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What is this man really doing? On his wedding day @ public, conducting a v!rg!n!ty test I presume......

passionate88:
See as she cover her face, she dey do like say she never receive 'head' before

Lolzzzz am sure she neva, becos d tin dey do her body somhow

Drefan:
I pray the young man, don't choke to death as a result of the horrible stench down there.

He might wanna reconsider his decision.

Anyway, dumb thread all the same.

Hunmmmmmm, dumb u said?

blackjack21:
This is MADNESS

Kilode! Madness ke? On wedding day #lolzzzz

QueenValerie:
He's removing the garter from her thig.
He's gonna fling it at a group of batcholers and whoever catches it will marry next.

Lolzzzz, like seriously

What is this man really doing? On his wedding day @ public, conducting a v!rg!n!ty test I presume......

Take a look at the picture on the left, that is the former Governor of Kogi state arriving court room handcuffed. He is a suspect.

Proceed to the picture on the right, he is the former Inspector General of Police, Tafa Balogun ushered into the court room in
handcuffs

Finally, the picture on the bottom are Nigerian soldiers who refused
to fight because persons like Olisah Metuh & co have enriched themselves with fund meant to buy weapons for them. They are all
sited in handcuffs while been sentenced to death.


After seeing these pictures and you're still wailing because Olisah Metuh was brought to court in handcuffs, oya!

Receive common
sense from today.
Don't just be a wailing fool. Wail for a good reason. —

PHOTO: Young Girl With Both Male And Female Se*x Organs Caught Naked (18+)

God have mercy!!! What do u think might b d cos? D parents sin of wat?

End time in deed.

See dis girl I pity d guy way go marry you for house, so u are telling me here dat of u and ur husband get little mis undastanding for like 1 month and d guy no near you.

Dat means you go open ur toto for another man.......

#iRejectYourTypeOfWomanIJN

Hahhahahahahahahha, Lolzzzzzzzzz.. dat is wat we call #Holyfire

Ise Aye, niyen ohhhhhh....

Yehhhhh dis wicked people frm him vilage folow d guy enter 2016 #lolzzzzzzz

There was confusion on Sunday at Celestial Church of Christ (CCC) on Unity Street in Abule-Egba, Lagos, when a prophet set a member ablaze during service.

The victim, simply identified as Madam Bosede, is lying critically ill in hospital.

It was gathered that the prophet in his sermon claimed he got a revelation that there was God in their midst, adding that if the woman was set ablaze she would not suffer burns.

Madam Bosede, who joined the church a month ago told The Nation yesterday:

“Our prophet said the spirit of God whispered to him that I would not burn if he sets me on fire. When I came out, they poured kerosene on my body and set me ablaze. But, unfortunately, I was burnt beyond recognition and before the other church members could get water, the deed had already been done.”

The cleric told The Nation that he clearly heard a voice instructing him to set a member on fire to prove and confirm that God was in their midst.

“I heard the voice clearly, but I don’t know what happened after we set fire on her. God has been speaking to me since and it has been working, so I wonder why now,” he said.

Some members, however, left the church, doubting their prophet’s credibility, adding: “We cannot worship here again, who knows who the spirit will ask him to burn next.”

The victim’s badly burnt hand

A resident, Irene Ohekina said: “I don’t pity her; she was the one who allowed herself to be deceived by the prophet. Why did the prophet not try the fire on himself or any of his family member?”

Another resident, Nkechi said for the prophet to have given such instruction, it must have come from God, adding “I believe it’s the sins of the victim that made her burn, the prophet of God could not have lied.”

Daniel Ayodele, who also witnessed the incident said: “This whole thing is funny, when the pastor said the woman should be set on fire, why did she not refuse or was she scared to disobey the prophet. Now, she is writhing in pains on the hospital bed and I am sure the prophet is elsewhere enjoying himself

#lolzzzzzz, dis is serious ohhhh

Lolzzzzzzzzzz

An Arsenal fan walked up the aisle in full Gunner garb recently after getting the approval of his wife.

"My wife is from Woking and she is awesome," he wrote on Facebook. "She let me get married in my full Arsenal kit! Maybe I just got lucky."

In another post, the unidentified man wrote: "It's like I won the FA Cup and found the best woman in the world ever."

#lolzzzz but dis guy no try at all. Those that get paid £250k/week did wed in their jersey.

Ohhh! Dat is to tell how how e appreciate wat e got, unlike youths of nowadays that dos not knw the value of a woman #lolzzzzzzz

Lolzzzz, I beg wat did u say ohhhh

Who knew Edo state governor, Adams Oshiomhole is a very jealous husband when it comes to his beautiful wife, Iara Oshiomhole?

Singer Dare Art Alade has shown us how protective the governor can be when it comes to his delectable wife. Dare shared a throwback photo from his meeting with the couple, with funny lines of their conversation that day.

To Benin last September just after my performance, I went to greet Gov Oshiomole who had invited me to the event held in honor of Solomon Arase the IG of police and our gisting was too funny! Lemme caption this picture. ADAMS: Darey meet my wife Lara…DAREY: Nice to meet you (shakes hand)…ADAMS: Come oh Darey don’t shake her hand too much oh! ARASE: Excellency leave him…if him over shake I will shake him up! Police is your friend…we will be friendly with him…”

Lol!

god(s)??

God is goood! Couples gives birth to Quadruplets after 8 yrs of marriage.


Mr &Mrs Olusola got married in 2007 but never knew they would wait 8 years before having offsprings but God that they waited on never put them to shame as the couple gave birth to quadruplets.

God'll double your blessing, and surprise you real good dis year

# Public Service Announcement

Kindly listen to this Public Service Announcement
This is to inform the general public that The Federal Republic of
Nigeria under the 'disable' leadership of Gen. Muhammadu Buhari
of the All Progressive Congress (APC), is looking for a missing/stolen 2016 Budget.
Last seen was in the National Assembly, Abuja.

In case you buy Suya, Boole, Pekere or Akara as from this
moment, please take time to check the wrapper, for no one can tell,
it could be the missing budget being sold away by the opposition.

We regret any inconvenience this assiduous searching may cause every patriotic Nigerian.

God bless you all.
Say No To Inconclusiveness in Naija.

I am of in support of it too, ohhh

BIAFRA passport valid and accepted in various countries across the globe – MASSOB

The Movement for the Actualization of Sovereign States of Biafra, MASSOB, has said that Biafran passports being issued to its citizens are valid and accepted in various countries across the globe.

It insisted that many citizens of Biafra had used the passport issued by the Biafran Directorate of Passport, and travelled overseas without hitches.



In an interview with newsmen, MASSOB’s National Director of Information, Sunny Okereafor, warned the federal government to stop seizing Biafra passport or threatening its holders.

According to him, “I assure you the Biafran passport is valid. Except Nigeria, other countries of the world accept Biafran passport and allow our citizens to travel with it. In Europe, North and South America, Biafra passport is accepted. Nigeria is the only country that seizes Biafran passport. Go to neighbouring Ghana here, they will stamp the passport for you. Don’t be confused by the propaganda of the Nigerian government that there is nothing like Biafra passport.

“MASSOB appeals to Biafra citizens to procure their passport and use it to travel. If you doubt me, get a Nigerian passport while I have my Biafran passport; when we get to Europe, you will see who they will welcome than the other.

“Many people with Nigerian passport have been repatriated, but have you heard of anybody with Biafran passport receiving such ill-treatment?”

He disclosed that the Biafran passport cost N5, 000 and could be renewed with N2, 000 and denied reports that people who bought the passport are being turned back at various airports

The woman pictured above just give birth to a bouncing baby girl. After 41 yrs of ‪#‎barrenness‬,Congratulation Ma!
Congratulate her !

I pray in every way u think u av lost it, God of restoration shall restore you back dis ‪#‎Year2016‬ IJN