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CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor: "My New Butt Is N1.5 Million Worth" by ShutTheFhuckUp: 11:54pm On Nov 04, 2017
This lost moroń again.
RomanceRe: Truth Or Dare Party by ShutTheFhuckUp: 11:51pm On Nov 04, 2017
daewoorazer:
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You will make a terrible ref tongue

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Check out the stats man, Children's playground turned WarZone, they gas run & look from afar naa....

No more T & D. grin
RomanceRe: Truth Or Dare Party by ShutTheFhuckUp: 11:47pm On Nov 04, 2017
BadBr.adley:
Whst like of a tag is this? Edimolu tales 30 minutes to compose a diss.

the boy’s head is filled with cow urine as his Father’s swollen testicles is filled with more pose than sperm.
Jeeeeezz!
shocked cry

RomanceRe: Truth Or Dare Party by ShutTheFhuckUp: 11:41pm On Nov 04, 2017
Thread dried up, little children dun scamper for safety. grin grin
RomanceRe: Truth Or Dare Party by ShutTheFhuckUp: 11:38pm On Nov 04, 2017
ShutTheFhuckUp:
××× BADBRADLEY 3-3 EDIMOLU×××
As e dey hot so...


ROUND 2!!!. cool cool
.
RomanceRe: Truth Or Dare Party by ShutTheFhuckUp: 11:37pm On Nov 04, 2017
edim.olu:
Bro , you don't have to reply this quote

you are far better than that LEZZgoat, if you see who is behind that moniker, you would feel nauseated and spit repeatedly till your mouth goes dry..so worry not! He is nothing but a life-reject who comes to nairaland to churn bitterness on people who care less about his existence....

And as regards the parental disses, am surprised you even had to make mention of it, it is never real.., just words put into lexicals now...so inconsequential smiley
Daaaamn! Another Jab right there... sad sad

RomanceRe: Truth Or Dare Party by ShutTheFhuckUp: 11:34pm On Nov 04, 2017
BadBr.adley:
So you call this weak line a come back?

God done punish you today :


Let me rephrase the question that should put your life in a better perspective; the question is “why”

“Daddy why did you do it?”



“ mommy why did allow daddy ejaculate on you when you know both of you are having incompatible genotypes?”

The answers to these questions will piece out the conundrum of your unfortunate birth!


in any sane society government will revoke the right of your parents from having kids.

And if IQ was a prerequisite for parenthood both of the unmotivated lackeys you call mom and dad will be heading for adoption.

You’re beneath me in birth and your parents proved they were several layers less sophisticated than haunting dogs when they carried you for 9 month knowing your life will never amount to the Labour pains mom endured to birth a curse like you
Aaaaaaaye oo0!! cry

RomanceRe: Truth Or Dare Party by ShutTheFhuckUp: 11:31pm On Nov 04, 2017

RomanceRe: Truth Or Dare Party by ShutTheFhuckUp: 11:30pm On Nov 04, 2017
edimo.lu:
And you expect me to read all this? Ori yin ti daru oooo, anyways Did not read through, wasted effort at its peak!

Just answer the goddamn questions, so i know what your problem for being a failure really is,dïckface!

Did you go to anambra in search of pussy?
Were you scornfully rejected or not?
Are you married?
Do you have kids?
How many times do you self-service daily?

Now you see why you are always bitter, you are helpless, a sole-definition of being hopeless! The unkempt bastard who uses a yellow tie on a baggy faded suit coat grin

Baba try churn this kind energy off nairaland now, your level of wretchedness is becoming so irritating grin

Worthless bastard!
Gaadaaammit!! sad

RomanceRe: Truth Or Dare Party by ShutTheFhuckUp:
××× BADBRADLEY 2—1 EDIMOLU×××



Am'a need halt this brutality, seems Edimolu
needs the medics. Ambulance plzxz...!! cry

EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by ShutTheFhuckUp: 11:58am On Nov 11, 2016
rolabetty:
OK thank you, I really appreciate....wanted to know cos I was thinking of not accepting the admission cos I can't go for agriculture
...take your first year in Agric really serious, if you can blast things, you almost there.
RomanceRe: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by ShutTheFhuckUp: 11:49am On Nov 11, 2016
1-hour gone and Nairaland's Grandpa is still nursing his wounds? Anyway that's wahhh you get when you step on my gentle going toes. #I'm done cremating you.

You can try a comeback by feeding on the pieces left, Adios Coçksuckinq-βastard.
wink
RomanceRe: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by ShutTheFhuckUp: 11:37am On Nov 11, 2016
agentjude01:
the hornyyyy dog humping my name cheesy
i guess thats your Dad's nickname.
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by ShutTheFhuckUp: 11:35am On Nov 11, 2016
rolabetty:
yes agriculture fisheries so is it possible to relocate back to medical laboratory science
..yea its possible, just get a really good 1st year
result as a starting point..
RomanceRe: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by ShutTheFhuckUp: 11:31am On Nov 11, 2016
More than 30 minutes and the Childless faggòt shaped gay is still hiding? 0hk lemme give you more time, I'll have mercy on you & begin dissing you like the daftard 0p called Jude. angry
RomanceRe: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by ShutTheFhuckUp: 11:20am On Nov 11, 2016
[size=15pt]JOSEPH1832,[/size]
....You are taking too long plz, or busy reporting again.....FUÇK YOU! ..
RomanceRe: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by ShutTheFhuckUp: 11:09am On Nov 11, 2016
....Joseph you will forever be a coward, getting me banned wunt save your obituary from being pasted all over romance section i bet you..

You can deny all you want, Fast Rising Sample of a wasted sperm living an irresponsible life.
RomanceRe: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by ShutTheFhuckUp: 11:06am On Nov 11, 2016
iSufferFools:
Lemme bring myself down to your level so you're have something to say. grin
Coming from a coward who keeps hitting the report button just for antispam bot to save you. Keep deceiving yourself, report all you. I'm here for your medications.
RomanceRe: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by ShutTheFhuckUp: 11:04am On Nov 11, 2016
iSufferFools:
It took forever to write that malady that is the result of the failed prosody that became you.

You're obviously pained and beaten by my shellacking and pummelling.

You brought it on yourself. Why say you don't hate me? Did I beg you to like me? Who want to be liked by a son of perdition and mal-appropriationhuh

Imagine the dumb weak lines? "You so stupid to thought your nokia 3310 uses touchlight" like seriously?

LMFAO! This dude just metamorphosed into the demented pig to a delusional jester!.

Didn't know you're a sorry excuse for a comedian.

Idiota!. Don't worry, lunch is coming, guess what, you'll be served.

LMFAO!.
Ugly lookinq feculent orangutan, septic tank brained gay, you choose to elude common-sense in your conception till date.

Ask your foster parents how they got hold of you. Ever wondered why you appeared to have befouled-stinky unkempt dreadlocks in your picture as an infant, Your Mum was rigorously raped by a Celestial Pastor due to her hunting for a remedy to her constant stillbirth, Rancorous internet privileged arthropod.


Your infected blood will forever be rejected by even vampires. untill stupidity part ways wiith you. Old Begging Galoot.
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ShutTheFhuckUp: 4:27pm On Apr 28, 2016
ipledge5:
I have 15 lifes...and all my 15 lifes are for lanicky cheesy
See u, i got 20+
itz tym to shiiiit dem out... .

RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ShutTheFhuckUp: 4:23pm On Apr 28, 2016
yet to start mine, & auntysperm
goat is already banniq mi... angry




[color=#00FF00][size=15pt]LANNNNNNIIIIICCCKKKKY[/size][/color] angry angry

RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ShutTheFhuckUp: 4:18pm On Apr 28, 2016
HurricaneMIMZY:


Dharay, you like it hot? /

Alright. Here's TeamMimzy's from the lyrics pot/

We know we're on the spot/

We've got all jaws raised - UPPERCUT.

Mimzy's sweeping everyone of their feet - SOMERSAULT.

Join the the train. TeamMimzy is where you should port.




Get with the program!
Ohk o, buh me is already on a team
i'm supporting...

#cool lines by d way.
cool
RomanceRe: She Is A Born Again. How Do We Make Our Relationship Romantic? by ShutTheFhuckUp: 1:33pm On Oct 28, 2015
sissylucy:
he should convert to a born again too...dat way it wont be difficult to mk the relationship work
m†cheeeeww...like i†z dah† easy.
RomanceRe: She Is A Born Again. How Do We Make Our Relationship Romantic? by ShutTheFhuckUp: 11:32am On Oct 28, 2015
huh
jez holdinq hands
No kissinq, no romancinq
No almiqh†y fuçkinq?

Tell ur frnd
he shuldn† b scared.. Wheneva dey do
anifin unclean...he should loca†e d neares†
river and bap†ize d qirl & she will aqain bcum born aqain. grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: 10 Romanceland Guys Who Love Kitty-cat As If Their Life Depend On It by ShutTheFhuckUp: 8:33pm On Oct 27, 2015
Durentt:
wat is it again, u guys shud leave olivia naaaa huh
yhu quys?
Be jonzinq....
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: 10 Romanceland Guys Who Love Kitty-cat As If Their Life Depend On It by ShutTheFhuckUp: 5:02pm On Oct 27, 2015
Durentt:
Dirty flirt, *pulls his bulging eyes away frm my olivia* angry Hey if u are a kittycat lover, go find any lady to mess with not my olivia. Please gerrat of her mentions angry
no† ur Olivia? Hmm...
Laaaaaawwwwd av mercy.!!! lipsrsealed
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: 10 Romanceland Guys Who Love Kitty-cat As If Their Life Depend On It by ShutTheFhuckUp: 4:59pm On Oct 27, 2015
Rukkydelta:
100% correct
correc† huh angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: 10 Romanceland Guys Who Love Kitty-cat As If Their Life Depend On It by ShutTheFhuckUp: 4:50pm On Oct 27, 2015
kinglekan:

Dear lawwwwwd!! Permit me to toll the line of cutehector cos young lady u look synonymous, are we familiar? shocked shocked shocked
aaaaaahhh shocked
Yhu see ur lyf...exac†ly we†inq 0p
dey †alk. Plz hw she †ake look synonymous nw...
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: 10 Romanceland Guys Who Love Kitty-cat As If Their Life Depend On It by ShutTheFhuckUp: 4:46pm On Oct 27, 2015
adeh39:
You better modify that post and add your moniker before I shoot you angry

Or...you clear dharay99's name and put your own angry

I'm not joking oo angry
...aaah, easy dear,
Leave am...
Can u imaqine mere addinq my
moniker †o dah† list, aun†yspam bo† banned mi. sad

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