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this one related to cigarette

This ones is old, but nice


Oscar Weil and Benjamin Oppenheimer are Jews, and were sitting in a Chinese restaurant in Shanghai.

"Oscar," asked Benjie, "Are there any Jews in China ?"
"I don't know," Oscar replied.
"Why don't we ask the waiter?"

When the waiter came by, Benjie asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews here in Shanghai ?"
"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen.

He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No Chinese Jews."
"Are you sure?" Benjie asked.

"I will check again, sir" the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.
While he was still gone, Oscar said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China , our people are scattered everywhere,

" When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews." "Are you really sure?" Benjie asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews."

"Sir, I asked everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have orange Jews, apple Jews, tomato Jews and avocado Jews, but no one ever hear of Chinese Jews!!! But, ,
if you want, we have Chinese Tea!!!"

honeric01:
I am going for visaphone asap, unlimited download and their download is as high as 80kb/115kb as i was told by a friend of mine who uses it.

You better first borrow your friends device and try it at your location, try it over 1 night. ( dash your friend with some money, if needed ).
That can ensure you get the best for you, bro!

In some foreign forum, they all use this method to gain signal strength, and get faster connection. Just wondering, anyone in NL have tried this before?

snthesis:
9ja ppl don reach vietnam

I dont really dig Vietnam also, but I think it's always nice to share rite ?

Sorry double post, bad connection i had,

bad one , okayy,
bad english also
I'll share picture only now, so no more horrible translation disturbing NL'ers eye

half of the colombian girls are cutie  

Studio CFR:
Is siapaya a ghanian?  The name.
No offence please

I'm not. But I will love to go there for traveling 

 *just want to share*

pappy4real:
the only joke i find here is the posters very poor english,

I'm working on it now

clemcykul:
siapaya da joke wasnt funny to me but i commend your ability to translate it from your language into English.

gud job

I try better next time