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Muafrika2:
Exactly! They just can't handle an honest smile!

You might be on to smt here. Watch out

BedLam:
Yes I know.
The percentage is above 60.

Above 60% is a strong statement. Thats more than a glass half full. But i cant say if it were true i'd be suprised.

BedLam:
My deductions...Nairobi has more Malls than the whole of Nigeria. I kid you not!

At a point, you'd think this is India because there are a lot of Indians, for the fact that they have "BANK OF INDIA" here should tell you a lot.

The best night clubs are the ones where Nigerian songs dominate.

Every Nigerian is often seen as a rich man or woman.

That last part is not really objective. Try and not be over excited coz nairobi has this effect on nigerians. Haha

LOSKYXANDER:
So what are the documents needed to travel?

your national ID and Passport,(biometric a must). And a returning ticket to your home country (especially if nigerian, returm ticket to nigeria is a must, no transit through nairobi)

LOSKYXANDER:
Please how much is a one way air fare to Nairobi, what are the documents needed to travel, and how do you get visa on arrival. thanks

One way ticket to nairobi for a nigerian. Thats asking for too much trouble.

OluDare01:
It amazes me how Ethiopia,Kenya,Rwanda and other countries have national carriers and Nigeria has none.
This is pathetic

every major oil economies apart from nigeria and venezuela have national airline. And both these countries have a few similar problem. A majority of the population are idiots

Nowenuse:
Seriously, i regret sharing the same race with Kenyans.
Do you know that millions of them are still living in the pre-historic era?
The kenyan govt people are using millions of their uncivilized people for making cash tru tourism. Is that not inhumane?

These people are rubbishing the black race before the world intentionally! They are the reasons why foreigners call Africa the dark continent.

Hatred from nigeria. Kenyans have made it. Keep on hating

Major issue alert.
I guess one of the main problem with this thread is the defination of SLUM.

Nigerian have huge slum cities because kenyans defination is simple. No running water and eletricity means you live in a slum. Pratically the whole nigeria is a slum country.

Anyways looking forward to visiting nigeria sooooon

donniemc:
Faith Tabernacle Nigeria - Largest Church Auditorium in the Whole World (Houses 50,400 worshipper)

Largest Church Auditorium in the World - Guiness Book of Records

Link here:
http://www.accra24.com/p/worlds-largest-church-building.html

This is just sad.

Muafrika2:
Evolved?

Unless you are referring to fabric made of plastic, In doubt that cotton, wool, etc has ever been exclusive to Europeans.

I have been doing research about this clothe that west africans call traditional. Funny enough they used to wear leaves like most africans until the white ppl traded with them for slave. West africans sold their people for clothes from indonesia and malaysia. Nothing traditional about nigerian clothing. Unless made of leaves

Real african clothing are found on Zulu ppl.[right][/right]

Schwartz:
Link to the site

I need a day or two..... saved the site on my laptop. Can you read and understand german, french, italian or swede or spanish. Otherwise the british one you can google any major UK newspaper. That is no hard.

Prettiepearlz:
So because he doesn't have document, he should be chained like an animal? How low do you think of your fellow Nigerian?

The right question is how high do you think of your fellow nigerian?
What most ppl dont know deportation is usually not forcible enforced. The Netherland, scandinavia, germany france, swiss etc they usually buy you a ticket and ask you to leave within a month. I dont know any nigeria who went to europe on a boot who has left willingly. Who would like to go to his shitty home country broke, esp nigeria. Trust me he did not want ro be deportated willing. Have seen africans tied up like a schizo-manic becoz again who wants to leave. They get free food and housing plus selling drugs raping women is the norm for these niggas.
What worse millions of arabs are running from wars. No place for fleeing africans, especially those who do not face persecution eg kenyans or nigerians et.c

uzzyfire:
lol there's enough food in naija , I'm definitely not going through any "drought"loolll, Nigeria is not in need of any help bro. even if there is drought its in d northeast part of Nigeria , and that place is like a totally different country on its own. so guy get facts before u start talking, Nigeria is a strong country any challenge that life throws at us , we face it head on

Good to know you live in an alternate reallity. Good luck with your strong nigeria.....

uzzyfire:
are u Ghanaian? cos there are too many nationals on this forum

Am human, is that enough

wunderkiind:

Pls read my first comment on this thread.
This isn't about SA/Kenya or any comparison whatsoever, or is it??
Don't be so certain of what you have no idea of.

btw, where did I mention anything related to the bolded? Don't turn this thread around pls.

My point was/is, A top 50 list of secondary schools in Africa with only one Nigerian school(which I'm sure isn't no. 1 in Nigeria) is questionable.
What criteria was used? Cos that still remains unclear.
Unless it has to do with the ages of these schools cos I know SA has very old schools, unlike Nigeria.
#Peace

Your first comment claims there better schools in lagos than those that made the list( hopeful you talk only about nigerian schools.). Then you say the criteria wasnt made by a nigeria, like to say only nigerians can be impartial in determining.
What criteria as a exposed man you claim you are, do those lagos schools better than those that made the list. You are the one to claim this shit. Not me.
Secondly what exposure do you have? Most nigerians here i lie, so am curious about yours!!!

wunderkiind:
Very funny. I don't need to tell you the number/calibre of schools have been to, home and abroad to drive home any point.
Are you a Nigerian? Well I'm quite sure you have absolutely no idea of some schools that exist in Nigeria, talk less of visiting yourself. The only thing is some of these schools might not be that popular as some others.

A.A.

Is that the criteria for determining which school is the best?? I'm very sure that wasn't used in the ranking of the @o.p.

Like I said earlier, anybody can come up with any criteria to determine these rankings, but saying that the number of rugby/hockey pitches etc, a school has determined it's quality is laughable.

How many Nigerian school laboratories have you seen/visited? And how many have you seen abroad?



SMH. Your comment reeks of ignorance. And lack of exposure.
I'm being objective here, but sadly you aren't. This isn't about Nigerians, okay? This is about facts.

I put it to you too, how many have you been to?
How many have you seen, in Nigeria? LOL.

#Bye

Pls dont stop explaining my ignorance. Since you have a lot of exposure. What criteria do those private niggerian school excede against those from kenya...
!! it must be a quantifiable criteria......!!

Ps hopefully everyone learns that exposure does not cure ignorance. Speaking as a well travelled man

wunderkiind:
Very funny, @ the bolded.

For every ranking, there must me some criteria.

For this, there must be some secret ones used. Lol

And please I ain't disputing the fact that South Africa has very, good schools, but He has a point by that comment.

If you've been to some schools in LAGOS alone, you'll know that at least one Nigerian school deserves to be in the top 10, by ANY standard. I'm not saying this just because, trust me. It's based on the facts on ground secondary school -wise, what I know and have seen locally and internationally.

This isn't about any competition whatsoever, or about South African secondary schools dominating the list. Whoever came up with that list must definitely have some issues WITH Nigeria!

Cheers

Have you been fo any of this schools. Can you even mention any nigerian school with mutiple soccer, rugby hockey basketball and pools. Laboratories that put government to schame. Hell some of these schools have private forest for trailing and acres of land to plant.

Why must nigerians think they have it all.
What kind of school internationally have you seen?

Just30:
trying to compare yourself with Ghana again? Haven't I told you not to do that cos Ghana is too sane

Hahahaa most true statement in this page.

uzzyfire:
lol tanks for reminding me. Nigerians are brilliant people, do u know how many world academic records Nigerians have broken and set plenty. Nigerians have d highest PhD holders in Africa , so wen it comes to intelligence dont even talk cos d world knows Nigerians are geniuses.

yes bro, believe it or not . people love Nigerian pidgin accent all over Africa , including una Ghanaians (hypocrites)

If intelligence was measured by how many phd holders a country has, again nigeria with its 200 million should relatively win easy. Like i said nigerian pride is really stupid.
I guess when nigerians stop begging for food becoz of drought. Then you should be proud. Now Nigeria, South Sudan and Somalia are in need of help.......

toluine56:
So Zimbabwe has about 5 schools on the list. I'm not understanding.

Mugabe didnt chase white intellectuall just white farmers. Private schools are still british owned. In kenya alot of diplomats with children. SA in a class of its own

There is a site that publishes weekly reports on deportation. UK wants to deport 90,000 nigerians by the end of the year. Germany its 12,000 and Italy about 20,000 yearly for the next three yrs.

Apart from somalians and eritreans who are given asylum/refugee status, and commit far worse crimes than other africans except angolans.

iblawi:
@fidha254

IBM z13 is not a super computer but a mainframe computer. It means you don't have a super computer yet in that Bush called Kenya.

Only few African countries have super computers and Nigeria is one of them. The fastest super computer currently is in South Africa and this place them among the top 100 fastest super computers in in world.

Most major banks in Nigeria have mainframe in their data centers so if you are just getting 1 good for you but we already have it.


Please always do research properly before posting fault information on this thread. The function of a super computer goes far beyond what a bank need as they are mostly used for research and highly complex calculations.

This area you just brought me to is my field and I will tell you Kenya haven't gotten to that stage yet.

You are literally the worst human ever. Claims, no prove. Trump is your last name
Nigerian have no supercomputers per se. Because every year a faster one is built. That means a z13 mainframe is faster than any supercomputer built be4 2013. Secondly where is you supercomputer located at. Anyine can prove that SA has one. Prove nigerians have one....trump

uzzyfire:
Nigeria has a big influence on africa, (weda u like it or not) .

OUR MUSIC: right now d only way to become successful in music , is if u sing like nigerians . dats y most musicians want to sing like nigerians and collaborate with them

NOLLYWOOD: right now d only way to become a succeasfull and well known movie star in africa is to feature in a nollywood movie . becos of d success of nollywood, other African countries have started their own movie industry

OUR SWAG: most people in africa want to have that "Nigerian swag" to impress their ladies

OUR PIDGIN ACCENT: this one is too obvious , Nigeria has made pidgin so popular that a lot of people in africa love and want to speak d language.

Anything that is popular in nigeria , is automatically popular in africa . that's how influential Nigeria is to Africa

Nigerians r proud of stupid things. Really our swag, accent hhaahha. Thank God you didnt mention intelligence. You ppl got none.

Do nigerians no the difference btw there and their. A couple of times is ok. But they make the same mistake frequently. Especially this iblawa.

UncleJJ:
@TayserMahiri
GDP
Nigeria: 570B USD (2014), where bank deposits is 92.5B USD i.e 17.9% of Nigeria's GDP
Kenya: 61B USD (2014), where bank deposits are 22.2B USD i.e 36.4% of Kenya's GDP

Nigeria's depositors funds is greater than the GDP of Kenya. 1.5 times more

Were talking about GDP here Gross Domestic Product (GDP) is a monetary measure of the market value of all final goods and services produced in a period (quarterly or yearly).


https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2017/03/09/1-2bn-debt-three-nigerian-banks-move-to-take-over-etisalat/
$1.2bn Debt: Three Nigerian Banks Move to Take over Etisalat


Naira has not been devalued. .

I wont talk to you again. Your not on my level intellectually !

What a rebutal. If this is actually nigerian standard of intellectual, then i hope you r one lonely human being because your level is below shit.

iblawi:
First ask people if we use MTN mobile money?
It was never successful because even the banks have better and more convenient ways of doing mobile transaction.

By the way, ask people from countries with adequate banking infrastructure and they will tell you it's not as widely used like proper mobile banking.

I only use mobile money when am out of data and the service is provided by our local banks not mpesa. The only advantage mobile money have over mobile banking is that is that it doesn't require Internet connection and even a touch light phone can send money.

Any phone that can make call and send sms can be used for mobile money. But, why should Nigerians border about this? When recent statistics shows over 150 million lines are active in Nigeria as at March 2017 with most of them being smart phones.
http://www.nigerianwatch.com/150-million-telephone-lines-active-in-nigeria/

Mobil money or banking to me is the same. The only difference is one comes from phone company and the other is a virtual bank account, depending who is offering. In europe we download apps (developed by banks) on phones with thousands of function. And you dont need to know what bank card can do. Hell they are better than any mobile banking

So mobil money/banking are just individual solutions. In nigeria, banks controll everyone (most corrupt). In kenya no bank is to big to fail ( can not lobby the GoK)

Bottom line: nothing to be proud off here. Useless stupid africans. The whole world has mobil banking.

Nowenuse:
Exactly. I have observed that these Kenyans really have low self esteem. They know so much about Nigeria than some of them even know about their own Kenya. They spend their day and nights om Nigerian platforms just as many Africans want to know about USA.
They always feel very precious, massage their little egos or feel some sense of hope when Nigerians engage them in conversations and debates. You can see the eagerness and desperation in them.

Well, i feel they should just continue, at least, this makes many Nigerians to know that even though we are not there yet, at least we have many people looking up to us and wishing they could be us.

Thousand of nigerians live here in the gutter.
Am curious why we dont deport them.

iblawi:
Tell him to e-transact is Nigerian own and it is by far more successful than than the rubbish he called.

The Kenyans say too much rubbish. I still use mobile money everyday in Nigeria and am not limited to that cause I still use my mobile banking app to do any form of transaction online which is still not common in Kenya.

Kenyans use mobile money because the lack banking infrastructures.

MTN mobile money comes from kenya(and SA and UK)...... we own nigeria....,thatd a fact.

iblawi:
Nigerian always rule Kenya anytime. You need to wonder why our banks are buying up Kenyan banks.

How will you bring something not up to our standard and expect it to grow?

Nigerian banks are big the same way chinese banks are bigger than european and all americans( apart from jp morgan) nothing here to prove. Blind pride my idiot african.

When its comes to size you will always win. But david did kill GOLIATH

They have tried twice to introduce MB in nigeria but MTN got side-tracked by nigerian banks

kikuyu1:
Those were my exact SENTIMENTS TOO! Tbh I was also p'd off but sensed desperate denial and reached your own conclusion. Was just going to add those official facts on Africa's fastest net.
Like we've been saying repeatedly.
http://omgvoice.com/news/kenya-fast-internet/
Not even close! Btw,within a year,max 2 we'll double our speed to first place WORLDWIDE-rmbr,you read it here first. sHOTdownHawK,what took you to Naij,if I may ask?

My ex girlfriend. Shes half nigerian.

Naija4Fatality:
The future of Nigeria, South Africa and Kenya
[1.] Nigeria =>} It was said that nigeria will experience massive economic development from the year 2020- 2050, so watch out.
Nigerians will look back to the year 2017 and they will start shouting God 4Bid, because the Big change would be obvious that even those who say nigeria and black people can not make anything happen will beggin to change their mind due to the level of changes they have witness and lot of people around the world would want to be part of the success storey with nigeria investing in other africa countries, playing a key role.
The name Naija will become more famous around the world has nigeria population will hit 380-400million in the year 2050 and nigeria Gdp is expected to be around 3-4 us trillion Doller, nigeria will also be the first country in africa to have an economy worth 1us trillion doller.
Nigeria will become big and famous in sports and entertainment to the point that the country will be winning olympic golds and silvers not only in football but in others sport as well.

[2.] South Africa on the other hand might experience massive economic melt down between the year 2020-2050 resulting to poor standard of living , having a population of 70-80million, however this trend could change provided S.A is willing to change and become a forward thinking nation.
And if that happens and the trend change, it means that the country will become one of the greatest nation on the continent, provided it become a forward thinking nation
Normally if the white has not invade south africa, then the country would have look like kenya or even worst than kenya in terms of development.
But the white has become a blessing for S.A in terms of economic development but however the 2020-2050 statistics shows south
Africa economy might be mismanaged and will experience little development compare other region in africa.

[3.] Kenya on the other hand is also expected to experience an economic boom btw the year 2020-2050 with a population of 65-75million.
Kenya could become big in terms of gdp competing with the likes of south africa, angola, Algeria e.t.c

#prediction base on statistics.

Cute prediction. If only nigeria were masters of their economy. I havent seen white SA running to europe with all SA MINERALS like black nigerians. They built SA. Good Luck nigerian. A racist white SA is more patriotic to africa than any if all nigerians