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My buddy's 2005 Murano Gear is faulty and the price we got here is quite outrageous. . . . Can you guys help fetch over there and how long would it take to get here??. . . . Hit me up so we can conclude +2348031557204. . . .

Sorry i lost that number. . . . You can reach me on 08031557204 Thanks

This is awesome and another name for terrific is fhemmy. . . . Always on point

~Sauron~:

Na Omoba o.
With some chics in Arabian schitzo. . . . .

Tents, Huge feast, Largesse, etc.

I guess the word TIGHT has changed its meaning. . . . Duhhh. . . . Gbenga Salu screwed up on that one

how much are u willing to sell your Nokia N97. . . . text or call 08031557204

Hit me up on 08031557204 if you've got one. . . . .

Hehehehe. . . I am cracking here peeps

r231:

Went out for a meal with this funky girl

The girl spent the whole evening ranting on about her ex and was obviously still hung up on him,

so I told her that I left my wallet in the car and i am going to get it

get to ma car zoom off and left her without paying.

she started calling my phone but obviously turned it off and she left at least 20 msgs

She was furious the next time she saw me but I wasn't particularly interested.

You harsh bro. . . . hehehe

I'm really loving this . . .

@madlady,I wonder what u were thinking

@190,wetin dey inside make u go yankee for iphone??

Some gurls just cant stop "FORMING", . . My Buddy once had a date with this pretty chick awhile ago.They went out to a pub and met some other friends there so they shared a table and the following conversation occured:

My Friend: So babe,do you care for Pizza??

CHICK: hmmmmm, I dont drink it, (forming and shrugging as hell)

He said he actually felt kicking her cos he was so so disappointed. . . . . .

Whats yours??

I wonder how this hocus pocus even made it to the homepage. . . All i can deduce to so far is LONDONCOOL is trying to squelch Cotonou dealers.  . . If you've had any failed transaction in the past through one of them its better you start calling names and not generalizing your allegation. . . If you think you have some ideas towards the alleviation of fraud on this site its better you spill it out and not go through this scandalous way. . . .

PS:Whoever put this on the homepage without further clarifications is a simpleton

Goshhh, i no fit sleep

SCAM!!!!. . . . . . Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Walk into one of their numerous offices and get it there my friend. . . . .

Aloy+Emeka:

No, that will be Dbanj's album.

No be only Dbanj. . . . Na Kokomaster

buzugee:

ok o ovieE. hope you had a nice break
and yeah pride does not feed your family. money does. so i dont see the south american thing happening

You're kinda blunt. . . .

I think about 3k or so, Me sef try

rokiatu:

This is a joke duh! can't u tell from the photo?

@topic so funny

Funny!- If Nigeria was to host world cup

YORI YORI . . . . . Total Hogwash to me

femmy2010:

Veetubes,someone has a ready buyer for N1.3m and you said an unrealistic price of N1m
Haba,lets always be realistic now.the car is not a stolen one and should not be priced like one.
Showbobo, it is indeed great value for money man.
Best of luck

Very funny. . . . Dont mind Veetubes jare

Nice Ride Oga mi. . . .

Clean Ride Sir. . . . Happy Sales

Call

You poster. . . . . Get a life and stop creating flimsy threads

babslepe:

Price is reduced now, Any interested buyer, Its a good deal, Car has never been used in Naija, Still Fresh TOKS, Anyone Interested,

bypassit:

The car still available, Anyone bringing up a good offer, Call me on 08060698885

Who's actually putting up the car for saleBabslepe or bypassit. . . . Random Ridiculousness

Pathetic gay. . . . . . .

Its possible but lets wait and see. . . . . . . . . .

You guys never seem to amaze me, the man looks like a cancer patient…which is exactly the role he’s playing in the movie, f**k he’s a football player that has been diagnosed with cancer. Give the man a break, he has more doe than anybody on this site.