah(op): 3:17pm On Dec 01, 2015

I was going home after being on a queue for over 6hrs without eating anything. I was driving very fast. I con dey horn as I want to overtake the military man on a motorcycle(he was not with uniform so I didn't know) he con put on armor of stubbornness, I was very angry naso I wan hit am for side just to scare him. he dodged it. he sha overtake me ask me to step down. I got down he didn't do anything (I was driving my pops range 2015). he ask me who my father was I didn't answer him. he sha dey para for me say he will carry me go barrack. my younger brother wey just finish secondary school dey beside me he was shivering a lot cause of fear. I was also scared btw. he sha slap me twice. I immediately call my pops cause people don dey beg him. Three minutes he received a call con dey beg me say make i no vex. my pop don call his boss. he was a corporal self. I sha pardon am tell him say make he no do that again. I felt like a boss tho.

Crime › Re: The Bad Drivers, The Custom Officers And The Outcome (pics) by shmurdah(m): 11:26pm On Nov 29, 2015

justicejay:
wow that's edge to edge, irewole here

Romance › Re: Babes!!! Upload Your Pics Lets See How Pretty & Cool You Are by shmurdah(m): 9:14pm On Nov 29, 2015

sandrahnaub:
y?

do I have to answer that? undecided

sandrahnaub:
y?

do I have to answer that?

Politics › Re: #PMBDontbeSilentWork Now Trending On Twitter by shmurdah(m): 9:10pm On Nov 29, 2015

Aitee1:
Just ensure you've written down your will!

. will ke?

Crime › Re: The Bad Drivers, The Custom Officers And The Outcome (pics) by shmurdah(m): 9:03pm On Nov 29, 2015

justicejay:
omo asabari where you dey in saki

ijale oda

Phones › Re: Pictures From Iphone6s Nigeria Launch by shmurdah(m): 4:58pm On Nov 29, 2015

yawns* abeg who get bread I dey H die

Crime › Re: The Bad Drivers, The Custom Officers And The Outcome (pics) by shmurdah(m): 4:43pm On Nov 29, 2015

justicejay:
Na re-show you dey see there come Saki come watch the real film

Saki? Baba me too dey Saki o

Politics › Re: #PMBDontbeSilentWork Now Trending On Twitter by shmurdah(m): 7:51am On Nov 27, 2015

Aitee1:
Be more specific...the left one or the inbtw

inbtw

Politics › Re: I Want To Die In The Lagoon Shirts Now Trending In Lagos by shmurdah(m): 7:41am On Nov 27, 2015

ginawest:
lolz....dats y I lyk d ibos..dey r very fearless

Phones › Re: List Of Cheap Data Subscription Codes For All Networks In Nigeria (Reloaded) by shmurdah(m): 9:30pm On Nov 21, 2015

ihatebuhari:
Africans are suffering
i pay 10k a month for unlimited browsing on ASDA network
Naija which way?

Romance › Re: Babes!!! Upload Your Pics Lets See How Pretty & Cool You Are by shmurdah(m): 5:40pm On Nov 11, 2015

sandrahnaub:
y?

you're hell of a cutie. I want us to know each other better you know. wink

Romance › Re: Babes!!! Upload Your Pics Lets See How Pretty & Cool You Are by shmurdah(m): 8:34pm On Nov 03, 2015

sandrahnaub:
Holla

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Romance › Re: Babes!!! Upload Your Pics Lets See How Pretty & Cool You Are by shmurdah(m): 2:32pm On Nov 03, 2015

Enypie:
Me.

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Romance › Re: Babes!!! Upload Your Pics Lets See How Pretty & Cool You Are by shmurdah(m): 2:25pm On Nov 03, 2015

ME, i no fit carry last lailai!!!!!!!

omo see babe. add me beautiful. 5567A8D2

Romance › Re: Babes!!! Upload Your Pics Lets See How Pretty & Cool You Are by shmurdah(m): 2:19pm On Nov 03, 2015

just me

see babe. girl you're beautiful. add me 5567A8D2

Romance › Re: Babes!!! Upload Your Pics Lets See How Pretty & Cool You Are by shmurdah(m): 2:15pm On Nov 03, 2015

Greeny02:
Me

pretty one where have we met before? add .me 5567A8D2

Romance › Re: Babes!!! Upload Your Pics Lets See How Pretty & Cool You Are by shmurdah(m): 2:07pm On Nov 03, 2015

baby190:
Let me be first to upload,pls don't mock me ooo

lool... see babe. girl you're beautiful

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by shmurdah(m): 1:49pm On Nov 03, 2015

Mzflexydeeva:
drop urs i'll add u

add me also 5567A8D2

Celebrities › Re: Sanusi's Daughter Writes Linda Ikeji About Her Commenters by shmurdah(m): 1:16pm On Nov 03, 2015

yeye dey smell. you wey wowo... dem still deg hype you, you no happy. girl you be fool... calling us illiterate is out of it bitch... your father that didn't teach you well should first be blamed. you're a fool for even saying shii... girl get life. we wey dey blog dey hustle we no dey feed upon poor people like your whole family does... foooooooooooooolish family!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by shmurdah(m): 9:40pm On Nov 01, 2015

am Samuel... add 08181960798 on whatsapp to know me better

Romance › Re: Didn't Know She Was A Lecturer, I Wooed Her(am I In Trouble?) by shmurdah(m): 9:11pm On Nov 01, 2015

me wey dey bang my lecturer for UI nko. no shii joor

Politics › Re: Fayose's Motorcade Was Blocked In Ondo By Angry Youths – See What He Did by shmurdah(m): 5:40pm On Oct 30, 2015

the best governor Nigeria has... he is down to earth

TV/Movies › Re: The 2015 "Best Of Nollywood Awards" Nominees by shmurdah(m): 5:43am On Oct 29, 2015

damn... tz been ages i watch a Nollywood movie...
buh the award is bleeped up... which one be best kiss again? undecided

Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2014/15 Admission Process.... by shmurdah(m): 10:52pm On Apr 01, 2015

leeyoung:
Pls,what's the required points for D.E in education?

Lemme just put it at 50. you wee write a D.E exam tho

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