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Jokes EtcRe: Strictly For Men! by sholabanke(m): 6:09pm On Aug 03, 2009
:-x
Jokes EtcRe: Foot Ball Politician by sholabanke(m): 6:08pm On Aug 03, 2009
ask again
Jokes EtcRe: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by sholabanke(m): 6:06pm On Aug 03, 2009
hhhhmmmmm
@poster no long thing
Jokes EtcRe: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by sholabanke(m): 6:00pm On Aug 03, 2009
i know
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Section 2009 Awards by sholabanke(m): 5:59pm On Aug 03, 2009
good job
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sholabanke(m): 5:56pm On Aug 03, 2009
good day everybody
RomanceRe: All Men Are Honest by sholabanke(op): 12:52pm On Jul 31, 2009
thank u my brother
RomanceRe: All Men Are Honest by sholabanke(op): 11:52am On Jul 30, 2009
@sexyleamon
u still find me come here
Jokes EtcRe: Romade Gender Remains A Mystery by sholabanke(m): 11:51am On Jul 30, 2009
@romade
is that the bettr way of  greeting ur pal?
Jokes EtcRe: Micheal Jackson In Danfo $ Molue 911 Bus ! by sholabanke(m): 11:48am On Jul 30, 2009
benedicta my pal
how ur side?
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sholabanke(m): 11:32am On Jul 30, 2009
abeg my brother
no be my fault
Jokes EtcRe: Romade Gender Remains A Mystery by sholabanke(m): 11:16am On Jul 30, 2009
undecided
Jokes EtcRe: M. J for Oshodi by sholabanke(m): 11:13am On Jul 30, 2009
@romade
i cant shoutttttttttt grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Ble Retires by sholabanke(m): 11:10am On Jul 30, 2009
ask again
Jokes EtcRe: Lack Of Vision! by sholabanke(m): 11:09am On Jul 30, 2009
@gab
am sorry to hear that u ve not been well
let me send u some drugs
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sholabanke(m): 11:06am On Jul 30, 2009
tatafo master
na u sabi
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sholabanke(m): 10:34am On Jul 30, 2009
how ur side sylve?
RomanceAll Men Are Honest by sholabanke(op): 10:33am On Jul 30, 2009
Hi,

Men lie for reasons to keep family together. If you doubt this, please read the message below

Must Read for Every Man and of course Woman (to understand men)

" One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a GOLDEN Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a SILVER Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an IRON Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is Untrue!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'NO' to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE ARE HONORABLE MEN!!!"
Jokes EtcRe: Ben20001 Aplication by sholabanke(m): 4:29pm On Jul 15, 2009
he has no calling credit again
Jokes EtcRe: All Nl Ladies Pick Ur Favourite Husband by sholabanke(m): 4:28pm On Jul 15, 2009
but u hav brown wink
Jokes EtcRe: Ben. . . Network Connection Is A Must by sholabanke(m): 4:26pm On Jul 15, 2009
na network problem be this or what?
Jokes EtcRe: Who Good? by sholabanke(op): 4:23pm On Jul 15, 2009
ask again
Jokes EtcRe: Who Good? by sholabanke(op): 4:16pm On Jul 14, 2009
you people want form church for here again
Jokes EtcRe: Ble Retires by sholabanke(m): 3:55pm On Jul 14, 2009
see Creator
Jokes EtcRe: Internal Home Memo by sholabanke(m): 3:54pm On Jul 14, 2009
everything for him and his household
Jokes EtcRe: Who Good? by sholabanke(op): 3:54pm On Jul 14, 2009
na so life be
Jokes EtcRe: New:: Comments / Complains by sholabanke(m): 3:53pm On Jul 14, 2009
no
na Terminator
Jokes EtcRe: Who Good? by sholabanke(op): 3:52pm On Jul 14, 2009
wey u go to go deep out this?

i love u too
Jokes EtcRe: Ben20001 Aplication by sholabanke(m): 3:49pm On Jul 14, 2009
Ben2001 And Teissys
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sholabanke(m): 3:43pm On Jul 14, 2009
nice brain there
Jokes EtcRe: New:: Comments / Complains by sholabanke(m): 3:43pm On Jul 14, 2009
okay am back
Jokes EtcRe: Ben20001 Post Spam On Nld by sholabanke(m): 3:41pm On Jul 14, 2009
abeg wetin happen for house since when i don comot?
why is everything scatter all around the house?
and where is everybody?
who are the owner of th4 little kids on the bed?

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