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Next story please!!

correctguy0900:
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shoulder to cry on. where I for get cry. story story. if tears dey come, I no know who to meet eh

That's a part of the many things

xtervaganza:
every relationship with ME is and will forever be about SEX.



it's either I f*ck you or you f*ck off

Smh for you...

SELENAqueensy:
My dear I had to
They said the next time I commit anymore crime, my name will enter the school black book and that straight expulsion.. And the kind mama wey I get ehn

Lol.

She's a good girl now, nice

raziboi:
don't kill a snake…………dat u don't knw its name.... #anadvice

*rolling eyes*
I'm not killing you, I only just answered your question

Oahray:
no worry, I go catch you... and see those eyes well, in dimmed lights

Ipo

SELENAqueensy:
Lol, mine was almost everyday, I been stubborn o, I stopped when I was given 30 strokes of cane on my back and bum at the assembly ground for forging the principal's signature to sign out of school.. Omo ehn, I couldn't hold tears that day o


But then, I couldn't tell my mum, cause she too would have added her own

Can't stop laughing

You stopped? Are you sure?

raziboi:
hahaha..CNT drink garri without milk and sugar..
lol


BTW aw u beta pass me self

better than you all round, in all ways.

Oahray:
how? I just like how meaningless the leg raise is, and how it isn't the guy doing it

Hmmm...

issokei

Oahray:
what?

E bad?

no o, but na wa for you sha

Just passing by

Oahray:
I like the second one for obvious reasons

Oahray!

Dotwillis1:
kidding

Lol... Alright

correctguy0900:
yes u r right, wot will d girl give as quid pro quo

[quote author=dechandel post=29933380]The girl offers
Support
Love
Listening ears
Shoulders to cry on
Ps4 game partner

The girl tends to look good for you

Sex works for both genders

What else
Tell the guy to stop spending if he is not happy with that
[/quote ]

Linqsz:
Wat he said is up there. Just go through it again.




Women,jumping into conclusion since 1342BC

what was I thinking, not everyone is smart...
I know what he said just trying to tell/show you my point...

Dotwillis1:
nope, seduced

And you went along with it

Linqsz:
Read again....the girl came to where he was jaré

Ok, then he did what and what?

Oahray:
em... In other news, you should try garri with milk sha. Your taste buds would thank me

one man's food is another man's poison...

raziboi:
drink it for six months let's c wat happens Owk??

Lol...
See you that has been drinking it for only God knows how long, I'm still so much better than you

drnoel:
U know it's not like that. The audacity with which these small girls screem no sex is the painful thing there. It's heart breaking, I tell u. I was at a bachelors eve party of a friend of mine around the Xmas period and one fine little girl walked in with her entourage. I went with a married couple and as she walked in she started acting like she was the queen of the event. I saw the way some young boy and sadly even men my age were flocking around her and she was dismissing them left, right and centre. Anyway, I turned my back on them and 4got about them for a while only for them to come to where I was cos I was by the bar.
So I engaged her in a conversation and she didn't have anything up there. She was all doll no brains. 5 mins into the conversation she made this comment. "If I was looking 4 a relationship, I will get a guy who respects my body by not wanting it". I asked her then, what do u do 4 a living? She said "student". I asked her, fine so what would u invest into the relationship? She looked at me as if I just arrived 4rm space and said "nothing". If he doesn't like me the way I am he can go to hell. I don't have to invest anything". That was when I knew this one was a hollow husk. So the man is the one doing everything. I just told her b4 I walked out on her "I am sorry 4 that guy that will ask 2 date u". She kept lookIng at me the whole time we where there till my wife (a very sharp lady) noticed and asked me. I told her everything and she laughed and laughed saying "girls of nowadays".

wait...
Your wife? you were married and still went after another girl?

Dotwillis1:
i said No, she forced me

So you were raped?

Dotwillis1:
God punish dhat gurl dhat disvirgin'd me

Hmmm
Why didn't you say no?

Hmmm...
I see

raziboi:
nawa for u ooo..will u smoke garri without milk and sugar

Will I DRINK garri without milk and sugar? Yep, it doesn't kill

Whynotthetruth:
You want me to break it down more s3x is the "thank you" here...let the babe show some gratitude jare...

Start a campaign to advise all babes to shun/stop using guys as ATM, Mouka foam, Pillow,& Customer service for laying all their complaints, wahala, headaches etc...
Once they stop the above; guys won't ask to search their "junction box"...again... gaskiya...

I knew what you meant. But must sex be a way to say thank you?

Thinkr:
Lmao* love? Dafuq is that? Pls stop your funny

dafuq?

Whynotthetruth:
First, don't call the favour the babe receives "little".

By the way, why ask for gifts from a guy when you're not willing to say; "thank you" as a lady?

Who told you she didn't say thank you?

Whynotthetruth:
Finally, you ask why guys & sex let me attempt your question though rhetorical...
Sex is sought for by guys because it energizes them to take the kind of risk, the guy on your profile is taking for the babe; who just converted him to mouka foam not minding the ocean tides and possible break of backbone... shikena...

Lol... work out does that

DDeliverer:
So you are saying you don't contribute anything to your relationship??
If you can't contribute in cash...Contribute in kind na.

That's not what I'm saying...
Apart from money and sex there are other ways to contribute...

Thinkr:
So what's the guy like? A messiah or something huh Pls let's stop debating this over and over again.

There's nothing wrong in being the messiah

If the guy is spending on her because he wants sex or something in return and not because they love themselves and he wants to, that's just bad

Mtcheew! What's with you guys and sex sef, must every relationship be about sex?

So because he's helping her out with little things, she must pay back with sex... smh...