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@prof nell, I tink dis pix wil prove u rong, coz it's obvios dere's no damn boxer on ma wall... lol

nell07: swt..
U know wat they say dat ''a piksho speaks a thousand words''?.. Well its TRUE.
*takes off professor-sized glasses, wipes with handkie and puts it back on resting at d tip of d nose......peering closely in a wiked proffessor style*
lets see... Lets see *clears throat*
hmmm
the most obvious thing about ur pics is dat U THINK U'RE BEAUTIFUL, and i think U RE RIGHT.
Secondly, ur eyes n lips are screaming "QUIET BUT EXPERIENCED"... And maybe wid a very lil dosage of shyness

u have an 'African' nose, which tells me u're african of course..lol

next, it is quite obvious too say u no dey carri ya hair joke.. And dat includes d eyebrows too. *whispering* dunno about d others sha

u're not heavy on d make-up. Meaning dat u're a simple person and quite confident in ur natural apprearance too. Even ur dressing says u like whatever u feel comfortable in. Nice

Ur slender fingers gives a free 'expo' of d rest of ur physique: SLIM and of an average build, say 5'8

ur pix also say dat, it's pretty easy to get a smile from U (yea u're probably smiling as u're reading dis), but u treat ur teeth like a CIA secret. Hence, no teethy smiles
, why na? Abi we suppose pay extra money for u to say 'cheese'?..lol

Anyone (buh most especially 9zeros & Kinnad) can tell dat u have a gorgeous set of C-cup -a#he'mz *traps d sneeze halfway n wipes nostrils*.... I mean. Dat one no need sherlock holmes skills to figure awt na. Its right here staring me in d face

I must also mention a skin dat's well taken care of.

And finally... *whispering* i can see ur metal bunk/bed.....and a pair of light blue boxers hanging on ur wall. Z dat urs or ur bf's?.... I swear i wont tell 9-zeros

hahahahahahahaha, OMG...i cudn't stop laffin btw u were ryt ryt wen u said am slim n 5'8 tall. Dts ma height n i weigh 60kg. Wow u were ryt abt evrytin xcpt d boxers' hmmmn whre did u c dt 1 na? Dnt mk 9 brk up wid me o! lol, bt come o, wt did u study? Lemme gues, human anatomy/human psychology...lol. Tnx prof nell 4tha upgrades *blushin*

Loskee: you look great shygal!

tnx doci doc

Hellooo evry1,
4doz of u dt dnt knw me, dis is treasura shygal; u cud also catch a glimpse of ma oda pix on ma profile. I'l b takin both pix off afta 2day.
PEACE to u all...

kinnad: I'm just as cool as d cat,bt ma facebuk page wil show u everytn u want 2 knw abt me. Send me ur email adrss *cheeeeerss*

*clearin my throat* hmmmmmn

nell07: oh yea..
I just hope these so-called training programme includes explosion survival tactics & dat they'll issue out AK47's to d northern serving corpers.. Or better yet get everyone injected with cryptonite or smthing dat'll turn us all into superman/wonder woman as d case may be... Nonsense.
Make dat D.G teach him own daughter martial arts send am go MAIDUGRI. Abi dem no know say even jet-li sef dey fear local-made bomb?

hahahahaha, i love dt.

[quote author=stan-ogb]"The thinking is that if these young ladies have some forms of self- defence training, they would be able to say no in more ways than one. The main aim is to give these young ladies a fighting chance so that they would be able to defend themselves before the deed is done. They will probably not be helpless victims, but able to fight for themselves rather than crying for help."
[size=13pt]and probably defend bomb blasts
[/size] [/quote]lol

Loskee: goodmorning house!!!
shygal, t.stone... i see you!

o yeah doctor... Tnx 4dt hun

BJ88: *dancing* so sweet of u my beauriful shygal...u r also my fav n considering d fact dat we'll be in camp 2geda.....*smiling mood activated*and my dear sigba u r just too much....

yea, i'm prayin evrytin works out too, it wud b cool.

BJ88: *dancing* so sweet of u my beauriful shygal...u r also my fav n considering d fact dat we'll be in camp 2geda.....*smiling mood activated*and my dear sigba u r just too much....

yea, i'm prayin evrytin works out too, it wud b cool.

BJ88: oh..interesting...all oda ladies,keep off.lol

sure babe coz i'v gat ma baby boy 9 too... winks*

[quote author=9-zeros]guns speak better dan words....haha! nori, knows wat i mean. *wink @ nori*
@shy: we always gon be 2geda.[/quote]woow, luvin u more...

norilicious: ..
dnt mind me shy shy...one love ok..

hmmmn, one love u too btw i luv ur english delivry. Its so pure n fluent... Kip it up. @all bad news! bomb blast at livin faith church bauchi 2dy. Few died n many injured. I wonda wen all dis wil end? *sad*

norilicious: u want smfn u gotta fight for it hon..cm on brace up..i sw u runin ur mouth nw u r crying..booo!..ok i quit..bt dnt make a fuss abt it cs i jst mite reinstate..uncle T was gud??

kai, u dis yarinya, u pass my powa walahi. Had no oda option buh cry, dnt blame me pls..

[quote author=T.stone]Hen hen! Maybe am missing something...lolz[/quote]tnx ma one n only uncle 4d big hug. I'm returnin a more biga hug 2u, 1luv uncle mi.

Abbasufi: TREASURER SHYGAL, D DETECTIV IS HERE U NEED ME TO DO SOMTIN

pls help me out, dis nori gal is on ma neck coz of 9. am d gentle typ n nt gud @ issues lyk dis! *sad n crying*

@nori tak it easy o! I cn see uv got a full battery, dts y ur yellin... i jus hope it doesn't run dwn too soon wid all dis sparks comin frm u.lol

norilicious: No chemical mixture or reaction or equation cn stp me wen am on d move...YELZ!..hehehehe

hmmmn, nw ur mkin me scared.

bukkylois: my dear how u dey? Havnt posted anytin today, just a bit cranky today

am 5n o, jus enjoyin d rains. Hop ur restin nw, sowi abt d cranky day...

sigba: Yes sir, those shots into there system will help the essential hormones to effect the chemical bonding between them, if care is not taken a new element may be produced.

CHEMISTRY in action. lol

sigba: DANGER! Whahala dey o!

no b smal wahala o! lol

norilicious: Aradite o or superglue..wteva..anyone wey im be..9 is my mark n der notin u cn do abt dt ladies..unless i unmark..

whaaaat! Dis is sewios....

sigba: Lol, shybaby, i've gat ur back. No one is taking 9 from you cos there's a bond already. I thinks the bond has moved to electrovalent bond, an external force will need a very high amount of energy to break u guys up.

o yeah baby, doz are words of an industrial chemist... I'm proud of u

sigba: What about moi?

i cant 4get u ma'am, doz were ma fav guyz i listed bt u, bj, bukky n dr are ma favorite ladies ok......

[quote author=9-zeros]90%.[/quote]babe nori, did u jus c dt? Hahahahahahahaha

norilicious: ...

u sure abt dt promise

he's vry vry sure plus am goin 2hold him tight. I cant stand loosin him 2 anoda lady o! *prayin*

[quote author=9-zeros]u aint gotta worry. we are stuck 2geda.[/quote]*happy*

dennisbee: Pls is it true tht we'll get our 1st month allowee in camp b4 we leave? Abeg mk una confirm this gist oohh. I rily need tht Doe!

yea plus 2500 as tp

norilicious: ...

heheheh...dis girl is very funny n serious...sweety i choose who i go to regardless of *u knw*...bt dts nt my priority nw...dt shudnt be anywy..bt. still gt my Eye on 9...cs u r nw insistin ...i luv challenges...i love d forbidden friuts..they taste better n d chase is very excitin...*so jst chilax *..

hahahahaha, iron lady!

kinnad: 'may' actually mean 'will/shall' but in a humble xpression. Ur uncle T.stone is gona be hapi 2 av an inlaw like me,hahahahahaha

lol.

norilicious: smtn dey 2.1...while searchin for a job u will gt to knw dt fact..2.2 is nt bad o..bt sm companies n firms dnt go below 2.1..evrytn is Gods grace sha...shygal u r really nt shy..so u luv 9 dt much?? dnt worry i wnt interfere..am female though..a very sexy one at dt..*winks*..bt dnt worry am nt here to pt assunda..wud hv loved uncle T bt hw cn one lov an uncle like dt?? gt my eyes on kinnad or naijaobi..heheeheh

a big sigh... Tnk God ur nt gon put an asunda.tnx sexy lady. And ur ryt o, u cnt luv an uncle lyk dt buh i hrd elderly men cn b vry carin n pet deir gals vry wel. Winks* uncle t is ma NL uncle n very carin @ dt evn dou no strings attachd. Naijobi hs bj88 on his mynd, he might nt notice u... Mayb u shd go 4 kinnad! Jus an advice o, my sexylady.

odicowest: Pls boss 9-zeros, pls help me found out wat grade Obasanjo,WOLE soyinka,festus kiayamo,TINUBU,ORJI UZO KANU graduated wit.so to calm this 2.1 people down becos i came out wit 2.2 and am hapy wit it and i like anythng double.ok am waiting for d result

lol