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Strictly For Men! by aristole(m): 6:08pm On Apr 08, 2009
I just think I should share this experience wd my nlanders.

What do u do if u need to have a quicky wd a lady. U dont have a Condom wd u and no other place to get one.

What would u use to replace the condom?




Sebi I restrict you stubborn ladies in the house not to open this post.

Well,









You will have to roll and cover ur blablabla wd a poly bag or pure water nylon.
Re: Strictly For Men! by D1KeleVra(m): 7:48pm On Apr 15, 2009
Only? i think say u go talk say make we tie the tip with thread so we fit back-fire cheesy
Re: Strictly For Men! by jmkbond(f): 8:30pm On Apr 15, 2009
bad boy
Re: Strictly For Men! by OLAMIND1(m): 10:24pm On Apr 15, 2009
Hmmh! Dirty minds! grin
Re: Strictly For Men! by mamag3: 1:15am On Jul 31, 2009
Dirty minded poster. grin
Re: Strictly For Men! by Gabry(f): 2:53am On Jul 31, 2009
I think they would rape any animal they see including a possum! LMAO! grin
Re: Strictly For Men! by ajames1(m): 5:53am On Jul 31, 2009
you dont have to if you cant get one, but truly is it necessary??
Re: Strictly For Men! by dani1luv: 11:01am On Jul 31, 2009
Dickele Male that shld b u shocked
Re: Strictly For Men! by D1KeleVra(m): 11:15pm On Jul 31, 2009
wetin i do? sad
Re: Strictly For Men! by Ben13: 10:42am On Aug 01, 2009
na you steal all the food stuffs wey dani keep inside cup board.
Re: Strictly For Men! by clemcykul(f): 1:14pm On Aug 01, 2009
use a condom cuss AIDS is REAL!!!!! e no dey show for face o, if na lie ask ben
Re: Strictly For Men! by lordmassac(m): 7:12pm On Aug 01, 2009
no condom, then forget about the show
Re: Strictly For Men! by sylve11: 7:39pm On Aug 01, 2009
clemcykul:

use a condom cuss AIDS is REAL!!!!! e no dey show for face o, if na lie ask ben

U mean sey Ben na Patience? of Aid? cool
Re: Strictly For Men! by D1KeleVra(m): 10:19pm On Aug 01, 2009
Question!!! Ben wear the condm for head when him wan nack. . . the results dey show for him face sad
Re: Strictly For Men! by Baxilexi(m): 9:58am On Aug 02, 2009
If you have enough self control, he can play James Bond and as he is about to ejaculate he withdraws.


If not, you could still do it with you being ontop, or give him a BJ, or if you dont mind destroying your anal sphincters, do Anal.


if you aint still comfortable with all these, try the shower-curtain grin
Re: Strictly For Men! by Recoverd(f): 10:39am On Aug 02, 2009
passing,
Re: Strictly For Men! by clemcykul(f): 12:04pm On Aug 03, 2009
@baxi
i raise leg 4 u o
Re: Strictly For Men! by Ben13: 12:07pm On Aug 03, 2009
na so dem teach you bah?
Re: Strictly For Men! by clemcykul(f): 12:22pm On Aug 03, 2009
u don forget infact i raise b****ks 4 u
Re: Strictly For Men! by tytylayor: 12:54pm On Aug 03, 2009
clemcykul:

@baxi
i raise leg 4 u o

wetin make he com do between d raised leg?
Re: Strictly For Men! by clemcykul(f): 2:01pm On Aug 03, 2009
see question lol

i no fit shout
Re: Strictly For Men! by blissieng(f): 3:03pm On Aug 03, 2009
I imagine you'd shout, very loud too.
Re: Strictly For Men! by biola44: 3:20pm On Aug 03, 2009
na wa o
Re: Strictly For Men! by lordmassac(m): 5:14pm On Aug 03, 2009
but u fit scream na grin grin
Re: Strictly For Men! by Ben13: 6:04pm On Aug 03, 2009
Ble didn't read dat post
Re: Strictly For Men! by sholabanke(m): 6:09pm On Aug 03, 2009
:-x
Re: Strictly For Men! by Baxilexi(m): 6:27pm On Aug 03, 2009
clemcy, na wa o!


topic. just helping out grin

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